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Captain Parmenter: I went out to meet you, sir, and I got lost.
General Courage: Well I don't understand how an officer can get lost. A whole troop maybe, but not an officer.
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(Agarn ang O'Rourke tell the general he will be in trouble if anyone finds out he promoted an indian)
O'Rourke: Exposing us would mean exposing yourself, which would be a shame after such a long and glorious career.
Agarn: They might even change the name of Fort Courage.
General Courage:(weakly) No,no.
Wild Eagle: How you like Fort Wild Eagle?
General Courage:(screaming) NO!
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Agarn:(about Wild Eagle) Now he's Lt. Howe.
O'Rourke: I told you to watch him!
Agarn: I watched. I watched the whole thing.
O'Rourke: What happened?
Agarn: They fired the cannon to honor the general.
O'Rourke: Don't tell me. The tower fell.
Agarn: It would have fallen right on the general, only Wild Eagle pushed him away.
O'Rourke: And then the general commissioned him.
Agarn: Wouldn't you?
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(Crazy Cat is aiming an arrow tied to one of Wild Eagle's teeth)
Crazy Cat: Ready...Aim...
Wild Eagle: Wait!
Crazy Cat: Now what's the matter?
Wild Eagle: First must recite ancient ritual chant.
Crazy Cat: Not need ancient chant with modern tooth pulling.
Wild Eagle: Recite!
Crazy Cat: Me shoot tooth into air. It fall to earth, me not know where. Ready...Aim...
(Wild Eagle takes the string out of his mouth)
Wild Eagle: A miracle happen! Tooth not hurt anymore!
Crazy Cat: Some miracle. Wild Eagle lose nerve.
Wild Eagle: Better than losing whole jaw.
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O'Rourke: Our plan was to let him go AWOL.
General Courage: I've got a better plan. I'll have him transferred to a desk in Washington.
Agarn: Good! Then he'll never be heard from again.
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General Courage: You can do your explaining to a firing squad!
Agarn: Firing squad? Oh, sir, I puncture so easily!
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General Courage: (wistfully watching Wrangler Jane leave) If I was only six ranks younger.
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Capt. Parmenter: Well, surely you've heard of General Courage.
Agarn: Courage? It rings a bell. Now, don't tell me.
Capt. Parmenter: Our fort is named after him.
Agarn: Fort Courage! Of course, sir. I knew it would come to me sooner or later.
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Agarn: (about regimental dentist) Works with laughing gas.
Crazy Cat: "Laughing Gas?" Him Indian fellow?