Agarn: You mean you aren't a vampire?
Count Sforza: Who said I was a vampire? (Everyone points at Agarn) Where I come from, I was the only one in my family who wasn't a vampire, and I had to move because I was giving my neighborhood a good reputation.
Count Sforza: Do you know the old Worthington house?
Agarn: That creepy, gloomy, haunty, spooky old place?
Count Sforza: I just rented it.
Agarn: You'll love it!
Count Sforza: Have old Transylvania saying, "(mock Transylvanian)"
Crazy Cat: What that mean?
Count Sforza: When the light of the full moon bathes the mountains, then the wild dogs will howl, but the castle is dark.
Wild Eagle: You steal saying from Hekawi!
Wild Eagle: (seeing the colorless count) Now that's what I call a paleface!
O'Rourke: Says right there in the book that vampires only come out at night, right? Well, Count Sforza comes out in the daytime so that should prove he is not a vampire.
Agarn: What if he's a vampire with ... with insomnia?!?
O'Rourke: I hear he's been doin' some very strange window shoppin'.
Agarn: What's strange about window shopping?
O'Rourke: He's been doing it in front of the undertaker.
Agarn: Come on, Sarge, you can't scare me.
Count Sforza: (Coming up behind Agarn) Good evening.
Agarn: But he can!
Vincent Price was billed as "special guest star" immediately following the episode title card.