Family Guy

Season 2 Episode 18

E. Peterbus Unum

Aired Sunday 9:00 PM Jul 12, 2000 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • You Can't Touch Me

      Ah ah ah ah. Can't Touch Me.
      Can't Touch me.
      Ja ja ja ja just like the bad guy,
      From Lethal Weapon 2,
      I've got diplomatic Immunity,
      So Hammer, you can't sue.
      I can write graffiti even jay-walk in the streets.
      I can Riot, loot, not give a hoot, and touch your sister's teat.

      Can't touch me,
      Can't touch me.

      Mayor Adam West: What in God's name is he doing

      Can't touch me.

      Cleveland (as Peter is doing the Worm): I belive it's called the Worm.

      Peter time.
      I'm a big shot, there's no doubt
      Light a fire, then pee it out.
      Don't like it, kiss my rump.
      Just for a minute, let's all do the bump. Can't touch me.
      Yeah, do the Peter Griffin Bump.
      Can't touch me.

      I'm Presidential Peter,
      Interns think I'm hot/ Don't care if you're handicapped, I'll still park in your spot! I've been around the world,
      From Hartford to Back Bay
      It's Peter, Go Peter, I'm so Peter, Yo Peter, Let's see Regis rap this way.
      Can't touch me.

      Peter (to a woman): Except for you, you can touch me.