Professor Happy's Fairy Tail Lecture: Happy continues his description of how things operate at Fairy Tail.
The intro to this episode is sort of a take off of the famous series The Twilight Zone.
(talking during the previews for the next episode)
Natsu: Well, you were a bit gross right when you were born, Happy.
Happy: But I'm sure I was cute!
Natsu: Yeah. One of those cute 'n gross things.
(talking after the episode is over)
Natsu: Erza was all panicking when the turned into you, Happy!
Happy: Yeah! And her flying skills needed work.
Natsu: Makes me think of the time you were born, Happy.
Happy: Aye. But it was Erza on the inside, so she couldn't be 90% as cute as me.
Narrator: This magic is not a fantasy. It is a magic that slightly upsets the balance of one's everyday existence... And with that, until next time.
Droy & Jet: Go, go, Levy!
Wakaba: So they're nothing but a cheering squad?
Erza in Happy's Body: I see.. So from now on I'll exist as an odd winged cat?
Happy in Erza's Body: I am not odd!
(Happy is in Erza's body and tries to requip some armor but it is a bathing suit and fishing pole)
Happy in Erza's Body: Huh? This is strange... I wanted to show people some cool armor, but this...
Natsu in Loke's Body: I get it! It's true we've swapped techniques, but now we're all crappy at them!
Wakaba: Hey, Loke! Er, wait! The dude that's inside 'im.
Natsu in Loke's Body: Don't call me "the dude inside him!"
Erza in Happy's Body: Haven't you realized yet? Our minds and bodies have...switched places!
Natsu in Loke's Body: What do you mean, Happy?
Erza in Happy's Body: I am Erza!
Happy in Erza's Body: I'm Happy! You're so mean, Loke...
Erza in Happy's Body: Be quiet!
Lucy in Gray's Body: Which means...
Erza in Happy's Body: Natsu and Loke... Gray and Lucy... And worst of all, Happy and I have switched places!
Happy in Erza's Body: What do you mean, "worst of all?"
Wakaba: It's one thing for Natsu and Gray to experience that, but for Lucy-chan it's just... You poor thing!
Lucy: Poor thing?
Natsu: Hey, you jerk! Whaddaya mean, "It's one thing for?" Huh, Wakaba?
Gray: Yeah! Don't lump me in with Natsu!
Natsu: And what do you mean by that, huh?
Gray: Exactly what I said! You just don't take a hint, do you?
Elfman: (to Natsu and Gray) A man takes responsibility for his actions. You're men, right? Then show it.
Erza: Where is the master?
Macao: He has some kind of council something-or-other meeting, or whatever... He's been gone since yesterday.
Natsu: We're safe for now!
Gray: All right! None of that until gramps gets back!
Happy: Thank goodness! We can put off staring into the gates of hell for a while longer!
Lucy: (she's stressing out) Tell me what that is already! I wanna know so bad! It's freaking me out! It's even scarier when I don't know what it is!
Mirajane: Welcome back. How was the island? Did you have a little swim in the ocean?
Erza: It wasn't that kind of trip.
Narrator: The Kingdom of Fiore. A world where magic is an integral part of people's lives. However... What we will be presenting to you today is a very eerie magic... For the next 30 minutes your mind will leave your body and head deep into this magic...
Japanese Title: Chienjiringu チェンジリング