Uncle Bill: As long as I'm not sleeping, there's got to be a store open...
Mr. French: At 3 a.m. on Christmas morning? Are you out of your bloody mind?
Mr. French: Sorry, sir, I tend to be overly frank when caffienated.
Buffy: Mrs. Beasley is going to be sick, too.
Mr. French: Then I arrived in the nick of time, child.
Sissy: Uncle Bill, as sick as I am, I'd rather be me than you tonight.
Kevin: Sick kid? What's he got?
Uncle Bill: Wishes for Santa.
Mr. French: Good lord! You're going to let him vomit into the Waterford crystal?
Uncle Bill: You want to volunteer your pants' pockets?
Kathy Garver, the Cissy from the original Family Affair, appears as Beverly in this episode.
John Whitaker, who played the original Jody in the classic "Family Affair" series guest stars in this episode as Santa.