F Troop

Season 2 Episode 22

V is for Vampire

Aired Tuesday 9:00 PM Feb 02, 1967 on ABC



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Agarn: You mean you aren't a vampire?
      Count Sforza: Who said I was a vampire? (Everyone points at Agarn) Where I come from, I was the only one in my family who wasn't a vampire, and I had to move because I was giving my neighborhood a good reputation.

    • Count Sforza: Do you know the old Worthington house?
      Agarn: That creepy, gloomy, haunty, spooky old place?
      Count Sforza: I just rented it.
      Agarn: You'll love it!

    • Count Sforza: Have old Transylvania saying, "(mock Transylvanian)"
      Crazy Cat: What that mean?
      Count Sforza: When the light of the full moon bathes the mountains, then the wild dogs will howl, but the castle is dark.
      Wild Eagle: You steal saying from Hekawi!

    • Wild Eagle: (seeing the colorless count) Now that's what I call a paleface!

    • O'Rourke: Says right there in the book that vampires only come out at night, right? Well, Count Sforza comes out in the daytime so that should prove he is not a vampire.
      Agarn: What if he's a vampire with ... with insomnia?!?

    • O'Rourke: I hear he's been doin' some very strange window shoppin'.
      Agarn: What's strange about window shopping?
      O'Rourke: He's been doing it in front of the undertaker.
      Agarn: Come on, Sarge, you can't scare me.
      Count Sforza: (Coming up behind Agarn) Good evening.
      Agarn: But he can!

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