When Peter, Joe, and Cleveland arrive at Quagmire's house, there is no wheelchair ramp on Quagmire's front step, yet somehow Joe manages to get into the house without any difficulty.
(doorbell rings) Peter goes to open the door Quagmire: Hey guys, I want you to know I'm raising my reward to $50 for anyone who can help me find James. No questions asked. (Peter takes the $50) Peter: I killed your cat. (Peter slams the door shut)
Brian: This is so humiliating. I sold out everything I believed in and I have nothing to show for it. My book's a bomb. Lois: Well, look at it this way, it accomplished something. Marijuana's illegal because of you, and Stewie got to build a nice little fort with all of your unsold books. (Moves to Stewie in a fort made of Brian's books) Stewie: My house is made of mediocrity.
Police Officer 1: Well, what do we got, partner? Police Officer 2: Empty alcohol containers, the driver is inebriated and covered in blood. He's got scratches on his face and arms. There's a blood soaked corpse in the backseat, got shovels in there, and a hand-drawn map titled, "This is where we hide the body". Police Officer 1: Well that all seems fine. Sorry to bother you, sir. (bag of pot falls from Brian's collar onto his lap) Police Officer 2: Pot! (takes out his gun) Small amount of pot!
Tom and Diane: (both very stoned) Here's Ollie Williams with the Blaccu-weather forecast. Tom: How's the weather look, Ollie? (cuts to a stoned Ollie in a field) Ollie: (quietly) Not too bad.
Peter: All right, Carter, I've finished cutting together our anti-pot video. Take a look. (pushes the tape into the VCR) (cut to the TV screen, where real life footage of Adolf Hitler speaking is shown, a marijuana joint is hovering over his mouth) Adolf Hitler: (in Peter's voice) Hey, I've got a great idea! Let's kill 6 million Jews! (cut to a crowd of German people cheering) German People: (in Carter's voice) Hooray! Yeah! Yeah, I'm on board! How did you come up with that? (cut back to Hitler speaking) Adolf Hitler: (in Peter's voice) I got the idea from...from...while...from while I was smoking pot. Anyone else who likes pot, reach for my joint. (cut back to the German people) German People: (in Carter's voice) Oh, there it is. Give us some of that! (cut back to Hitler speaking) Adolf Hitler: (in Peter's voice) Ha ha ha! Perhaps later. Now let's go to France and steal all their Objects D'arte! (cut to German soldiers marching) German Soldiers: (in Carter's voice) Yeah, alright! Let's go to France! (cut back to the Griffin's living room) Peter: Not bad, eh? Carter: (talking on his cellphone) Aw, damn it! (hangs up) That was FOX News. Apparently they own the rights to Hitler's likeness and they won't have him slandered.
Peter: Brian, if you don't mind, we'll start thinking about prison rape jokes immediately. I'll break the ice. Hey Brian, did you do "hard time", or "hardly working?" (pauses) Penis. Alright, well all of the pieces are there, somebody make something outta that. Chris: Hey Brian, who's your favorite baseball player? Albert Pujols? Lois: Chris, stop it. Come on. Brian, we're happy you're outta jail, and when we get to the car, would you like a donut to sit on? (laughs) Ya see, I'm part of it, I'm part of it like everyone else.
This episode's title 420 refers to an insider's code among cannabis users for over 30 years.
The Rockford Files The "siren song" Peter fumbles through is from The Rockford Files, a TV series from 1974 starring James Garner.
A Bag of Weed The song "A Bag of Weed" is set to the tune of "Me Ol' Bamboo" from the 1968 MGM movie musical, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
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