Girl: Mom, have you ever had a problem with freshness?
Woman: What do you mean honey?
Girl: You know, have you ever felt, not so fresh?
Woman: I'm-I'm not sure what you're get-I don't follow you.
Girl: Umm, have you ever felt like you're, you know, dirty, down there?
Woman: Oh. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! God no!