F Troop

Agarn: You mean you aren't a vampire? Count Sforza: Who said I was a vampire? (Everyone points at Agarn) Where I come from, I was the only one in my family who wasn't a vampire, and I had to move because I was giving my neighborhood a good reputation.

Count Sforza: Do you know the old Worthington house? Agarn: That creepy, gloomy, haunty, spooky old place? Count Sforza: I just rented it. Agarn: You'll love it!

Count Sforza: Have old Transylvania saying, "(mock Transylvanian)" Crazy Cat: What that mean? Count Sforza: When the light of the full moon bathes the mountains, then the wild dogs will howl, but the castle is dark. Wild Eagle: You steal saying from Hekawi!

Wild Eagle: (seeing the colorless count) Now that's what I call a paleface!

O'Rourke: Says right there in the book that vampires only come out at night, right? Well, Count Sforza comes out in the daytime so that should prove he is not a vampire. Agarn: What if he's a vampire with ... with insomnia?!?

O'Rourke: I hear he's been doin' some very strange window shoppin'. Agarn: What's strange about window shopping? O'Rourke: He's been doing it in front of the undertaker. Agarn: Come on, Sarge, you can't scare me. Count Sforza: (Coming up behind Agarn) Good evening. Agarn: But he can!