F Troop

Season 2 Episode 29

The Majority of Wilton

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Aired Tuesday 9:00 PM Mar 23, 1967 on ABC
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The Majority of Wilton
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When Parmenter catches a cold the day before his examination for promotion to major, everyone rushes in with home remedies -- all of which include some kind of alcohol and combine to make him drunk.

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    Ken Berry

    Ken Berry

    Captain Wilton Parmenter

    Larry Storch

    Larry Storch

    Corporal Randolph Agarn

    Forrest Tucker

    Forrest Tucker

    Sergeant Morgan O'Rourke

    Frank DeKova

    Frank DeKova

    Chief Wild Eagle

    Melody Patterson

    Melody Patterson

    Wrangler Jane Angelica Thrift

    James Hampton

    James Hampton

    Trooper Hannibal Dobbs

    Recurring Role

    Bob Steele

    Bob Steele

    Trooper Duffy

    Recurring Role

    Joe Brooks

    Joe Brooks

    Trooper Vanderbilt

    Recurring Role

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      • O'Rourke: The captain'll be in fine shape for that test tomrrow.
        Dobbs: He should be. When Jane wasn't looking, I poured a remedy of malasice, cotton seed oil, and bourbon in her soup.
        Duffy: I wonder how that'll mix with cactus juice and tequila?
        Agarn:(thinking of the whiskey he and O'Rourke poured in the soup) If the captain goes for seconds on that soup, we're in trouble.
        Capt.Parmenter: (drunken) HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
        O'Rourke: Sounds like he went on thirds.
        Agarn: Wouldn't you?!

      • Agarn: (after seeing a drunken Capt. Parmenter help Vanderbilt down a ladder) Now that's what I call the blind leading the blind.

      • Duffy: We had a lot of colds at the Alamo, sir.
        Capt. Parmenter: I'm sure you did, Duffy.
        Duffy: I'll never forget the first time Davy Crockett sneezed. I turned to him and I says, "Davy," I says, "gesundheit."

      • Capt. Parmenter: (tasting Jane's soup remedy) Mmm. Say, that's very good. You say this is what your mother gave your father when he had a cold?
        Wrangler Jane: Yes, and daddy had a cold all winter.
        Capt. Parmenter: I can see why!

      • Wild Eagle: Crazy Cat, did you send smoke signal to medicine man?
        Crazy Cat: Uh huh.
        Wild Eagle: Did medicine man answer smoke signal?
        Crazy Cat: Uh huh.
        Wild Eagle: What he say?
        Crazy Cat: Uh, "Don't smoke me, I'll smoke you."

      • Agarn: (visiting sick Wild Eagle) How you feeling, Wild Eagle?
        Wild Eagle: General Custer should have my head. Nothing personal.

      • Capt. Parmenter: Last month, you lost one blanket, one saddle, one bridle, four horseshoes and one horse.
        Agarn: Well, I have good news, sir. My horse, Barney, came home this morning.
        Capt. Parmenter: That's wonderful, corporal. And was he wearing his, uh, blanket, saddle, bridle and shoes?
        Agarn: No, sir. When he came back, he was stark naked.
        Capt. Parmenter: Why, I can't understand that.
        Agarn: I can. There are some juvenile delinquents in town who go out at night stripping parked horses.
        Capt. Parmenter: Really?
        O'Rourke: Oh, that's right, sir. Why, only yesterday, a youngster offered to sell me four hot horseshoes.
        Capt. Parmenter: I don't know what this younger generation is coming to.

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