Alex Borstein |
Lois (and various) |
Mila Kunis |
Meg (season 2+) |
Seth Green |
Chris (and various) |
Seth MacFarlane |
Peter / Stewie / Brian / Quagmire / Tom Tucker (and various) |
Mike Henry (VI) |
Cleveland/Herbert/Performance Artist/Greased-Up Deaf Guy (and various) |
Jamie Farr |
Himself |
Guest Star |
Wendy Raquel Robinson |
Voice |
Guest Star |
Patrick Warburton |
Joe |
Recurring Role |
Jennifer Tilly |
Bonnie |
Recurring Role |
John Viener |
Various |
Recurring Role |
This is the third new pair of legs that Joe gets. His first pair of legs were eaten by Peter in "Perfect Castaway" and than Joe got a second pair of legs only to be handicap as well.
This would be Joe's second new pair of legs. The first time is when his old legs got eaten by Peter and got new cripple legs from a dead person which was in "Perfect Castaway".
The song playing when Pontius Pilot and Judas plan to cruxify Jesus is "Sunshine Day" by The Brady Bunch.
Joe: All right, we're gonna do it once more!
(everyone else groans in agony)
Joe: And this time, NO MISTAKES! ONE-TWO-THREE-FOUR!
(Cleveland begins playing the piano, while the others dance)
Peter, Joe and Quagmire: (singing) Good mornin', good mornin'!
Cleveland: It's great to stay up late!
Peter, Joe and Quagmire: Good mornin', good mornin', to you!
Peter: When the band began to play,
The stars were shinin' bright!
Quagmire: But now the milkman's on his way.
It's too late to say good night!
Joe: (screaming at Quagmire) SO SAY GOOD MORNIN'!!!!!!
Quagmire: AHH! (starts sobbing) Good mornin'!
(everyone continues dancing)
Sunbeams will soon smile through.
Peter, Joe and Quagmire: Good mornin', good mornin', to you!
(the song ends, but Stewie pops out from behind the couch and continues by himself)
Stewie: Nothin' could be grander than to be in Louisiana!
In the mornin', in the mor- Oh, I'm sorry, I thought we were still going.
Bonnie: Joe, can't we talk about this?
Joe: There's nothing to talk about. I've outgrown you, Bonnie. I need to spread my legs and fly.
Cleveland: Wow, thanks, Spider-Man!
Spider-Man: Everybody gets one. (to Peter) Tell 'em, Peter.
Peter: (to Cleveland) Uh, apparently, everybody gets one.
Spider-Man: Bingo! (shoots web string and swings off)
Peter: We need to take care of Joe. It's the right thing to do, just like taking out Hitler. (Scene cuts to Adolf Hitler on a unicycle, juggling fish. Peter walks in knocks him down and punches him.)
Peter: (Referring to an earlier scene) You see? We had a plan for that all along.
Peter: ...besides we're not hurting anybody.
Lois: What are you talking about?! You ripped a whole chunk of wall out of the house.
(Stewie looking out forlornly from the open wall of his room)
Stewie: What is this?! There's something wrong with the house... I don't like change.
(Peter, Joe, Cleveland, and Quagmire are in the Drunken Clam)
Peter: Hey, check it out you guys. I got a new cell phone that takes pictures. Look, look, I took a picture of Lois' poo.
(they all laugh)
Quagmire: Oh, that's hilarious. You should email that to me.
(Joe introduces his new friends)
Joe: I'm taking my new friends. This is Parker, Quentin, and Portland.
Cleveland: Is Portland the black one?
Joe: Portland is the black one.
(Bonnie and Joe are in bed)
Bonnie: Oh Joe, that was amazing.
Joe: I know, I was there.
Bonnie: My god, we haven't done it in so long, I'd forgotten how big you were.
Joe: I was going to say the same thing to you.
(Bonnie looks surprised)
Dr. Hartman: I'm sorry Mayor McCheese, but I'm not sure if any cosmetic surgery is even possible.
Mayor McCheese: Look, if it's a financial issue...
Dr. Hartman: Well it's not an issue of money, your head is a cheeseburger. There is no blood flow to it, it's just dead cow meat.
Mayor McCheese: Alright, well, I appreciate you giving it to me straight.
Dr. Hartman: Alright then, have a tasty afternoon.
Mayor McCheese: (laughs slighly)
Dr. Hartman: Ah, there's a smile.
Quagmire: Alright Peter, this is a tough one. Alright, you ready for this? Okay, would you have sex with Cleveland, if it meant you could have sex with Angelina Jolie?
Peter: Uhhh, yeah, yeah I'd probably do it.
Quagmire: Hang on, hang on. Missionary, and you have to look him in the eye. No closing your eyes and pretending it's somebody else.
Peter: (Pauses) I think still, yes.
Cleveland: Thank you Peter.
An extra scene is shown in the DVD and Adult Swim version where Joe gives his wheelchair to Chris, who then rolls it down a hill, hits a bump, and flings him into Mayor Adam West's tulip garden. Mayor West is then prompted to call Chris "a dick".
Chris and Meg did not appear in this episode.
In a promo clip on the official Family Guy website, there was an additional sign on the Quahog Men's Club that said "No Balls, No Entry", this was removed in the original broadcast version, but appeared in the Cartoon Network aired version.
Peter: Yo, Joe.
This is the famous catch phrase used by G.I. JOE as they attack Cobra.
Cleveland: Wow, thanks Spiderman!
Spiderman: Everybody gets one.
An obvious reference to the web-swinging hero, Spiderman. This now recurring reference was introduced in the episode, Let's go to the hop.
The Flintstones
Fred and Barney from the television show The Flintstones are seen in the Quahog Men's Club.
Life Goes On
While in the bar, the guys see a television promo about a new show called "Who wants to marry Corky from Life Goes On?" Life Goes On was a show that aired on ABC from 1989 to 1993. Corky, the son on the show who is played by Chris Burke, has Down Syndrome.
Singin' In The Rain
The musical number Joe, Quagmire and Peter (and Stewie) perform is Good Mornin' from the musical Singin' In The Rain.
Believe It Or Not, Joe's Walking On Air
The title is a spoof of the lyrics to the song Believe It or Not by Joey Scarbury. It was the theme song for The Greatest American Hero. The original line is "Believe it or not, I'm walking on air".
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