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Bald Eagle: Will you lead your people in attack on fort?
Wild Eagle: Not during big end of month sale.
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Bald Eagle: Geronimo, he always passing. Me always failing in warrior school.
Capt. Parmenter: I failed map-reading. What did you fail?
Bald Eagle: Scalping.
Capt. Parmenter: Should have gone to summer school to make it up.
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O'Rourke: Alright, where is he?
Wild Eagle: Where who?
Agarn: That mixed up kid of yours.
Wrangler Jane: He's run away with Wilton.
Wild Eagle: And I begged him to marry a nice Indian girl.
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Agarn: It's about the prisoner, Bald Eagle.
O'Rourke: Yes, we'd like to report that we shot him at sunrise, sir.
Capt. Parmenter: (concerned)You didn't!
O'Rourke: No, but that's what I'd like to report.
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Capt. Parmenter: I don't want you outside when there's the possibility the Indians will be attacking.
Wrangler Jane: Wilton, I didn't know you felt that way about me.
Capt. Parmenter: Of course I do, Jane. I've always said you were the best shot in town.
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Wild Eagle: Same Bald Eagle. Not like brother, Boy Deer. Him dear boy.
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O'Rourke: Where're you going?
Wild Eagle: Do not know, but if Bald Eagle come this way, must go that way!
Agarn: Have you ever met this Indian?
Wild Eagle: Yes, him not only have feathers around head, but a few inside, too!
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Agarn: Bald Eagle on the loose!
Wrangler Jane: And they say he's headed for Fort Courage!
Capt. Parmenter: Bald Eagle headed for Fort Courage?!?
Wrangler Jane: That's right. What are you gonna do?
Capt. Parmenter: Well, the first thing I'm going to do is find out who Bald Eagle is.
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Dobbs: But, sir, I can't play "Reveille," I can't play "Retreat." I can't even play "Charge." Can only play one tune on this bugle.
Capt. Parmenter: What's wrong with that?
Dobbs: Well, sir, you can't play "Yankee Doodle" at a military funeral.
Agarn: Wouldn't be in good taste, Cap'n.