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General: Well, Parmenter, we've got to find an assignment befitting the scourge of Appomattox.
Wormsbecker: Sir, they've gone through three commanding officers at Fort Courage. Two desertions and a nervous breakdown.
General: Fort Courage, eh? Ah, good thinking, Wormsbecker. At a frontier post like that, he might be just the inspirational leader they need. Captain Parmenter, as of this moment, you are the commanding officer of F Troop.
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Wild Eagle: You ever see war dance?
Roaring Chicken: Oh, I see war dance many moons ago. Many, many, many moons.
Wild Eagle: You and your moons! When?!
Roaring Chicken: 42 years ago last August.
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Agarn: Indians ain't supposed to drink alcohol.
Wild Eagle: Who says so?
Agarn: Everybody.
Wild Eagle: Eh, that just nasty rumor spread by sister-in-law, Sparkling Water. She want big bluenose redskin. "Bluenose redskin." (guffaws heartily) Wild Eagle make funny joke!
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Capt. Parmenter: How come we have reveille at 10 o'clock? Now, back east when I was in the quartermaster corps, we had reveille at 7.
O'Rourke: Oh, but the captain is forgetting there's a three hour time difference.
Capt. Parmenter: Of course.
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Capt. Parmenter: You know, my father used to say that I had more left feet than any kid in Philadelphia.
(O'Rourke is stone-faced while Parmenter laughs)
Capt. Parmenter: Well, for a general, that's pretty funny.