(All of F Troop puts their hands up when they find out all their guns are toys)Wild Eagle: Hekawis win battle!!!
O'Rourke: Alright men, put your hands down.
Wild Eagle: Keep your hands up! Want to show off to neighbors.
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Capt. Parmenter: But, Major, shouldn't our first objective be to capture the rifles?
Major Winster: Never! Always remember, Captain, that a rifle is of no use without a trigger finger.
Capt. Parmenter: But on the other hand, a triggerless finger is no better than a fingerless gun.
Agarn: Which is somewhat like having a fingerless finger and a hairless head.
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Crazy Cat: There's wise, old Indian saying: "You show me raccoon with nose in mud, and I show you squirrel with nut in tree."
Wild Eagle: What does that mean?
Crazy Cat: If I knew that, I'd be chief.
Wild Eagle: Squirrel may have nut in tree, but I think I got nut in tribe.
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The man who warns Wild Eagle about building a fire too big is named "Smokey Bear," referring to the longtime mascot of the US Forest Service who warns about forest fire prevention.
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Major Chester Winster and his gun, the Ches Winster 76, are a play on the famous Winchester rifle, manufactured by the Winchester Repeating Arms Company.
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