The "B" story was the only thing that put this episode to slightly above average.
7.9
"Good"
Peter, Joe, Cleveland, and Quagmire attend a costume contest at the Quahog convention center, entering as characters from The A-Team. When inside, Peter and his friends see Brian, who is there to write an article for the local newspaper. Peter and his friends win the costume contest (described by the announcer as "The A-Team with the real black guy"), much to Peter's delight. After the article is published, Lois compliments Brian about the quality of the article. Stewie then tells him (in a high pitched voice) that "he should spend more time working on that novel", a book which Brian has been reportedly writing for approximately four years, as commented in the episode "Brian the Bachelor." Brian is then contacted by Welslie Shepherdson (voiced by Seth MacFarlane) from The New Yorker, who informs Brian that he would be a good contributor for the magazine.
Brian is given a warm welcome by staff of The New Yorker, and Shepherdson takes a liking to him. Meanwhile, Peter is upset at not being The A-Team figures anymore. However, after he and his friends help a man at the bar, they decide to help their community further by continuing to act like the A-Team. The A-Team introduction sequence then follows, featuring Peter, Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland. Meanwhile at The New Yorker, the writing staff discusses what Ivy League school each of the writers went to for college. Everyone but Brian went to Harvard University, who is mocked for attending Brown University. It at this point that Brian also admits to Shepherdson that he never officially graduated from college, which results in his dismissal from the magazine. After encouragement from Lois, however, Brian returns to Brown to complete the last course he needs to obtain his degree. Stewie decides to go with him, stowing away in his bag. When Stewie saves Brian from having to share a room with a goth, he decides to allow him to stay. Stewie is then replaced in the Griffin household by Gary Coleman (as "he owed me a favor"). Meanwhile, Peter and his friends paint a van with the distinctive orange A-Team stripe, and leave the house in order to begin. Brian arrives back at Brown University standing before the Van Wickle Gates.When Brian arrives at Brown, his new teacher instantly dislikes to him, after he asks his peer to borrow a pencil. Because of this, his new teacher tells him that if he does not pass an upcoming test, he will be removed from the class. Meanwhile, Peter's A-Team mission starts off negatively, after he attempts to rescue a cat from a tree. He ends up shooting the tree that the cat is stuck on, which causes it to collapse on to a house, much to its occupant's anger. Meanwhile, Brian, not wanting to fail the test, becomes worn-out at revising heavily, so Stewie provides him with the answers quickly. He then decides to go outside and play Frisbee; however, he accidentally throws it through the window and it hits his newly purchased picture, "Crazy Stairs". Brian, unsure as to whether or not to cheat and use Stewie's answers, decides it is his favored option, which results in him getting the highest mark in the class. This makes his teacher feel bad for doubting his ability, but Brian begins to feel guilty for cheating. Later, he attends a party after being invited by his teacher, who is holding it for the full class. His teacher then engages in an argument between his wife, who is also in a wheelchair. Peter and "the A-Team" discover that Roger Williams Park is due to be knocked down, so he decides to stop the workmen doing this. Peter and his friends go and attempt to scare the workmen away, only to end up engaging in general conversation. After going to confess about cheating in the exam, his teacher interrupts him, telling him he was so depressed that he was planning to kill himself until he met Brian. Brian then comes to the conclusion that the only way he will succeed in his exams is if he cheats, so he decides to return home.
Upon returning home, Lois forces Brian to study and to go back to college the next day to take the test by chasing him with the vacuum cleaner. However, he ends up exercising for hours, with Stewie as his mentor. Brian begins to become stressed at the realization he will be late for his exam due to his excessive working out, but Lois encourages Peter and the rest of the A-Team to get Brian there, after they lost hope of being a real A-Team. Brian makes it to the exam, but fails. However, he is proud of himself because he didn't quit. However, when telling the family, they are displeased and tell him he probably should have cheated. The episode ends with Chris screaming "I hate you!" at Brian before running out of the room.moreless