F Troop

Capt.Parmenter: Would Gen. Grant have surrendered? Would Lafayette have surrendered? Would Washington have surrendered?! O'Rourke: Washington. Capt. Parmenter: (panicing somewhat) What? Did he surrender?

Capt.Parmenter:(speaking to the troop) You are your nation's first line of defense. Agarn: I hope the country's got a second line.

Crazy Cat: Uh oh. Here comes trouble. Wild Eagle: Palefaces not necessarily mean trouble. Crazy Cat: Not necessarily mean not trouble. Wild Eagle: Not necessarily mean not not trouble. Crazy Cat: Not necessarily... Wild Eagle: Enough! One more not and I put knot in your tongue.

O'Rourke: Men are going to fall apart if they don't get food soon. Agarn: Even Duddleson's losing weight. This morning he was standing next to the flagpole ... Vanderbilt tried to run Old Glory up him. O'Rourke: And Duffy. I caught him pouring salt on his shoe. Capt. Parmenter: That's dreadful! Agarn: Well, actually the lacings weren't bad if you thought of them as spaghetti with metal tips.

Agarn: Sarge, if I thought there was going to be any fighting, I'da never joined the Army.

Flaming Arrow: Beware of palefaces bringing gifts. Capt. Parmenter: No, no, no, no. That's Greeks bearing gifts. You know, the Trojan Horse? Flaming Arrow: Me old, but me not that old.

Agarn: How about James Madison? Flaming Arrow: Me visit President Madison and wife. Wife say, "Hello, Flaming Arrow." Me say, "Hello, Dolly."