(All of F Troop puts their hands up when they find out all their guns are toys) Wild Eagle: Hekawis win battle!!! O'Rourke: Alright men, put your hands down. Wild Eagle: Keep your hands up! Want to show off to neighbors.
Capt. Parmenter: But, Major, shouldn't our first objective be to capture the rifles? Major Winster: Never! Always remember, Captain, that a rifle is of no use without a trigger finger. Capt. Parmenter: But on the other hand, a triggerless finger is no better than a fingerless gun. Agarn: Which is somewhat like having a fingerless finger and a hairless head.
Crazy Cat: There's wise, old Indian saying: "You show me raccoon with nose in mud, and I show you squirrel with nut in tree." Wild Eagle: What does that mean? Crazy Cat: If I knew that, I'd be chief. Wild Eagle: Squirrel may have nut in tree, but I think I got nut in tribe.
O'Rourke: Captain, you just can't let him attack our friends, the Hekawis. It would be wholesale slaughter. Agarn: And retail, too.
Major Winster: Did either of you see a crateful of guns in that teepee? O'Rourke: No, sir, I can't honestly say that I saw any guns. Agarn: I was looking right at 'em and I didn't see 'em.
Wild Eagle: We have 24 guns in crate and we will have another 24 guns by time frost is on pumpkin. Agarn: When is a frost on pumpkin? Wild Eagle: Before beaver starts building dam. O'Rourke: When is that? Wild Eagle: Day after goose fly south. Agarn: Couldn't you be a little more specific, Chief? Wild Eagle: How about Thursday?
This is the first episode when Crazy Cat shows he's bucking to become chief of the Hekawi, a running gag from this point on.
The man who warns Wild Eagle about building a fire too big is named "Smokey Bear," referring to the longtime mascot of the US Forest Service who warns about forest fire prevention.
Major Chester Winster and his gun, the Ches Winster 76, are a play on the famous Winchester rifle, manufactured by the Winchester Repeating Arms Company.
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