F Troop

Season 1 Episode 21

The New I.G.

Aired Tuesday 9:00 PM Feb 08, 1966 on ABC



  • Quotes

    • Capt. Parmenter: But, Major, shouldn't our first objective be to capture the rifles?
      Major Winster: Never! Always remember, Captain, that a rifle is of no use without a trigger finger.
      Capt. Parmenter: But on the other hand, a triggerless finger is no better than a fingerless gun.
      Agarn: Which is somewhat like having a fingerless finger and a hairless head.