Brian Griffin/Stewie Griffin
The items in Brain's safe deposit box include:
-A dead bird
-A bottle of scotch
-A Letterman's jacket
-A copy of David Copperfield
Stewie: (Throws up at the sight of Brian eating his diaper clean) Well, come on, clean it up.
Brian: I just cleaned out your diaper, and now you expect me to clean this?
Stewie: But Brian, you like throw up.
Brian: Yeah, it's true. I do like throw up... (eats it)
Stewie: (takes a drink of Brian's scotch) Mmm, I like that! I mean, I like the stuff that comes out of Lois' breasts better, but this is good too. But I don't wanna get too buzzed! People take advantage of kids when they're drunk. I mean, it would be so easy, and I wouldn't even remember. So don't you try anything!
Brian: "Try anything?" I've already practically french-kissed your butt!
Stewie: Yeah, there was no "practically" about that.
(Brian is about to "clean" a soiled Stewie with his tongue)
Stewie: Okay, now warn me before you do it, because I don't want to be- (falsetto) Moooon Riiiiver!
Although credited, Alex Borstein (Lois), Seth Green (Chris), Mila Kunis (Meg) and Mike Henry are absent from this episode.
This episode is being touted as the 150th episode. Although it may be the 150th produced episode, at the time of its airing, it will not be the 150th aired episode.
Stewie: Oh, and just do me a favor and tell me when you're about to begin because I don't want to be surpri--Moooooon River!
This is an allusion to the 1985 movie Fletch, where Chevy Chase's character undergoes a rectal exam.
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