F Troop

Snake Eyes: Indian hero, how you plan your next move? Wild Eagle: What next move? Snake Eyes: Indians have no use for fort, except to run horses around and shoot flaming arrows at. Wild Eagle: So we go home to village. Snake Eyes: Not yet. First you massacre F Troop, burn fort to ground. Four point credit. Wild Eagle: But this good fort. Why burn down? Sell back to pale face, make much wampum. Snake Eyes: No, must burn. How else Indians win country back?

Agarn: A little voice in my head is telling me "Agarn, you're a Benedict Arnold. Agarn, you're a Benedict Arnold." O'Rourke: I got a little voice in my head too. It's saying "O'Rourke, you're gonna get rich. O'Rourke, you're gonna get rich." Agarn: I like your voice better.

Wild Eagle: Captain, you want to buy a Hekawi victory flag? Capt.Parmenter: How much? Wild Eagle: Ten dollars. Capt.Parmenter: Ten dollars??? Wild Eagle: It very rare.

Agarn: It could've been the moon that kinda made the chief into Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Buffalo Hide.

Crazy Cat: (after O'Rourke promises to have the troop "lose" the battle) O'Rourke, you're a good friend. Indians finally going to win. Agarn: Yeah, but don't make a habit of it.

Agarn: This is the tomahawk, one of the deadliest weapons in primitive warfare. When thrown properly, it can kill a man at 30 paces. Crazy Cat: Whoever thought of such a terrible weapon? Agarn: Whoever thought of such a terrible weapon? It was your people that thought of it!

O'Rourke: You can't fight the Shugs. I mean they're tough! Wild Eagle: No more! Only six braves left. Others get wiped out by Geronimo. O'Rourke: Six Shugs. Agarn: 400 Hekawi. O'Rourke: Chance? Agarn: Forget it.

Crazy Cat: What we do now, chief? Wild Eagle: Only one thing can do. We make surprise attack on old enemies, the Shugs. Crazy Cat: But Shugs know Hekawi never use tomahawks, never use flaming arrows, and all our braves have chicken hearts. Wild Eagle: That why it such big surprise.

Snake Eyes: Look at Hekawi record. Not one massacre. Not one town wiped out. Not one wagon train attacked. For twenty years, you not even fight Indians! Wild Eagle: That not true. Last week Crazy Cat have big fight with Apache. Crazy Cat: And I beat 'im, singlehanded. Snake Eyes: Ah, how many Apache? Crazy Cat: One. My wife. She Apache on mother's side. Snake Eyes: Fight with wife not count. Wild Eagle: You not see Crazy Cat's squaw. Some tribes not that big!