 Seth Green |
Chris (and various) |
 Alex Borstein |
Lois (and various) |
 Mila Kunis |
Meg (season 2+) |
 Seth MacFarlane |
Peter / Stewie / Brian / Quagmire / Tom Tucker (and various) |
 Gene Simmons |
Gene Simmons |
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 Indigo |
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Jimmy Iovine |
Himself |
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 Tara Strong |
Various |
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Adam West |
Mayor Adam West |
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Danny Smith (IV) |
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Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions
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TRIVIA (3)
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When Lois and Meg are shopping for new outfits, Lois suggests some pink baby tees for Meg, but the ones she holds up are orange.
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Peter tries to entertain the prisoners with "a funny story from Lake Wobegon," mimicking the monologues of Garrison Keillor.
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Music: The song Peter and the guys sing at the Clam is Don't Stop Believing by Journey
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QUOTES (26)
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Horis: Ever since that mega mall opened across the street, it's been taking away all of my business. They've got three hundred stores, two hundred resturaunts, fifty-three bars and an indoor cattle ranch.
(We then see a cow coming out of the mall with an ice cream cone)
Cow: I go to Baskin Robbins every night and buy myself a little treat. -
(Brian and Stewie have come up with a song, and are singing it)
Stewie: I want to have intercourse with you. Ooh, ooh, yeah, intercourse with you.
Brian: Relations.
Stewie: Intercourse with you-u-u-u! -
Dr. Diddy: Let me explain something to you, aight. We gotta get her half naked and put her out front center stage and that's gonna make y'all billionaires because America loves hot, white, jailbait ass.
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Stewie: You know, it's awfully dangerous for me to be walking around the mall at my height. I say, let me get on your back.
(Stewie jumps onto Brian's back)
Brian: Oh, for God's sake.
Stewie: Strong with the force young Skywalker is.
Brian: God, I don't believe this.
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Stewie: Oh there there, let me dry those tears. (licks his fingers with Meg's tears on them) Oh, oh yes yes, your anguish sustains me.
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Lois: (Reveals the new Meg) Peter, take a look at your daughter!
Peter: Oh my god, Lois, it was twenty years ago, I'd never even heard the word "rubber"! -
Peter (To prison gang): Hello Cleveland!
Cleveland: Hello Peter. -
Cleveland: Cool, Glenn! You look like Tommy Lee!
Quagmire: Well that oughta be appropriate, since I just found out I have hepatitis. -
Quagmire: A one, a two, a one, two, three!
(Slight Pause)
Peter: Oh my god, we don't know any songs! -
(The guys just finished singing "Don't Stop Believin," and the crowd is cheering like crazy.)
Joe: Get some! Get some! (Peter uses Joe's leg like a guitar, then violently swings his body around, totally destroying the karaoke machine in the process) Guys, that was freakin' electric!
Peter: Yeah, they LOVE us! Guys, this is a sign. We are gonna start our own rock band! Huh? Who's with me? -
Narrator: Live from the Apollo Theatre tonight!
(Brian switches off TV)
Brian: What? I'm tired. It has nothing to do with the fact that it's a black show. What, I can't be tired at one in the morning? (starts barking wildly). -
Lois: I'm not comfortable with my daughter being exploited like that.
Meg: Shut up Mom! I want to be exploited. -
Buy Me A Rainbow Lyrics
Meg: Cloudy skies and rain clouds, Have come to stay.
Windy nights and sad sights won't go away.
Family: Sha-la-la-la-la
Meg: But I want to be without a care,
Unicorns and butterflies everywhere.
Family: Gonna, gonna, gonna, gonna, gonna, gonna, Buy me a rainbow,
Gonna, gonna, gonna, gonna, gonna, gonna, Wrap it up in a great big bow.
Meg: The time is right, it's day not night, Just open up your heart, It'll be all right
Family: Gonna, gonna, gonna, gonna, gonna, gonna, Buy me a rainbow!
Meg: Buy me a rainbow!
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Peter: You mean I'm going to get to meet John Belushi and Gilda Radner and Phil Hartman and Chris Farley and Horatio Sanz?
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Chris: Wow, Saturday Night Live! I can't think of anything more exciting... Oh my God! A water fountain! Ha ha ha ha ha!
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Stewie: (Running naked through the mall) Help! I've escaped from Kevin Spacey's basement, help me!
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Peter: (referencing Meg) Look Lois, I love meal ticket just as much as I love Chris and Stevie but business is business.
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Lois: I'm worried about Meg. She's spiraling out of control, I mean what if she develops a coke habit?
Peter: No Coke, Pepsi!
(Lois walks away)
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Peter: Hey Fallon! Say goodnight you bum! (Punching Jimmy Fallon repeatedly)
And this is for laughing during every comedy sketch you've ever been in! Who do you think you are, Carol Burnett? You think that she did it so it's alright for you? You haven't earned what she's earned! Alright, now where is the guy who slept with my daughter?! -
Meg: I don't know if you noticed Lois, but I am the band, right Ms. Swan?
Ms Swan: Oh yeah, honey, she band. Old lady jealous. -
Meg: Mom, Dad, am I ugly?
Lois: Oh, of course not sweetie.
Peter: Yeah, where did you get a stupid idea like that?
Meg: Craig Hoffman.
Peter: (Disgusted) Craig Hoff... (pauses) Craig Hoffman said that? Well he's a sharp kid, you might be ugly. -
Meg: Hey, um, do you want to, I don't know, go out sometime?
Craig: Heh, that's about as unlikely as me playing by someone else's rules besides my own, which I would never do. I play by my own rules, nobody else's, not even my own.
Meg: How about a movie?
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Peter: Oh Meg, honey. I always thought you were beautiful just the way you we're... (starts laughing). Oh, God, couldn't do that with a straight face. (Continues laughing) Welcome to the family, sweetheart. Chris, go burn all of Meg's old pictures.
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Mayor Adam West: Oh God, I love this song and I love it when amateurs sing the lyrics, but I hate baseball cards.
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(Flashback: Peter works as an intern in a hospital)
Peter: I'm afraid I have some very bad news. Your wife's gonna be a vegetable. You have to bath her, feed her and care for her the rest of her life.
Husband: Oh my god!
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Joe: You need to fix the place up. Reinvent the Clam's image. And we'll help ya!
Cleveland: That'll take forever! Peter: Not if we do a 1980s fixing stuff up montage! (Montage of the gang fixing and painting set to a new wave soundtrack) Quagmire: Wow, I think we made it worse. Peter: Boy, I do not envy whoever has to clean that mess up.
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NOTES (2)
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Craig Hoffman (the guy Meg has a crush on) is named after one of Family Guy's executive producers.
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The singing voice of Meg in this episode was voiced by Tara Strong.
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ALLUSIONS (11)
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The Brady Bunch
The number Peter and his family perform at the prison is a reference to The Brady Bunch, specifically the episode where the Brady kids form a singing group called The Silver Platters.
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Dr. Diddy
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The sequence of them making over the Drunken Clam bar is an allusion to Revenge of the Nerds, when the nerds fix up an old house. The music and the robot are directly taken from the scene.
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Peter: You mean I'm going to get to meet John Belushi and Gilda Radner and Phil Hartman and Chris Farley and Horatio Sanz?
Cast members of Saturday Night Live who are all dead, with the exception of Horatio Sanz.
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Miss Swan and MADtv
Peter: My daughter was deflowered in front of one and a half times the MADtv audience.
The character Miss Swan, who was seen on the bus with the family and again at the very end of the episode on the set of Saturday Night Live was a frequent role that Alex Borstein would play on MADtv. Peter goes on to briefly mention MADtv, which is SNL's competition on FOX. -
Bill Cosby: Stay tuned, and you might learn a little something too. (as Fat Albert) Hey, hey, hey!
Cosby's appearance was very much like when he appeared in segments of "Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids."
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Wizard of Oz
The Tin Man's tilting routine was a part of his song from The Wizard of Oz, but he fell on the Scarecrow in the end. The Wizard of Oz was a novel written by L. Frank Baum, and it was adapted into a Movie by MGM. It still remains a classic even today. FG Has made many Wizard of Oz references.
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Coyote Ugly
A reference to the famous bar in New York City which was given the film treatment in 2000. The bar dancing depicted in the following scene is a trademark of the actual bar and was played up greatly in the movie.
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Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
Stewie: Strong with the force young Skywalker is.
Stewie is imitating Yoda from ESB. Yoda rode on Luke's back in much the same way while luke was training. -
Conspiracy Theory: The Moon Landing Was Faked
Peter: Oh man, that's the best idea since they faked the moon landing.
Many believe the moon landing was staged in order to bolster patriotism and deal a blow to the Soviet Union in the space race. There is much evidence to suggest it may have been faked, but evidense of the Soviet's rocket capabilities show it would have been impossible for them to beat the US to the moon as their own moon program was in such poor shape.
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Courtney Love: Don't Make Me Over, I'm all I wanna be.
Wife of the late Kurt Cobain, Courtney Love had a hit with her band 'Hole' and the song 'Celebrity Skin' which had this as an opening lyric. The song was a jab at other celebrities who get makeovers and facelifts because they're superficial and shallow people who judge purely on appearance.
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