B Wise: Well, I hope you're satisfied, Captain. You've just captured an honest, hard-working, conscientious traitor. Ruined my whole day.
B Wise: (shedding disguise) Fooled you again, didn't I? Right? Right! Because I'm a master of deception. Why I get up in the morning sometimes and shave the wrong man!
Crazy Cat: How come paleface make mocassins. You try to run us out of business? Agarn: Look, Crazy Cat, we can make them cheaper. Lots cheaper. We got modern machinery. Wild Eagle: You got machinery? How come it say, "Made in Hong Kong?"
Assistant: Of course, sir, if these bulletproof vests don't work, we may lose some of the men of F Troop. Secretary of War: That is precisely why I selected them.
Ivan Bell (Duddleson) is uncredited.
Second of three appearances by William Woodson as the Secretary of War.
B Wise: B Wise is the name, espionage is my game. I fooled you with one of my many disguises. That's why I'm called the man of a thousand faces. Capt. Parmenter: I find that a little hard to believe. B Wise: Would you believe 850? This is a tribute to competing comedy "Get Smart," where secret agent Maxwell Smart always gave this type of backpedaling response whenever faced with disbelief. Other tributes include weapons hidden in articles of clothing and use of another "Get Smart" phrase, "Sorry about that."
Wild Eagle makes a joke about Chinese mocassins hurting again after a hour, a variant of the old joke about being hungry again an hour after eating Chinese food.
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