(Vickie isn't home and it's late)
Maggie: Cole isn't home either. Or is that different because he's your son?
Chase: It is different.
Maggie: Oh, it is, huh?
Maggie: Well, tell me about it.
Chase: Ahh… Well… He's two years older…
Chase: And he's taller.
Maggie: He's taller.
Chase: And he's a member of the dominant sex!
Maggie: He's a what?! He's a member of the what?!