F Troop

Capt. Parmenter: (reading note stuck to the fake tree trunk Major Royce was wearing) Old Hekawi saying: You never can fool Indian with sap in tree.

Wild Eagle: Our tribe very brave warriors. Except for one thing. O'Rourke: What's that? Wild Eagle: We faint a lot.

Wild Eagle: If you have trouble, must remember wise, old Indian saying. "Bullfrog who sits on lily pad never do much croaking." Agarn: What's so wise about that? Wild Eagle: You know wiser saying?

Agarn: Can't you just see that someday a kid will turn to his father and say, "Daddy, what did you do in the Indian war?" And the father'll say, "I was a tree stump in F Troop."

Major Royce: I was once trapped in the Khyber Pass with a squadron of the 10th Ghurka Rifles. We managed to live for a whole week on nothing but curried cartridge belts. Madras style, of course. O'Rourke: I must say, sir, that our cartridge belts are not that tasty.

O'Rourke: With the captain's permission, I'd like to take out a search party. Something may have happened to him. Agarn: It'd be a shame if the Indians got him before he showed us how to get the Indians.

Wrangler Jane: But it's from Washington -- the War Department. Office of the Chief of Staff. Stamped Official, Urgent and Top Secret. Capt. Parmenter: Sounds like it might be important.