Family Guy

Season 2 Episode 15

Dammit, Janet!

Aired Sunday 9:00 PM Jun 13, 2000 on FOX
out of 10
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Episode Summary


Lois fears that Stewie needs to learn how to be social, so she sends him off to Pre-school, where he falls in love with Janet, a girl who likes his cookies. Meanwhile, Lois becomes a flight attendant, and Peter takes advantage of the free flights.

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  • Stewie falls in with a girl named Janet while Lois become a flight attendant

    Lois fears that Stewie needs to learn how to be social, so she sends him off to Pre-school, where he falls in love with Janet, a girl who likes his cookies. Meanwhile, Lois becomes a flight attendant, and Peter takes advantage of the free flights. Another superb (and somewhat unwatched) episode. The two plots are both equally superb but they could have been better in some of the parts. Funny parts were Peter using the house as a puppet, Janet kept telling Stewie he want cookies, the evil monkey (we see him the very first time), the pilots pretending to be tabbed, Brian coming at Stewie's room, and several other a superb episode. 9/10moreless
  • Very good.

    Lois fears that Stewie needs to learn how to be social, so she sends him off to Pre-school, where he falls in love with Janet, a girl who likes his cookies. Meanwhile, Lois becomes a flight attendant, and Peter takes advantage of the free flights.

    What I liked:


    -The Winston Churchill part

    - the Mile high club part

  • perfect

    What I liked: Brian saying Stewie liked Janet's 'blue eyes', and Stewie's "Ah-ha! They're green!", and Brian's Ah-ha! Thanks for proving my point, Stewie trapping that one kid at the beginning, Stewie realizing Janet did not like him, but only wanted his cookies the entire time, the two pilots tricking Lois into thinking they were dead, and then having beers, amongst other things.

    Pretty good episode. I liked Stewie's plot more than Lois', but both had their fair share of good moments. It got somewhat boring near the end but not enough to make my grade go down a lot as a result. My final grade for this episode is still a pretty easy A+moreless
  • Funny

    Lois sends Stewie to daycare because he needs to be more social, and Stewie falls in love with a girl named Janet. He is very happy with her. We even get to hear a musical number from Stewie. But he loses all faith in her when he finds out that she is just using him for his cookies.

    Meanwhile, Lois needs to get a job, so she gets a job as a flight attendadnt, and Peter takes advantage of her job so he can fly anywhere for free. Lois is furious when she finds out Peter is using her, and they get stuck in a communist country.

    Overall Grade: B+/85%moreless
  • this was a good ep

    in this ep of the show family guy louis thinks stouie is not socaiabl so she send him to a preschool to get him to learn some manners and be socialb thing is he falls in love with a girl there. also in this ep luis becomes a flight attednet and peter comes and starts to take advantage and get free fligths in this ep. and it had some really good parts in it that made it a good ep and the story in this one was really good. i thought it was good and that is why i gave it a 8.5moreless
Seth Green (I)

Seth Green (I)

Chris (and various)

Alex Borstein

Alex Borstein

Lois (and various)

Mila Kunis

Mila Kunis

Meg (season 2+)

Seth MacFarlane

Seth MacFarlane

Peter / Stewie / Brian / Quagmire / Tom Tucker (and various)

Mo Collins

Mo Collins


Guest Star

Camryn Manheim

Camryn Manheim


Guest Star

Haley Joel Osment

Haley Joel Osment


Guest Star

Mike Barker

Mike Barker


Recurring Role

Lori Alan

Lori Alan


Recurring Role

Danny Smith (IV)

Danny Smith (IV)


Recurring Role

Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


  • TRIVIA (4)

  • QUOTES (14)

    • Peter: Stewardess, the plane made my beer spill. I want a free one.
      Stewardess : Sir, all of your beers have been free. All eight of them.
      Peter: And don't you forget it, Frenchie.

    • Passenger #1: Miss? He keeps putting his arm on my armrest.
      Passenger #2: It's my armrest.
      Passenger #1: Is not, stupid head. And he keeps trying to take my apple juice.
      Lois: I'll bring you your own juice, sir.
      (Passenger #2 licks his finger and strokes it across Passenger #1's cheek)
      Passenger #1: Ugh! Hey! Hey, he keeps licking his finger and touching me!

    • (After Janet walks away)
      Stewie: Oh, Cupid. Has thou pierced me with thy sweet-searing arrow? Stomach, cease thy lustful quake.
      (The nursery lady picks Stewie up and pats him on the back repeatedly)
      Stewie: Unhand me woman! I don't have gas, I'm in love!
      (Stewie burps)
      Stewie: Well then, I guess it's both.

    • Brian: Well, well, looks like you're in love.
      Stewie: Ha! That's so funny I forgot to laugh...excluding that first "ha!"
      Brian: Face it, you're a sucker for a woman with blue eyes.
      Stewie: Aha! Her eyes are green!
      Brian: Aha! Thanks for proving my point.
      Stewie: Damn!

    • Stewie: (Talking to his teddy bear) I don't suppose you have any valium on you? Of course not, you're leading the straight life now.

    • Lois: I've seen that crappy Julia Roberts movie forty seven times. Have you seen the lips on that women?! It's like a baboon's ass on her face!

    • Peter: My wife is a stewardess, so I can fly anywhere I want and I don't pay jack!

    • Peter: Wait, wait, wait, wait! Wait a second! You're telling me, I flew all the way to Kentucky, to get some of your fried chicken, and--and the Colonel isn't even working today??

      KFC Employee: He ain't here -- He dead.
      Peter: What??
      KFC Employee: I say he dead.
      Peter: Is Mr. Sanders in?
      KFC Employee: What wrong wit you? I say you he dead!
      Peter: . . . . THE COL-ONEL!!

    • Lois: It's like I always tell the kids, a quitter never wins and don't trust whitie.

    • Cat in the Hat: Your parents will be home any minute, are you sure you don't want me to clean the place up?
      Young Peter: No, no, go... it'll be funny.

    • Stewie: HA! That's so funny I forgot to laugh...excluding that first Ha.

    • Lois: A flight attendant? Wow, that does sound exciting. What made you change your mind?
      Peter: Just my desire to see you happy.
      Lois: Aww.... (hugs peter)
      Peter: And to exploit your hard labour for free travel and fun.
      Lois: What?
      Peter: Shhh... I didn't say anything. Go to sleep crazy lady.

    • Peter: A job? Lois, the seventies are over, forget it.

    • Lois: Peter, do you even know which one of our children I'm talking about?
      Peter: Gordon?

  • NOTES (3)

    • The act of Peter attempting to buy counterfeit documents in Cuba could get Peter arrested for violating the Trading with the Enemy act.

    • Despite FOX banning this episode after 9/11 because of the scene on the plane where two guys hijack the passengers and Peter and Lois get stuck in the bathroom, CN managed to air this, hijacking scene and all.

    • The song Stewie begins to sing as he rakes the leaves over the trap door in the sand trap is Queen's Another One Bites the Dust.

  • ALLUSIONS (11)

    • Diane Simmons: The plane has safely landed in Cuba, and all Americans aboard are on their way home with the exception of one couple: A fat man who is inexplicably married to an attractive redhead. Here's an artist rendering of what they might look like: (Picture of Fred and Wilma Flintstone is shown)

      Fred and Wilma Flintstone were characters in the cartoon The Flintstones. One of the most successful animated television series of all time.

    • Peter: It's time for my one-man play: "Winston Churchill, We Hardly Knew Ye."

      Winston Churchill was a British statesman, soldier, and author, best known as Prime Minister of the United Kingdom during the Second World War.

    • Peter: Fly for free? (Talks to Tinkerbell, who is behind him) Sorry Tink, looks like I don't need you anymore.

      Tinkerbell is a fictional character in J.M. Barrie's play and subsequent novel Peter Pan.

    • Airport 1975

      The scene where Lois goes into the cockpit, and the pilots appear to be dead is a reference to the movie Airport 1975.

    • Stewie: Stan walks merrily down the street with his brim pulled way down low.
      The song Stewie sings as he covers up the trap door is "Another One Bites the Dust," by Queen, a British rock band popular from the 70's to the early 90's, when their lead singer, Freddie Mercury, passed away from AIDS. Queen is most noted for "Bohemian Rhapsody," "We Will Rock You," and "We Are the Champions."

    • Mom: Quit stallin'....Go ahead, show us your, marks.

      This is an obvious reference to Karl Marx and Joseph Stalin, two main stream communists. Karl Marx becase most famous for his pamphlet "Communist Manifesto" and Stalin for reigning the Soviet Empire.

    • Peter: Honey you can't quit. What if Kurt Cobain had quit?
      Kurt Cobain was the lead singer and guitarist for the 90's rock band Nirvana. He passed away tragically in April of 1994 of a gunshot wound to the head.

    • Title: Dammit Janet
      This comes from The Rocky Horror Picture Show. One of the songs in the show is called Dammit Janet which is sung by Brad and Janet.

    • Stewie: Homina Homina Homina
      This was a line spoken by Ralph Kramden on the Honeymooners in times of great strife or confusion. The show is considered a pop culture icon, its program spawning such shows as the Flintstones. For all that it gave us as a show, it has an interesting and sorted little history. An interesting read.

    • Gladys: Abner, Abner, the Griffin boy just killed a plastic raindeer.
      Gladys was a character on the extremely popular television show "Bewitched" that ran from 1964 - 1972 producing over 250 episodes. Gladys was the hysterical nosey neighbour that was frequently an involuntary witness to her neighbour Samantha Steven's spells. She would always tell her husband Abner, who would dismiss her as being hysterical. I can't seem to recall an episode where he wanted to watch a porno however :)

    • Young Peter: No no... go. It'll be Funny
      Peter is talking to the Cat In The Hat. A popular character from one of the best selling children's books of all time written by Dr Seuss.