Dammit, Janet!

Season 2, Episode 15, Aired
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Lois fears that Stewie needs to learn how to be social, so she sends him off to Pre-school, where he falls in love with Janet, a girl who likes his cookies. Meanwhile, Lois becomes a flight attendant, and Peter takes advantage of the free flights.

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  • Stewie falls in with a girl named Janet while Lois become a flight attendant

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    By fsaenz0125, Feb 07, 2012 Report Abuse
    Lois fears that Stewie needs to learn how to be social, so she sends him off to Pre-school, where he falls in love with Janet, a girl who likes his cookies. Meanwhile, Lois becomes a flight attendant, and Peter takes advantage of the free flights. Another superb (and somewhat unwatched) episode. The two plots are both equally superb but they could have been better in some of the parts. I don't remember what I laughed at, but I pretty much laughed (and liked) what the other reviewers are saying. Overall, a superb episode. 9/10moreless

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  • Very good.

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    By jmbsonic555, Oct 10, 2011 Report Abuse
    Lois fears that Stewie needs to learn how to be social, so she sends him off to Pre-school, where he falls in love with Janet, a girl who likes his cookies. Meanwhile, Lois becomes a flight attendant, and Peter takes advantage of the free flights.

    What I liked:
    -Cookie
    -The Winston Churchill part
    - the Mile high club part

    9.5/10

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  • perfect

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    By futuramarama, Jun 23, 2011 Report Abuse
    What I liked: Brian saying Stewie liked Janet's 'blue eyes', and Stewie's "Ah-ha! They're green!", and Brian's Ah-ha! Thanks for proving my point, Stewie trapping that one kid at the beginning, Stewie realizing Janet did not like him, but only wanted his cookies the entire time, the two pilots tricking Lois into thinking they were dead, and then having beers, amongst other things.

    Pretty good episode. I liked Stewie's plot more than Lois', but both had their fair share of good moments. It got somewhat boring near the end but not enough to make my grade go down a lot as a result. My final grade for this episode is still a pretty easy A+moreless

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  • Funny

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    By fenway98, Jan 29, 2011 Report Abuse
    Lois sends Stewie to daycare because he needs to be more social, and Stewie falls in love with a girl named Janet. He is very happy with her. We even get to hear a musical number from Stewie. But he loses all faith in her when he finds out that she is just using him for his cookies.

    Meanwhile, Lois needs to get a job, so she gets a job as a flight attendadnt, and Peter takes advantage of her job so he can fly anywhere for free. Lois is furious when she finds out Peter is using her, and they get stuck in a communist country.

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  • this was a good ep

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    By cube2k8, May 25, 2010 Report Abuse
    in this ep of the show family guy louis thinks stouie is not socaiabl so she send him to a preschool to get him to learn some manners and be socialb thing is he falls in love with a girl there. also in this ep luis becomes a flight attednet and peter comes and starts to take advantage and get free fligths in this ep. and it had some really good parts in it that made it a good ep and the story in this one was really good. i thought it was good and that is why i gave it a 8.5moreless

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  • Trivia

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    • Brian eats an apple as he taunts Stewie for being in love. This rather tit-for-tat fashion, considering Stewie did the same thing to the canine in "Brian in Love", apple and all. Edit
    • LOOK HARD: During the opening sequence, Meg, Stewie and Chris' portraits are just outlines like in the first season. Edit
    • The first appearance of the "Evil Monkey" Edit

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    • The act of Peter attempting to buy counterfeit documents in Cuba could get Peter arrested for violating the Trading with the Enemy act. Edit
    • Despite FOX banning this episode after 9/11 because of the scene on the plane where two guys hijack the passengers and Peter and Lois get stuck in the bathroom, CN managed to air this, hijacking scene and all. Edit
    • The song Stewie begins to sing as he rakes the leaves over the trap door in the sand trap is Queen's Another One Bites the Dust. Edit

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    • (After Janet walks away) Stewie: Oh, Cupid. Has thou pierced me with thy sweet-searing arrow? Stomach, cease thy lustful quake. (The nursery lady picks Stewie up and pats him on the back repeatedly) Stewie: Unhand me woman! I don't have gas, I'm in love! (Stewie burps) Stewie: Well then, I guess it's both. Edit
    • Brian: Well, well, looks like you're in love. Stewie: Ha! That's so funny I forgot to laugh...excluding that first "ha!" Brian: Face it, you're a sucker for a woman with blue eyes. Stewie: Aha! Her eyes are green! Brian: Aha! Thanks for proving my point. Stewie: Damn! Edit
    • Stewie: (Talking to his teddy bear) I don't suppose you have any valium on you? Of course not, you're leading the straight life now. Edit

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    • Diane Simmons: The plane has safely landed in Cuba, and all Americans aboard are on their way home with the exception of one couple: A fat man who is inexplicably married to an attractive redhead. Here's an artist rendering of what they might look like: (Picture of Fred and Wilma Flintstone is shown) Fred and Wilma Flintstone were characters in the cartoon The Flintstones. One of the most successful animated television series of all time. Edit
    • Peter: It's time for my one-man play: "Winston Churchill, We Hardly Knew Ye." Winston Churchill was a British statesman, soldier, and author, best known as Prime Minister of the United Kingdom during the Second World War. Edit
    • Peter: Fly for free? (Talks to Tinkerbell, who is behind him) Sorry Tink, looks like I don't need you anymore. Tinkerbell is a fictional character in J.M. Barrie's play and subsequent novel Peter Pan. Edit

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