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    • Don't Be a Dickens At Christmas
      Don't Be a Dickens At Christmas
      Season 16 - Episode 9
      12/10/17
      8.7
    • PTV
      Season 4 - Episode 14
      11/6/05
      8.6
      After a "wardrobe malfunction" occurs during a live broadcast, the FCC begins to censor all of Peter’s favorite television shows. As a result Peter creates his own TV station “PTV” which broadcasts from of the Griffin home. Peter and Brian create their own edgy programming for the station until the FCC shows up to shut down PTV, and censor all controversial material in Quahog.moreless
    • The D in Apartment 23
      Season 16 - Episode 6
      11/12/17
      8.6
      When Brian posts an offensive tweet that goes viral and the rest of the Griffins are also treated as outcasts, he's forced to move out of the Griffin house.
    • Death Has a Shadow
      Season 1 - Episode 1
      1/31/99
      8.6
      After Peter heavily drinks at a bachelor party, even though he told Lois he would not, he gets fired from his job at the Happy-go-Lucky toy factory for being hung over. Peter soon applies for welfare, but after a mix-up, gets sent a check for $150,000. Eventually, Lois finds out, and Peter decides to return the money by dumping it from a blimp at the Super Bowl. He is arrested as a result, and his family ends up coming to his rescue.moreless
    • Petarded
      Season 4 - Episode 6
      6/19/05
      8.5
      After winning a game of Trivial Pursuit, Peter is convinced he is a genius. To prove Peter wrong, Brian suggests he take a test of the MacArthur Genius Grant. The test results say that Peter is technically mentally challenged. Peter has no problem abusing this handicap until Lois is injured and the kids are taken away because Peter is not mentally fit for parenting.moreless
    • To Love and Die in Dixie
      Season 3 - Episode 12
      11/15/01
      8.5
      Chris chooses a robber out of a lineup, but after Peter accidentally tells the robber where the family lives, the Griffins are placed in the witness protection program. They are sent to the Deep South, where Chris makes a new friend, Sam. Peter questions the truth of a Civil War reenactment that showed the South winning the war, leading to Sam's father forbidding Sam from seeing Chris. Upset, Sam runs away with Chris and kisses him on the mouth. Chris tells Sam that he doesn't like boys and doesn't like him in a physical sense. The FBI agents guarding the Griffin house in Quahog accidentally tell the robber the location of the Griffins. Sam reveals to Chris that she is not a boy, but a girl. Then the robber arrives in the South, about to kill Chris, but the towns folk stop him just in time.moreless
    • North by North Quahog
      Season 4 - Episode 1
      5/1/05
      8.5
      Peter and Lois decide to go on a second honeymoon. But when Peter crashes the car, he decides to pose as Mel Gibson to stay in his fancy hotel suite, where they find a copy of a "The Passion of the Christ" sequel. They attempt to destroy the film and end up being chased by two priests who went to retrieve the film.moreless
    • Emission Impossible
      Season 3 - Episode 11
      11/8/01
      8.5
      Peter goes with Lois to visit her sister Carole, who is now pregnant, but alone since her husband walked out on her. Carole goes into labor and Peter helps deliver the baby. Caught up in the moment, Peter and Lois decide that they want another baby. Stewie however, does not agree. Stewie does everything possible to keep Peter and Lois away from each other, but when he is locked out of their room, he is forced to take desperate measures. Stewie ends up shrinking himself down to microscopic size and seeking out his sperm-brother inside Peter's body. Instead of trying to kill his unborn brother Stewie and him unite to destroy Lois.moreless
    • Road to Rhode Island
      Season 2 - Episode 13
      5/30/00
      8.5
      When Brian offers to pick up Stewie from his Grandma and Grandpa's house, they miss their plane back and go on a cross-country journey back home. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois attempt to rekindle their relationship with some marriage videos.
    • Blue Harvest
      Season 6 - Episode 1
      9/23/07
      8.5

      With the Griffins stuck at home during a blackout, Peter begins to tell a story, which leads to a Star Wars flashback. Acting out scenes from Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope, Peter plays Han Solo, Lois is Princess Leia, Stewie becomes Darth Vader, Brian plays Chewbacca, and Chris is Luke Skywalker. Cleveland and Quagmire will play the parts of R2-D2 and C-3PO, while Herbert is the wise Obi-Wan Kenobi.

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    • Death is a Bitch
      Season 2 - Episode 6
      3/21/00
      8.5
      When Peter tries to get out of paying a doctors bill by faking his own death, he is visited by Death himself, who wants to take Peter away. After Death twists his ankle while chasing Peter, everyone on Earth becomes immortal while Death is incapacitated.
    • Wasted Talent
      Season 2 - Episode 20
      7/25/00
      8.5
      When the local brewery has a contest offering tours of the plant, Peter and his friends go on a drinking binge trying to find the winning beer can. Through a stroke of dumb luck, Peter and Brian actually find one of the winning "scrolls". In a Willy Wonka homage, Peter and Brian start the tour, but are quickly kicked out after drinking the "Beer that wasn't supposed to be tasted." Meanwhile, Lois's students have a big piano recital/competition coming up - and Lois is praying one of her students wins. She thinks she's got a lock on it when she signs a new student, Ling, a piano prodigy. However, in her enthusiasm, Lois works Ling too hard and she drops out! In an odd twist, Peter - in a drunken stupor over being booted from the contest - sits down at the piano and plays brilliantly! Lois is thrilled and keeps Peter drunk long enough to win the piano recital.moreless
    • Meet The Quagmires
      Season 5 - Episode 18
      5/20/07
      8.5
      Death grants Peter's wish to go back in time to 1984 when he was 18, but only for one night. He ends up bailing on a date with Lois to hang out with a movie actress. When he returns to the present, he soon realizes that everything is anything but normal, as he is now married to the former actress, and Lois is with Quagmire. Meanwhile, Stewie, Chris and Meg have also taken on Quagmire's charming characteristics.moreless
    • The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou
      Season 5 - Episode 11
      2/18/07
      8.5
      When a bully harasses Chris, Peter goes to his defense, but ends up beating him up. Peter realizes bullying is fun and begins to bully everyone in the house. Finally, Chris stands up to Peter and beats him senseless. Meanwhile, Stewie goes out without sunscreen and becomes obsessed with getting a tan. After Brian leaves him in the tanning booth for six hours, Stewie gets sunburned and fears he has cancer. While waiting for the results of his cancer screening, Stewie begins to live his life as if he had only days to live and drives Brian crazy with his demands.moreless
    • I Never Met the Dead Man
      Season 1 - Episode 2
      4/11/99
      8.5
      While teaching Meg to drive, Peter crashes into the town's satellite dish, which knocks out the city's cable. He promises Meg that if she takes the blame, he'll get her a car. Without TV, Peter goes crazy, which drives the family insane. Meanwhile, after refusing to eat the broccoli that Lois gives him, Stewie attempts to build a weather control device that would destroy all vegetables.moreless
    • E. Peterbus Unum
      Season 2 - Episode 18
      7/12/00
      8.5
      The town zoning laws won't allow Peter to build a pool in his yard. When he tries to get a permit, he discovers that his property is actually not part of Quahog, and therefore not part of the United States. Armed with this new information, Peter makes his land his own country, calling it Petoria. When Peter gets no respect in the United Nation, he decides to invade Joe's pool, which brings the U.S. Army to his border. The Griffins can only survive so long without water, electricity, heat, or access to the United States, and finally, Lois and the kids leave President Peter, along with Brian, to his third-world country. Peter finally repatriates only a week after seceding.moreless
    • Da Boom
      Season 2 - Episode 3
      12/26/99
      8.5
      Peter, who is concerned that the world is about to end because of Y2K, convinces the family into canceling all their New Year's Eve plans. After bombs destroy everything, the Griffins set off to a Twinkie factory in Natick.
    • Breaking Out Is Hard to Do
      Season 4 - Episode 9
      7/17/05
      8.5
      Lois's kleptomania lands her in jail, leaving the Griffin household in a worse state of disarray than usual. In an effort to restore their lives Peter breaks Lois out of jail, only to find themselves fugitives living in "Asian Town" Peter takes up sumo wrestling to pay the bills, until Joe sees Peter on television and goes after them. The family takes refuge in the sewers but it is no use; Joe follows them even down there. A miscalculation sends him hurtling towards his certain doom when Lois saves him... which somehow magically absolves her of her crimes.moreless
    • Stuck Together, Torn Apart
      Season 3 - Episode 19
      1/31/02
      8.5
      Lois runs into an ex-boyfriend while shopping. Knowing Peter would be jealous, she has coffee with him behind Peter's back. Peter, while hanging with the guys in Joe's new police surveillance van, spot Lois. Angered, Peter tries to make Lois jealous by having prostitutes pose as his old girlfriends. After a marriage therapist suggesting a trial separation, Quagmire makes his move on Lois, and Peter goes on his own date... with actress Jennifer Love Hewitt. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian become superglued together, and must deal with each other waiting for the solvent to arrive, and actually warm up to one another.moreless
    • He's Too Sexy for His Fat
      Season 2 - Episode 17
      6/27/00
      8.4
      Due to Brian's embarrassing flea problem, the Griffin's move into a hotel while the house if fumigated. Lois and Peter soon discover that Chris has been skipping gym class because he's self-conscious about his body. Peter tries to talk Chris into getting liposuction, while Lois starts preparing him special low fat meals. Stewie starts taunting Chris by eating everything in sight, and starts packing on the baby fat. Even though Chris isn't up for surgery, Peter decides to go for it. The new, svelte Peter has Lois all hot and bothered. Peter loves the results of his lipo and decides to have some work done on his face. The new, handsome Peter starts getting all sorts of special treatment: at the gym, at the grocery store, even from total strangers. Lois doesn't like the new Peter's attitude, especially when he joins "The Beautiful People's Club." Karma catches up to Peter while he's on his way to the club. Unable to take his eyes off himself, Peter plunges his car over a cliff. The nasty fall - and subsequent crash-landing into a large vat of lard - leaves him horribly disfigured (ie: back to normal).moreless
    • Road to Europe
      Season 3 - Episode 20
      2/7/02
      8.4

      Stewie is addicted to the British hot children's show "Jolly Farm Review" based on Mother Maggie, a benevolent figure who looks after kids on a farm. Brian makes fun of Stewie for watching the show, but Stewie is determined to visit Jolly Farm in England because he thinks he belongs there. He stows away on a British Airways jet, which he assumes is headed for London. Brian tries to drag Stewie off the plane, but before he can, the plane takes off. When the plane lands, they discover that they are in Saudi Arabia are stranded in the middle of a desert with no passports or resources to get out. As luck would have it, Brian and Stewie encounter a Comfort Inn in the middle of nowhere and manage to steal a hot-air balloon to fly home, but the contraption falls apart over Italy, just as the Pope is about to address the masses. Brian wants to head home, but Stewie insists on finding the Jolly Farm in England. When they finally get to England, Stewie runs onto the set of the show. His fantasy is crushed when he encounters only a set full of props and disgruntled people, including Mother Maggie.

      Meanwhile, Lois and Peter travel to KISS-stock, where Lois embarrasses herself because she doesn't know the lyrics to a KISS song. She redeems herself though when it's revealed that she once hooked up with band leader Gene Simmons!

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    • Mind Over Murder
      Season 1 - Episode 4
      4/25/99
      8.4
      At Chris' soccer game, Peter gets into a fight with a woman, that he thought was a man, and punches her in the face. After being placed under house arrest, Peter becomes restless and ends up turning the basement into a full bar. Lois begins singing each night and becomes the main attraction. Meanwhile, Stewie creates a time machine in order to avoid teething pain, but ends up taking back much more than that.moreless
    • Stewie Kills Lois (1)
      Season 6 - Episode 4
      11/4/07
      8.4
      Lois and Peter sail off on a cruise. Jealous that he was left behind, Stewie's matricidal tendencies are rekindled. When Brian challenges him to actually do it, Stewie carries out his diabolical plan.
    • Sibling Rivalry
      Season 4 - Episode 22
      3/26/06
      8.4
      Peter gets a vasectomy and loses all his sex drive. Lois begins to gain weight, and as a result, Peter's regains his interest in his wife. When Lois' habits get out of control, she has a heart attack. The surgeon must remove Lois' fat to reach her heart, returning her to her normal weight. Meanwhile, Stewie's half-brother Bertram returns to confront him, where they have a war for control over the playground.moreless
    • 12/21/01
      8.4
      Lois loves the holiday season and is excited about decorating the house, opening presents and introducing Stewie to Santa Claus. Stewie, on the other hand, is completely paranoid about this fat man in a red suit who can somehow maintain 24-hour surveillance on all the world's children! Peter, sent to drop off one gift to Toys for Toddlers, accidentally gives all the family's presents to the charity. When he and Lois hit the mall to rebuy everything - they are caught up in the last-minute shopping madness. Lois and Peter are completely frazzled, but Lois clings desperately to the hope that they can still have wonderful Christmas. That hope is dashed, however, when they arrive home to find Brian, the house and the Christmas turkey burned to a crisp. Lois finally snaps and goes on quest to snatch the star from atop the city's huge Christmas tree. Only Stewie's motivational speech as the baby jesus (and a tranquilizer gun) can bring Lois back down to earth.moreless
    • Chitty Chitty Death Bang
      Season 1 - Episode 3
      4/18/99
      8.4
      Peter allows Meg to go to a party with her new friend. This angers Lois because it's the same day as Stewie's birthday, and she wants the whole family to be together. What Meg doesn't know is that she's actually attending a cult meeting. Peter then comes to pick up Meg. However, the cult leader follows. Stewie believes him to be the "Man in White", trying to return him to the womb.moreless
    • The Courtship of Stewie's Father
      Season 4 - Episode 16
      11/20/05
      8.4
      Lois thinks Stewie is trying to kill her due to his lack of quality time with his father, so she orders Peter to spend more time with Stewie. Meanwhile Chris starts a friendship with Herbert.
    • Lethal Weapons
      Season 3 - Episode 7
      8/22/01
      8.4
      Bonnie convinces Lois to join her Tae-Jitsu class and Quahog is invaded by New York "leafers" coming to look at the pretty colored leaves in fall. Lois quickly becomes a black-belt, and Peter uses his new dangerous wife to drive away all the annoying New Yorkers. However, Lois's new-found violent side finds its way into the Griffin household, and after trying counseling, the whole family has an all-out brawl to get it out of their system.moreless
    • The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire
      Season 4 - Episode 5
      6/12/05
      8.4
      When Peter hears Loretta scream, he tries to help out, but discovers Loretta is cheating on Cleveland. Peter figures out that it was Quagmire and decides to tell Cleveland about it. But when Loretta walks out on Cleveland he doesn't take it lightly.
    • 12/6/01
      8.4
      Chris gets a new job as the water boy for the basketball team. After being around the black players, Chris becomes a super-cool black dude in a white person's body. Peter takes Chris to learn about his own Irish heritage at a museum. Chris later visits a library to look up his genealogy and is elated to discover that a black man (Nate Griffin) was part of his family. Peter tries to embrace his black culture by visiting a black theatre and club, but he doesn't get it. When Lois' parents visit, it is revealed that the Pewterschmidts' ancestors owned Nate Griffin. The Pewterschmidts' give Peter money to alleviate their guilt. Soon Peter begins to suffer the discrimination of being black. While at a basketball game, Peter looks in the mirror and he sees Nate, who shows him that he has been selfish. Peter announces to everyone in the gym that he was a jerk for taking the money. He throws the cash in the air, and everyone scrambles to get their share, showing that all races are unified by greed. Meanwhile, Stewie plots to get rid of the head cheerleader so he can be on top of the pyramid.moreless
    • Stewie B. Goode (1)
      Season 4 - Episode 28
      5/21/06
      8.4
      After losing at a swim competition, Stewie tries to eliminate his rival by blowing up a lifeguard tower. His plan backfires though, and Stewie has a near death experience that seems to change him.
    • Let's Go to the Hop
      Season 2 - Episode 14
      6/6/00
      8.4
      A plane smuggling psychedelic toads from Columbia crashes in Quahog, and toad-licked becomes the new drug of choice in the Quahog high school. Peter infiltrates the high school undercover as a cool kid named Lando Griffin, and is successful in convincing all the kids to quit licking toads. Meg is trying to gain popularity so that a cool kid will ask her to the prom, and decides to go with Peter since he's established himself as an incredibly cool person. However, Peter can't help living out his own fantasies of being the coolest kid in school, and can't say now when the most popular girl in school asks him to the prom, so Peter ditches Meg. Peter and his date are chosen as king and queen of the prom, but Peter is suddenly feeling nothing but guilt. He tells the whole school that Meg broke his heart by dumping him, and makes it look like high school persona was killed after driving his motorcycle over a cliff.moreless
    • Family Guy Viewer Mail No. 1
      Season 3 - Episode 21
      2/14/02
      8.4
      In a special three-story episode, Brian reads viewer mail and tries to answer profound questions:


      "No Bones About it"

      Peter rubs a beer bottle and a Genie pops out to grant him three wishes. Peter first wishes that Jackie Gleason wasn't dead. A zombie-like Gleason terrorizes the Griffins until Stewie blasts it dead. His second wish is for his own theme music. Peter then wishes he didn't have any bones. The Genie transforms him into a gelatin blob and he can no longer have sex. Upset, Peter flushes himself down the toilet and winds up in Hollywood. He meets a doctor who tells him about a re-boning procedure. Peter gets the operation, which turns out came from bones donated from his own family.


      "Super Griffins"

      A tanker truck containing radioactive waste slams into the Griffin house. The radiation affects each Griffin in a different way. Lois gains super strength while Peter has morphing ability. Lois tells her family that they must not abuse their powers. Of course that doesn't work and the town is forced to hold a meeting to see how to stop the Griffins from wreaking havoc. Adam West realizes he must fight fire with fire. He volunteers to roll around in toxic waste but he only gets lymphoma as a result. The Griffins, racked with guilt, use their powers to make Adam's recovery more comfortable.


      "Li'l Griffins"

      The Griffins as the Little Rascals. Kid versions of Peter, Joe, and Brian decide that they don't need girls. When they first meet Lois however, they quickly abandon their anti-girl sentiment. In school, Lois reads a book touting the virtues of bravery, and Peter and Quagmire try to prove who's the bravest by staying in a haunted house overnight.moreless
    • The Fat Guy Strangler
      Season 4 - Episode 17
      11/27/05
      8.4
      Lois discovers she has a brother named Patrick and therefore takes the family cross-country to meet him. However, it turns out that he's in a mental institution, but Lois thinks he's sane, so she checks him out to live with the Griffins. Meanwhile, Peter starts a Society for the Acceptance of Fat Men. However, the fat men of Quahog are strangled one-by-one.so the Fat Society live in terror. Who is the strangler?moreless
    • I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar
      Season 2 - Episode 8
      3/28/00
      8.4
      Forced to go on a women’s retreat for telling sexist jokes at work, Peter resists the idea at first. After two weeks, however, Peter becomes a sensitive male. No one likes the new Peter, especially Lois. While attending a charity dinner, Lois does something that snaps Peter out of his feminine phase.moreless
    • 5/21/06
      8.4
      Stewie finds out that his life in the future is miserable. So he decides to go back in time and change events for the better.
    • A Lot Going on Upstairs
      Season 14 - Episode 15
      3/6/16
      8.4

      Peter turns the attic into his own personal man cave while Stewie sends Brian into his subconscious to help him deal with his first nightmare.

    • Road to the Multiverse
      Season 8 - Episode 1
      9/27/09
      8.4
      Brian and Stewie go on another road trip through alternate universes using a special remote control. Including a post-apocalyptic world, a parallel world run by dogs where humans are pets, and the Robot Chicken universe.
    • The Thin White Line (1)
      Season 3 - Episode 1
      7/11/01
      8.4
      Taking his therapist's advice, Brian starts helping others by doing volunteer work. Peter wins a paid vacation at work, and the family prepares for going on a cruise. Noticing that Brian's nose has great strength, Joe offers him a job as a police dog to search for drugs. Brian becomes a successful drug-sniffing dog for the Quahog police department, but along the way he gets addicted to cocaine. Because of Brian's cocaine problem, Lois insists on canceling their family vacation in the Bahamas to help support Brian while he's in rehab. Peter is disappointed that the vacation has been canceled, so he decides to tag along with Brian when he sees the beautiful clinic. A therapist at the clinic tells Brian that Peter is a bad influence on him. Although Brian defends Peter and leaves rehab in protest, Brian thinks that he needs time away from the Griffin family to find himself, and leaves Quahog for parts unknown.moreless
    • Death Lives
      Season 3 - Episode 6
      8/15/01
      8.4
      Peter sneaks away on his and Lois' anniversary to play golf at an upscale country club, only to be struck by lightning and have a near-death experience. Death promises to give Peter a revelation to help his marriage if Peter helps him get a date. Meanwhile, Peter sets up a fake scavenger hunt for Lois and the kids, which takes them all over Quahog.moreless
    • Fifteen Minutes of Shame
      Season 2 - Episode 12
      4/25/00
      8.4
      Meg's slumber party is ruined by her family. She is sick of being embarrassed by them and secretly books the family on a talk show. Intrigued by their story, a network executive gets Peter to sign the family up to be on a reality show. Things quickly go awry, and the Griffins want out of the contract. However, the network owns their namesake, and the family is eventually replaced.moreless
    • Bango Was His Name Oh (2)
      Season 4 - Episode 29
      5/21/06
      8.3
      Stewie convinces Brian to go on a road trip with him to San Francisco to search for a man Stewie believes is his real father.
    • 7/10/05
      8.3
      Peter runs up his tab at Mort’s Pharmacy. When he is told he has to pay, he decides to sell Meg to the Goldmans, who gives Meg to Neil. When Meg finds out that Neil is dating another girl, she becomes jealous and tries to find herself a boyfriend. Meanwhile, Stewie falls in love with Liddane, his new babysitter.moreless
    • Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington
      Season 3 - Episode 3
      7/25/01
      8.3
      Peter's toy company gets bought out by the El Dorado Cigarettes company, and the toys are then used to market cigarettes to children. When Peter, on Lois's advice, confronts his new bosses about their evil use of toys, they promote Peter to president to shut him up. Lois, pleased with all the perks that come with Peter's new position, keeps her mouth shut too, while Brian quits smoking in protest. Peter's bosses send him to Washington to lobby against a bill that would put them out of business, because they figure politicians will be able to relate to a big dumb fat guy. When Lois finds Stewie smoking a cigarette, she goes down to Washington to stop what Peter's doing, and Peter ends up getting the El Dorado Cigarettes company fined $100,000,000. Brian helps himself to a cigarette as the family drives away.moreless
    • Blind Ambition
      Season 4 - Episode 3
      5/15/05
      8.3
      After Mort bowls a perfect game, and Quagmire gets a key to the city by performing CPR, Peter notices he has nothing to be proud of. He then attempts to achieve fame by setting the world's record for most nickels swallowed. However, a slight miscalculation leaves him blind with nickel poisoning.moreless
    • Model Misbehavior
      Season 4 - Episode 10
      7/24/05
      8.3
      Lois fulfills a lifelong dream of being a model. Stewie starts on a multi-level marketing company. Brian in need of cash to buy his de-worming medication agrees to become his salesman.
    • From Method to Madness
      Season 3 - Episode 18
      1/24/02
      8.3
      When Brian expresses his interest in theatre, Lois tells him to try out for the Quahog School of Performing Arts. During the audition, Brian turns in a mediocre performance and is dismissed by the judges. Stewie, determined to get Brian a second chance, throws a melodramatic fit. The teachers, impressed with Stewie's theatrics, enroll him in the rising stars program. Stewie doesn't realize he is struggling at the school until he overhears his teachers discussing how he and Olivia, the school's most promising but overly haughty student. will be asked to leave if they don't shine in the quarterly review. Stewie tells Olivia that they must put on the performance of a lifetime or they'll get kicked out, and their routine is a hit. Stewie and Olivia become fast friends, but the harmony ends when competition, pressure and fast-fame set in. Olivia walks off the stage mid-routine, leaving Stewie to finish the performance. Stewie takes his act solo, but is booed everywhere he goes. Meanwhile Meg finally gets a boyfriend, a boy from an all-American family. There's only one problem with this family though - they're nudists.moreless
    • Love Thy Trophy
      Season 2 - Episode 5
      3/14/00
      8.3
      When Spooner Street ends up winning the float contest in the Harvest Day parade, a street-wide war breaks out over custody of the trophy. Meanwhile, to raise big money for a new Prada handbag, Meg gets a job at a pancake house, where she pretends that Stewie is her illegitimate crack addicted baby. Child services investigates and soon finds the Griffin home unsuitable for a baby, and take Stewie to a foster home. The residents of Spooner Street declare peace, and decide to rescue Stewie.moreless
    • Brian Goes Back to College
      Season 4 - Episode 15
      11/13/05
      8.3
      After writing a story for a local magazine, Brian gets a job at The New Yorker. He admitted that he didn't graduate from college and lost his job. So he went back to college. In the end, he failed.
    • Brian Does Hollywood (2)
      Season 3 - Episode 2
      7/18/01
      8.3
      The Griffin family learns Brian has gone to Hollywood. After trying out on Kids Say the Darndest Things, Stewie is awarded an appearance, and the Griffins get a free trip to Los Angeles. Brian doesn't want the family to know what he's really doing in Hollywood, and tries to cover it up.moreless
    • Fish Out of Water
      Season 3 - Episode 10
      9/19/01
      8.3
      Peter, Still out of a job, and now severely obese, decides to take on a new profession: Fishing. After buying a boat at a police auction, he soon finds himself in debt to a loan shark. When Peter hears of a legendary fish that, when caught, could win him the money he needs, he and the guys go searching for the mystical creature called 'Daggermouth'. Meanwhile, Lois tries to cheer up Meg with a spring break trip, where Lois is the one getting all the attention.moreless
    • Ready, Willing, and Disabled
      Season 3 - Episode 15
      12/20/01
      8.3
      Joe gets discouraged, losing his self-confidence, after he loses a thief in a chase. Peter wants to help Joe get back to his old self so he volunteers to help train him for the decathlon at the Olympics for handicapped athletes. Peter puts steroids into Joe's drink, pushing Joe on to victory. Meanwhile, Stewie, Meg, and Chris fight over $26.moreless
    • Lois Kills Stewie (2)
      Season 6 - Episode 5
      11/11/07
      8.3
      Presumed dead, Lois returns to name Stewie as the person who tried to kill her. On the look out for Stewie, Joe leads a manhunt around Quahog. Determined to take over the world again, Stewie does whatever he can to become supreme ruler of the world. Desperate to stop Stewie, Lois realizes what she must do.moreless
    • When You Wish Upon a Weinstein
      Season 3 - Episode 22
      11/9/03
      8.3
      The day that Peter buys volcano insurance is the day that Lois becomes fed up with their constant money problems. When Peter wishes for a Jewish "money guy" to help them, Max Weinstein comes to the rescue. After meeting Max, Peter decides Chris could be successful if he converted to Judaism as soon as possible, but the plans for a "quickie" bar mitzvah in Las Vegas are quickly foiled by Lois.moreless
    • Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows
      Season 3 - Episode 17
      1/17/02
      8.3
      Brian falls in love with a bitter old woman who he is forced to do community service for. Meanwhile, Peter grows a beard and finds a family of swallows have built a nest in it.
    • Don't Make Me Over
      Season 4 - Episode 4
      6/5/05
      8.3
      When Meg gets turned down for a date, she asks her family for support. Lois ends up taking her to the mall, where she gets the ultimate makeover. Meanwhile, Peter tries to start a band with the guys, but when their first gig fails, the family ends up performing. Impressed by Meg's singing, a record producer signs the family, and their travels eventually land them on "Saturday Night Live."moreless
    • A Hero Sits Next Door
      Season 1 - Episode 5
      5/2/99
      8.3
      When the Griffin Family gets new neighbors that move in next door, Lois quickly becomes friends with Bonnie, Meg soon becomes attracted to their son, Kevin, and Peter becomes annoyed by the entire situation. After Peter injures the best player on his company's baseball team, Mr. Weed forces him to find a replacement, so Peter quickly changes his mind about his neighbors and invites Joe to play. When Joe shows up at the game, Peter learns that he is in a wheelchair. Joe ends up being the star of the game, which makes Peter jealous, as he wants to be a hero too. Peter ends up trying to stop a bank robbery to prove his value, but ends up getting caught up in the whole situation.moreless
    • And the Wiener is...
      Season 3 - Episode 5
      8/8/01
      8.3
      Peter feels jealous when he finds out Chris has a larger penis than he does, so he tries various tactics like buying a new car and joining a gun club. He then takes Chris on a father-son hunting trip only for Chris to eventually save the day. Meanwhile, Meg finds herself to be a target of abuse for the cool kids at school when she joins the flag girl squad.moreless
    • Petergeist
      Season 4 - Episode 26
      5/7/06
      8.3
      Peter wants to top Joe, who just built a new home theater system, so he starts to build a multiplex in his backyard. In doing so, he discovers an Indian burial ground. He finds an Indian chief's skull and the Griffin house becomes haunted. Stewie gets sucked into the television and strange events follow as they try to get Stewie back from the poltergeist.moreless
    • Barely Legal
      Season 5 - Episode 8
      12/17/06
      8.3
      Meg can't find a date to her junior prom, and even though he is dating Jillian, Brian ends up going with Meg. At the prom, Brian gets drunk to make the night pass, but ends up making out with Meg. Meg begins to think of Brian as her boyfriend and becomes obsessed with spending every moment with him. Meanwhile, Peter, Cleveland and Quagmire join the police force to help Joe, and end up saving Brian.moreless
    • Stewie Loves Lois
      Season 5 - Episode 1
      9/10/06
      8.2
      Stewie becomes obsessed with Lois after she saves Rupert, although Lois doesn't take to the "new" Stewie all too well. Meanwhile, Peter thinks his doctor is molesting him when he undergoes a prostate exam.
    • Dammit, Janet!
      Season 2 - Episode 15
      6/13/00
      8.2

      Lois fears that Stewie needs to learn how to be social, so she sends him off to Pre-school, where he falls in love with Janet, a girl who likes his cookies. Meanwhile, Lois becomes a flight attendant, and Peter takes advantage of the free flights.

    • Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater
      Season 2 - Episode 1
      9/23/99
      8.2
      Lois' Aunt dies and leaves her the Cherrywood Mansion. The family moves in to the new mansion in Newport only to lose their fortune after Peter makes an extravagant purchase at a charity auction.
    • Fast Times at Buddy Cianci High
      Season 4 - Episode 2
      5/8/05
      8.2
      Brian becomes a substitute teacher at Chris' school after his teacher wins the lottery. When Brian is moved to teach a class of troubled kids, Chris falls in love with his new teacher, Mrs. Lockhart, who promises to love Chris only if he kills her husband. When Lois finds out, she and Stewie decide to teach Chris a lesson.moreless
    • Screwed The Pooch
      Season 3 - Episode 13
      11/29/01
      8.2
      Peter and Lois go to the Pewterschmidts for the weekend, bringing Brian along. Brian, meanwhile, has some "issues" of his own to work out. Find out if Brian's future is to make puppies or become "less" than he is.
    • Running Mates
      Season 2 - Episode 10
      4/11/00
      8.2
      When Lois decides to run for the local school board, Peter runs against her in effort to get his favorite teacher reinstated. Peter and his supporters start a negative campaign against Lois, including a bunch of lies and even sexy pictures of her. Peter's mudslinging works and he is elected. Peter starts some strange policies, including armed robots taking over for hall monitors. The new policies backfire after Chris is caught bringing inappropriate magazines to school. Peter must then think of a way to get Lois back and regain his reputation with the town of Quahog.moreless
    • One If By Clam, Two If By Sea
      Season 3 - Episode 4
      8/1/01
      8.2
      When a hurricane strikes Quahog, everything is destroyed except The Drunken Clam, which is bought out by a Brit who turns it into an English pub. As it happens, pub owner Nigel Pinchley and his family move in next door to the Griffins, and Stewie tries to teach Nigel's Cockney-accented 3-year-old daughter how to speak proper English.moreless
    • I Take Thee Quagmire
      Season 4 - Episode 21
      3/12/06
      8.2
      When Peter wins a maid for a week as a prize on a game show, Quagmire gains an interest in her, and they eventually marry. Quagmire, stricken with his bachelor ways, tries to get out of the marriage. Meanwhile, Lois stops breast-feeding Stewie, who, as a result, goes through withdrawals.
    • Road to Rupert
      Season 5 - Episode 9
      1/28/07
      8.2
      Brian sells Rupert at a garage sale. Stewie, who is upset with Brian, takes him cross country to Colorado to find his beloved teddy, and ends up having a ski-off to win back Rupert. Meanwhile, Peter loses his license, so Meg has to drive him around.
    • The Son Also Draws
      Season 1 - Episode 6
      5/9/99
      8.2
      Chris loses interest in being a youth scout, as he would rather pursue drawing and art instead. When the Scoutmaster kicks Chris out of the troop, Peter takes the family to New York to try to get him reinstated, but he takes a wrong turn on the way and the family ends up at a Native American casino. Lois gets obsessed with the slot machines while Peter goes on a vision quest to prove that he has Native American blood in him.moreless
    • The Simpsons Guy
      The Simpsons Guy
      Season 13 - Episode 2
      9/28/14
      8.2

      Conclusion. The Griffins meet "The Simpsons" during a visit to Springfield. Homer and Peter get into a battle of the beers and argue which is better, Duff or Pawtucket.

    • Brian: Portrait of a Dog
      Season 1 - Episode 7
      5/16/99
      8.2
      When a heat wave hits Quahog, Peter gets Brian to enter a dog show to win $500 so that the family can get a new air conditioner. When they argue over a trick gone bad, Brian walks out on the family and Peter replaces him with a cat. Brian struggles to assert his civil rights and soon ends up at the pound. Luckily, Peter is able to bail him out by bribing the judge.moreless
    • Brian in Love
      Season 2 - Episode 4
      3/7/00
      8.2
      Lois suspects Stewie is the one creating all the pee stains around the house, so she decides to potty-train him. When an incident in the supermarket reveals that Brian is the one responsible, he goes to see a therapist. Brian finds out that his love of Lois is causing his accidents, so he decides to confront her.moreless
    • Peter's Got Woods
      Season 4 - Episode 11
      9/11/05
      8.1
      Peter and Brian’s friendship becomes strained after Brian begins dating Meg’s high school teacher. Peter finds a replacement in new best friend James Woods, who is visiting Quahog because of a suggestion to rename James Woods High School after Martin Luther King Jr.
    • Perfect Castaway
      Season 4 - Episode 12
      9/18/05
      8.1
      When Peter and the guys decide to go fishing, they end up caught in a storm. Stranded on a desert island, their families fear the worst. Rescued by a cruise ship months later, Peter suprises Lois at home, where he finds out that she has a new husband.
    • The King is Dead
      Season 2 - Episode 7
      3/28/00
      8.1
      Lois becomes the director of the production "The King and I" for the Quahog Players theater group. Peters wants to play a role in the production, but becomes more of a nuisance, so Lois decides to make him a producer to get him out of her hair. Peter goes on a power trip and tries to take total control of the play, firing Lois as the director and rewriting the entire play to fit his own vision. The musical is turned into a very interesting, racy cyborg battle.moreless
    • Peter's Two Dads
      Season 5 - Episode 10
      2/11/07
      8.1
      After Peters dad, Francis, dies, Thelma tells him that his real father actually lives in Ireland. So Peter and Brian decide to head there in search of his father, who ends up being the town drunk. They decide to play a drinking game to prove his paternity. Meanwhile, Stewie acts out and Lois spanks him. Realizing that he likes being spanked, Stewie does whatever he can to get into trouble.moreless
    • Brian the Bachelor
      Season 4 - Episode 7
      6/26/05
      8.1
      "The Bachelorette" comes to Quahog and Brian is chosen to be a contestant. Brian does not like the show, but participates just to have a vacation only to wind up falling in love with the bachelorette. Meanwhile, Chris gets a nasty pimple on his cheek, which talks to Chris and likes to cause mischief.moreless
    • If I'm Dyin' I'm Lyin'
      Season 2 - Episode 9
      4/4/00
      8.1
      To get a favorite show back on the air, Peter convinces the "Make-A-Dream Come True" Foundation that Chris is dying, and that his wish is for the show to go back on the air. The scam leads to Peter "Magically healing Chris" and people thinking that he is God.
    • Whistle While Your Wife Works
      Season 5 - Episode 5
      11/12/06
      8.1
      When Peter gets hurt and can't work, his boss tells him he needs to speed things up. So Lois goes to the brewery to help him out. Meanwhile, Stewie finds out that Brian is dating a very attractive but not very intelligent woman. He tries to get Brian to break up with her, but Brian can't do it.moreless
    • Chick Cancer
      Season 5 - Episode 7
      11/26/06
      8.1
      Stewie ties the knot with his old flame Olivia, but their relationship quickly turns, and becomes normal dull marriage. It all escalates when they go on a double date with Brian and Jillian. Meanwhile, Lois introduces Peter to chick flicks, so he decides to make his own movie with a plot based on every chick movie ever.moreless
    • There's Something About Paulie
      Season 2 - Episode 16
      6/27/00
      8.1
      After the mob helps Peter with destroying his new beat up car, so he can get another new car, he must repay his debt to the mob by taking The Don's nephew, Big Fat Paulie, to the movies. Peter informs Paulie that they can't hang out anymore because of Lois, a misunderstanding that leads Paulie to believe that Peter wants Lois killed.moreless
    • Run, Chris, Run
      Season 14 - Episode 19
      5/15/16
      8.1

      Chris is surprisingly elected homecoming king, but Meg learns the cool clique plans to prank him during the upcoming ceremony. Meanwhile, the guys seek a replacement for Cleveland when he begins hanging out with Jerome the bartender.

    • Mr. Saturday Knight
      Season 3 - Episode 9
      9/5/01
      8.1
      Peter's boss comes to dinner at the Griffin house but soon dies. The Happy-Go-Lucky Toy Factory is turned into the Happy-Go-Lucky Terminal Disease Institute. Unemployed, Peter begins his search for a job and ends up going after his lifelong dream of becoming a knight at a traveling Renaissance Fair. Caught in a compromising position with the infamous Black Knight's wench, he must defend his family's honor in an duel with the Black Knight.moreless
    • Prick Up Your Ears
      Season 5 - Episode 6
      11/19/06
      8.1
      Lois discovers that Chris has some bad information about sex and she volunteers to teach a sex-ed class at the high school. Some parents become upset with her brutal honesty, and they have her replaced. A conservative christian comes to Quahog and gets rid of the condoms at James Woods High. As a result the kids find an interesting loophole. Meanwhile Stewie, terrified of the Tooth Fairy, decides to set traps to destroy him.moreless
    • Hot Pocket-Dial
      Season 14 - Episode 7
      11/22/15
      8.1

      Quagmire admits that he is in love with Lois. Unfortunately, he proclaims his love while he has accidentally pocket-dialed Peter. Peter is furious and Brian takes it upon himself to fix the situation.

    • Saving Private Brian
      Season 5 - Episode 4
      11/5/06
      8.0
      Chris is approached to join the military. Brian goes to the recruiting headquarters to voice his opinion, when Stewie signs himself and Brian up for the military. They pass Boot Camp and are shipped to Iraq, where they try to get honorably discharged by doing anything they can. Meanwhile, Chris decides to join a goth band.moreless
    • Hell Comes to Quahog
      Season 5 - Episode 3
      9/24/06
      8.0
      After Peter uses Meg's money to buy himself a tank, she gets a job at the new Superstore in town. However, the Superstore puts all the shops in town out of business and sucks up the city's power supply. Brian and Stewie team up to save the town from the corporate giant.moreless
    • 12/18/05
      8.0
      When Peter’s dad visits the family, he tries to impose his religious beliefs on the family. But after a mixup with holy-water leaves Stewie in a bubble, Peter decides to form a church around his hero, The Fonz.
    • Jungle Love
      Season 4 - Episode 13
      9/25/05
      8.0
      When Chris is supposed to be hazed for a school tradition, he runs off to South America; Peter quickly becomes frustrated by his new job at the beer factory.
    • A Picture Is Worth 1,000 Bucks
      Season 2 - Episode 11
      4/18/00
      8.0
      Peter runs into a former classmate of his while at the amusement park that the classmate founded. Contemplating his own legacy, Peter starts to think about his future. Chris gives Peter a painting that he painted in order to cheer Peter up, but Peter ends up selling it to a New York art gallery for $5,000. Realizing that Chris might be his only hope to have a lasting legacy, Peter pushes Chris to follow his dream of becoming an artist. The family then moves to New York so Chris can become famous.moreless
    • The Kiss Seen Around the World
      Season 3 - Episode 8
      8/29/01
      8.0
      When Meg, due to her crush on Tom Tucker, the newscaster, applies for an internship at the local television station and gets the job, she is disappointed to find that her news partner is the most reviled nerd in school, Neil. Caught in a life-threatening news situation, Meg laments that she never had a first kiss and agrees to kiss Neil only to find that he taped the whole thing in order to broadcast it across the world. Meg broadcasts her own news that she has no interest in Neil, sending him to the ledge on top of Town Hall. She breaks his fall, only to find out that he had no intention of jumping and was just trying to get her attention again. Stewie's prized new tricycle is stolen by the neighborhood bully, but the bully soon learns not to screw with Stewie.moreless
    • The Story on Page One
      Season 2 - Episode 19
      7/18/00
      8.0
      After an interview at Brown University, Meg realizes she needs more extra-curricular activities. She joins every club and even tries cheerleading, but fails miserably at them all. Finally, she decides to join the school newspaper. After many failed stories, Peter fabricates a story regarding actor Luke Perry and uses Meg's byline. Meg and Peter soon become embroiled in a headline-grabbing lawsuit when Luke sues them for defamation of character.moreless
    • Fore, Father
      Season 2 - Episode 21
      8/1/00
      8.0
      After a father-son camping trip, Peter realizes how irresponsible Chris is after raccoons steal their food and their car. Back at home, Peter gets Chris a job at the local golf course to try and teach him to be more responsible. Chris is content to just pick up golf balls, until he discovers that Peter has entered the father-son golf tournament, with Cleveland Jr.!

      Discouraged that Peter is focusing all his attention on Cleveland Jr., Chris rebels by hanging out with Quagmire at strip clubs. Ultimately, Cleveland Jr. abandons Peter, who has an emotional (and deadly) reunion with Chris at the golf course.moreless
    • The Griffin Family History
      Season 4 - Episode 27
      5/14/06
      7.9

      After robbers enter into the Griffin house, the family tries to gain safety in Peter's panic room. Trapped with no way out, Peter decides to tell his family the history of their ancestry by narrating a chain of events that describe his family's past.

    • Airport '07
      Season 5 - Episode 12
      3/4/07
      7.9
      Peter drives Quagmire to work, but ends up messing things up, causing Quagmire to lose his job as a pilot. After not being able find another job, Peter and Cleveland make plans to help him get his old job back. When the plan fails, Quagmire receives advice from his idol, Hugh Hefner.moreless
    • Holy Crap
      Season 2 - Episode 2
      9/30/99
      7.9
      Peter's very religious father comes to live with the family after he is forced to retire from his lifelong job at the Mill. Francis, however, is an ultra-religious Catholic who hates Lois and is incredibly intolerant of anyone else. Peter, though, hopes to have the kind of bonding that was missing from his childhood, and when all his plans fail to work out, he resorts to kidnapping the Pope.moreless
    • Candy, Quahog Marshmallow
      Season 14 - Episode 10
      1/3/16
      7.9

      Peter, Cleveland and Joe find an old VHS tape of an Asian soap opera that Quagmire starred in when he lived in Korea. When they can't find the series finale, the guys head to Korea to search for it, and there Quagmire is reunited with an old lover.

    • Patriot Games
      Season 4 - Episode 20
      1/29/06
      7.9
      At his high school reunion, Peter tries to impress his fellow classmates. When Peter, heading for the bathroom, charges through the crowd of people, he impresses quarterback Tom Brady, who offers Peter a spot on the New England Patriots. Meanwhile, Brian owes Stewie money, after Stewie becomes a sports bookie.
    • Brian Sings & Swings
      Season 4 - Episode 19
      1/8/06
      7.9
      After Brian has a near-death experience in the hospital, he decides to lead a new life. He ends up getting a nightly singing gig with Frank Sinatra Jr., but his new lifestyle doesn't last very long. Meanwhile, Meg, after joining a new after-school group, pretends to be a lesbian.
    • Deep Throats
      Season 4 - Episode 23
      4/9/06
      7.8
      Meg becomes an intern for Mayor West. Brian, who is sure that the mayor is corrupt, tries to out him. Brian and Stewie, while undercover, discover that Meg is more than just an intern. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois go back to their folk singing days at a local talent show. When they begin using drugs, Chris stages an intervention.moreless
    • 10/7/07
      7.8
      When Joe feels that his disability is holding Bonnie back from living a full life, he decides to get a leg transplant. Excited about his new ability to walk, Joe engages in extreme sports, and soon ditches his current friends, for more active ones. Peter and the guys are upset at how Joe is acting and decide to teach him a lesson.moreless
    • Back to the Pilot
      Season 10 - Episode 5
      11/13/11
      7.8

      Brian and Stewie travel back in time to the very first episode of the series.

    • No Meals On Wheels
      Season 5 - Episode 14
      3/25/07
      7.8
      The Griffin family decides to start their own restaurant, though have a hard time attracting customers. After Joe promises to help, Peter is excited at the fact of it becoming a local hangout for the police. However, things don't really turn out as hoped, and instead it begins to be popular with the handicapped. When Peter attempts to change the place, a sudden twist of irony quickly changes his mind.moreless
    • Peter's Sister
      Season 14 - Episode 6
      11/15/15
      7.8

      Peter's sister visits for Thanksgiving and proceeds to bully her brother, so a suddenly sympathetic Meg decides to train him for the big brother-sister wrestling match. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian decide to do a cleanse to avoid overeating during Thanksgiving, but Stewie may have bitten off more than he can chew.

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    • Peter's Daughter
      Season 6 - Episode 7
      11/25/07
      7.8
      After Quahog is hit by a flood, Meg winds up in the hospital in a coma. When she wakes up and sees a cute med student, they immediately hit it off. Overprotective of his daughter, Peter is determined to drive the med student away. That is until Meg reveals that she is pregnant.moreless
    • Take a Letter
      Season 14 - Episode 17
      4/17/16
      7.8

      While working at the post office, Lois discovers a letter Peter wrote to his old girlfriend, who tries to get back in Peter's life after Lois talks to her about the letter. Meanwhile, Stewie pretends that he's rich in order to impress his new friend.

    • Underage Peter
      Season 14 - Episode 14
      2/21/16
      7.7

      When Mayor West raises the drinking age to 50, Brian is the only one eligible to buy alcohol because, in dog years, his age qualifies him.

    • This Little Piggy
      Season 13 - Episode 9
      1/25/15
      7.7

      Meg is recruited as a model for an industry that caters to a certain group of fetishists, while Brian and Stewie hit the road together when the latter decides to see what the world is like outside of preschool.

    • Peterotica
      Season 4 - Episode 24
      4/23/06
      7.7
      After reading an erotic novel, Peter gets the idea to write one himself. Carter gets sued for publishing Peter's book on tape and loses all his money, where he is forced to become a middle-class citizen. Meanwhile, Stewie tries to train for the Olympics.
    • 4/30/06
      7.7
      Brian's gay cousin Jasper visits the Griffin house and announces that he is engaged to his partner and wants to be married at their house. When Mayor West bans gay marriage in an effort to cover up and bring attention away from a scandal of his own, Brian resorts to hostile actions to try to change the Mayor's mind. Lois and Peter question their view towards gay marriage while Chris joins the "Young Republicans" Club to impress a girl.moreless
    • 5/13/07
      7.7
      Lois runs for mayor of Quahog, though she doesn't become the front-runner until she dumbs down her political views. Once in office, she becomes corrupted with the power that she now holds, and begins accepting bribes so that she can buy herself expensive things. Meanwhile, Peter comes to enjoy being the "first lady" of Quahog, and all of the perks that go along with it.moreless
    • Crimes and Meg's Demeanor
      Crimes and Meg's Demeanor
      Season 16 - Episode 8
      12/3/17
      7.7
      In an attempt to become more popular, Meg Griffin decides to take up drinking alcohol. The tactic works, and it instantly makes her the life of her school, but it also makes things socially awkward for her around her house. Lois tells Peter to fix it, since it was his suggestion for Meg to go to the party that got her hooked on alcohol in the first place! But Peter only ends up making the problem worse, and both Meg and Peter wind up stranded on a boat in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, with no idea as to how they got there, and no way to call anybody for help while they are out there! Meanwhile, Brian is stuck in his apartment with a broken leg, and he suspects the local school principal is guilty of murdering his own wife!

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    • McStroke
      Season 6 - Episode 8
      1/13/08
      7.6
      Peter decides to grow a mustache, and after being mistaken for a fireman, ends up lending a hand when a fire breaks out at a local fast food restaurant. The owner gives him unlimited burgers as a thank you, but he eats too many and has a stroke. When Peter recovers, he vows to expose the fast-food company for what it really is, becoming friends with a genetically engineered cow along the way.moreless
    • No Chris Left Behind
      Season 5 - Episode 16
      5/6/07
      7.6
      After Chris is expelled from school, he is sent to a boarding school that his grandfather Carter attended, but Chris doesn't exactly fit in. Meanwhile, the chicken returns to pick a fight with Peter.
    • Long John Peter
      Season 6 - Episode 12
      5/4/08
      7.6
      When Peter gets a pet parrot, he begins acting like a pirate. Peter accidentally kills the bird after raising hell through all of Quahog. Meanwhile, when Brian is visiting the vet, Chris falls in love with the intern, Anna.
    • Chap Stewie
      Season 12 - Episode 21
      5/18/14
      7.6

      In the Season 12 finale, Stewie stews over having his TV time interrupted, so he heads back in time to see that Lois and Peter never meet, thus he would never be conceived. However, when he finally is born, it is into a "Downton Abbey"-esque household in Great Britain.

    • Road to Germany
      Season 7 - Episode 3
      10/19/08
      7.6
      Mort Goldman accidentally steps into a time machine and winds up in 1939 Poland in the middle of the Nazi invasion. Brian and Stewie follow him to Nazi Germany in an attempt to save him and bring him back to the present safely.
    • Scammed Yankees
      Season 14 - Episode 12
      1/17/16
      7.6

      Peter and Carter go to Africa to get back their money after being swindled in an e-mail scam while Brian falls for a friend of Meg's.

    • 1/4/15
      7.6

      Stewie and Brian rev up the time machine to help Chris pass his history class, which leads to the three of them getting stuck in the past.

    • The Peanut Butter Kid
      Season 14 - Episode 11
      1/10/16
      7.5

      With the Griffins low on funds, Stewie gets cast in a peanut-butter commercial and in a jiffy becomes the family breadwinner. Meanwhile, Lois and Peter turn into crazed show-business parents and Brian proves to Stewie that being a child actor is no big deal.

    • The Man with Two Brians
      Season 7 - Episode 5
      11/9/08
      7.5
      Realizing that Brian may be getting old, Peter gets a newer, happier dog who the Griffins love, prompting Brian to leave. But things go awry when the "new Brian" crosses the line and humps Stewie's favorite toy.
    • Peter, Chris & Brian
      Season 14 - Episode 5
      11/8/15
      7.5

      When Peter learns his mother's home has been sold, he remembers that his old porn stash is still there, and when he returns for it he finds a "to Peter from Peter" tape and realizes that his life hasn't gone as planned. Reeling from the disappointment, he sets out to make sure the same thing doesn't befall Chris and forces the boy to spend time with Brian.

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    • Mother Tucker
      Season 5 - Episode 2
      9/17/06
      7.5
      Peter's mom gets a divorce. Peter feels abandoned until he sees a father figure in his mom's new boyfriend, Tom Tucker. Meanwhile, Brian gets his own NPR style show on the radio.
    • Back to the Woods
      Season 6 - Episode 9
      2/17/08
      7.5
      James Woods returns to seek revenge against Peter. James Woods finds Peter's wallet, which he lost at Barry Manilow concert, and proceeds to steal Peter's identity, and his family. Peter decides to ruin James' career and image.
    • An App a Day
      Season 14 - Episode 13
      2/14/16
      7.5

      When Peter overloads his phone with apps, he gets a new one and gives the old one to Chris. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie join a tennis club.

    • Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey
      Season 5 - Episode 13
      3/11/07
      7.4
      Peter helps Bill Clinton with his flat tire, and they soon become friends. They begin spending a lot of time together and Lois begins to believe that Bill is inflicting bad influence on Peter. But when she confronts Bill, they end up having sex. Peter, upset that his wife would do this, tries to get back at Lois by having an affair of his own, but soon realizes that he loves her too much to do so. Meanwhile, Lois and Stewie try to potty-train Brian.moreless
    • Follow the Money
      Season 16 - Episode 4
      10/22/17
      7.4
      After Chris gets a special dollar bill for his birthday and quickly loses it, the dollar gets passed from character to character throughout Quahog.
    • The Simpsons Guy
      Season 13 - Episode 1
      10/5/14
      7.4

      The Griffins go on a road trip and wind up in Springfield where they meet the Simpsons. Stewie becomes fascinated with Bart's pranks, Lois bonds with Marge, Meg is taken under Lisa's wing and Peter argues with Homer over which brand of beer is best - Pawtucket or Duff.

    • The New Adventures of Old Tom
      Season 14 - Episode 18
      5/8/16
      7.4

      Peter is stuck overnight in a mall after being abandoned by the family; and Brian pretends he's a millionaire to impress a girl.

    • A Shot in the Dark
      Season 14 - Episode 9
      12/13/15
      7.4

      A couch stolen from Peter's front lawn prompts the guys to form a neighborhood watch group. While on patrol, Peter shoots someone climbing into Cleveland's house and is arrested and charged with a hate crime.

    • Partial Terms of Endearment
      Season 8 - Episode 21
      7.3
      A friend asks Lois to be a surrogate mother for her, and she agrees. But when the friend unexpectedly dies, Lois isn't sure what to do. The family gets into one long debate over the issue.
    • Road to India
      Season 14 - Episode 20
      5/22/16
      7.3

      In the Season 14 finale, Brian falls for a tech-support worker in India, so he and Stewie shove off to find her. Meanwhile, Joe takes Peter to bingo night, where he becomes the center of attention and Lois must step in to help Joe reclaim the top spot with the group.

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    • The Heartbreak Dog
      Season 14 - Episode 16
      3/13/16
      7.3

      Meg gets a job at a retirement community and begins stealing from the residents, and when Chris gets wind of her misdeeds he wants her to share the loot, but after they finally get caught the punishment is worse than they could ever have imagined.

    • Three Directors
      Season 16 - Episode 5
      11/5/17
      7.3
      In a special anthology-style episode, Peter gets fired from his job at the brewery in the signature styles of three famous Hollywood film directors.
    • Encyclopedia Griffin
      Season 13 - Episode 11
      2/15/15
      7.3

      Peter and some neighbors form a detective agency, and get quite a surprise when they uncover a local thief. Meanwhile, Lois is concerned about a delusional Chris' relationship with a new girlfriend, but also realizes that it wouldn't hurt if Peter were to emulate Chris' romantic ways.

    • Baby Not On Board
      Season 7 - Episode 4
      11/2/08
      7.3
      When Peter wins free gas for a year, Brian suggests a road trip to the Grand Canyon. After careful planning and packing, they depart, only to leave Stewie behind. Hilarity ensues as they race back to Quahog.
    • Big Man on Hippocampus
      Season 8 - Episode 10
      1/3/10
      7.3
      After hitting his head, Peter develops amnesia. He forgets everything, including his family and his friends. Lois takes extra care of Peter and tries everything to jog his memory and until he starts hitting on other women. Having had enough of his antics, Lois takes the kids and leaves.
    • Baking Bad
      Season 13 - Episode 3
      10/19/14
      7.3

      Lois and Peter open a cookie store, but things take a bad turn when he devises an interesting way to scare up customers.

    • Road to the North Pole
      Season 9 - Episode 7
      12/12/10
      7.3

      Brian and Stewie take their adventures to the North Pole to seek out Santa Claus.

    • Take My Wife
      Season 13 - Episode 18
      5/17/15
      7.3

      In the Season 13 finale, Peter is surprised to discover the Bahamas vacation Lois booked is actually a marriage-counseling retreat. While back at home, Carter watches the kids and is flustered over the fact that they would rather play electronic games than ones that would require actual old-fashion participation.i,m to good 4 you

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    • Hannah Banana
      Season 8 - Episode 5
      11/8/09
      7.2
      After attending a concert of a teen superstar, Stewie discovers a surprising secret about the singer. Meanwhile back at home, Chris tries to prove the existence of the Evil Monkey.
    • Boys Do Cry
      Season 5 - Episode 15
      4/29/07
      7.2
      Lois gets a job as the church organist, so the family decides to begin going back to church. When Stewie gets sick after receiving communion, the congregation becomes convinced that he has been possessed by the devil. While on the run, the family ends up in Texas, where Peter begins to fit right in with the cowboys, Stewie enters the "Little Miss Texas" pageant, and Chris and Meg sneak into George W. Bush's house.moreless
    • New Kidney in Town
      Season 9 - Episode 8
      1/9/11
      7.2
      Peter needs a new kidney after his energy-drink addiction causes renal failure. Meanwhile, Chris is chosen to introduce United States President Barack Obama at his school after winning an essay contest. Only thing is, Meg actually wrote the essay.
    • 5/23/10
      7.2

      Peter makes good on another power outage at home--by entertaining his family with a retelling of Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back. Newcomers to the story include Mort as Lando Calrissian, Chris' boss Carl as Yoda, and the Giant Chicken as the nefarious Boba Fett.

    • Leggo My Meg-O
      Season 10 - Episode 20
      5/6/12
      7.2

      When Meg travels abroad to Europe, her exciting adventure comes to a halt when she gets kidnapped. Brian and Stewie embark on an action-packed mission to find her before it's too late.

    • Play It Again, Brian
      Season 6 - Episode 10
      3/2/08
      7.2
      Peter and Lois' marriage hits a bit of a snag. When Brian wins the New England Rising Writer's award, the three of them head to Martha's Vineyard for a nice relaxing vacation. Peter's usual drinking habits take over and he soon spirals out of control, as does Brian's self restraint, as he soon professes his love for Lois. Peter and Brian test their friendship over the woman of their dreams.moreless
    • Quagmire's Baby
      Season 8 - Episode 6
      11/15/09
      7.2
      Father doesn't know best when Quagmire assumes responsibility for a baby Peter finds who looks just like him. Meanwhile, Stewie clones himself.
    • Dial Meg for Murder
      Season 8 - Episode 11
      1/31/10
      7.2
      Brian gets a job writing for a teen magazine. After trailing Meg around for research, he discovers that she has a secret boyfriend who's in jail. When Brian attempts to inform the family of Meg's secret life, it is revealed that her boyfriend has broken out of jail, and has been hiding in the Griffin's house.moreless
    • Guy Robot
      Season 14 - Episode 3
      10/11/15
      7.2

      Stewie doesn't like Brian's stand-up comedy jokes, so the two of them fight. To get back at Brian and make him jealous, Stewie builds a robot friend. But when the robot outsmarts Stewie and dumps him, Brian and Stewie reunite. Meanwhile, Lois forces Peter to get a new mattress.

    • The Splendid Source
      Season 8 - Episode 19
      5/16/10
      7.2
      Peter, Joe, and Quagmire's search for the origin of a dirty joke finds them in Virginia, where they meet Cleveland and his new family.
    • Ocean's Three and a Half
      Season 7 - Episode 7
      2/15/09
      7.1
      Bonnie finally gives birth to a daughter named Susie. Stewie falls in love, and is willing to do anything to win her heart. Meanwhile, Joe is in debt to a bookie for $20,000 to pay for Bonnie's medical bills, and plans to pay it off by stealing from Carter Pewterschmidt.
    • Mr. and Mrs. Stewie
      Season 10 - Episode 19
      4/29/12
      7.1

      Stewie becomes smitten when he meets a girl who happens to be the female version of himself. Meanwhile, Peter and Quagmire take their friendship to a new level.

    • Peternormal Activity
      Season 14 - Episode 4
      10/25/15
      7.1

      Hoping it will inspire them to come up with horror movie ideas, the guys visit an abandoned asylum. Instead of finding inspiration, they wind up accidentally killing a man they mistakenly believe is holding them hostage and each of them tries to pin the murder on one of the others. Meanwhile, an annoyed Stewie wants to destroy Brian's glasses because of how pretentious Brian acts whenever he wears them.

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    • Family Gay
      Season 7 - Episode 8
      3/8/09
      7.1
      To make money and pay off his debts, Peter participates in medical experiments, including one that makes him gay. He winds up in a relationship with another man and leaves Lois and the family brokenhearted, however, they realize the important thing is that Peter is happy.
    • JOLO
      Season 13 - Episode 14
      4/12/15
      7.1

      Peter stumbles upon a missing boy and is celebrated as a town hero, while Joe decides to quit his job and take a road trip to Niagara Falls with Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland.

    • Three Kings
      Season 7 - Episode 15
      5/10/09
      7.0
      When Peter reads some of Stephen King's works, he imagines his family and friends in three of King's stories. First, Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe act out Stand By Me where as 12-year-olds, they travel along a railroad track on a journey of self-discovery. Second, Peter's take on Misery puts an injured Brian being rescued by his "number one fan," Stewie. And lastly Peter envisions his own version of The Shawshank Redemption, where he and Cleveland become friends in prison.moreless
    • Brian the Closer
      Season 13 - Episode 4
      11/9/14
      7.0

      After Brian undergoes cosmetic surgery he is faced with a new career---real-estate agent---which leads to trouble with Quagmire.

    • Not All Dogs Go to Heaven
      Season 7 - Episode 11
      3/29/09
      7.0
      Meg becomes extremely religious, and tries to convert Brian from Atheism. Meanwhile, after the family visits a Star Trek convention, Stewie kidnaps the entire cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation and forces them to hang out with him.
    • Yug Ylimaf
      Season 11 - Episode 4
      11/11/12
      7.0

      When Brian uses Stewie's time machine to impress women whom he meets at bars, he accidentally causes time to run in reverse. So he and Stewie must figure out how to restore the forward progress of time before Stewie is unborn.

    • Emmy-Winning Episode
      Season 16 - Episode 1
      10/1/17
      7.0
      The Season 16 premiere finds Peter, who's tired of not winning an Emmy, embarking on his own "For Your Consideration" campaign for "Family Guy" by making the show more like Emmy-winning shows—and no category is off limits.
    • Peter's Progress
      Season 7 - Episode 16
      5/17/09
      7.0
      Peter has a psychic palm reading and discovers he led a past life as Griffin Peterson, a dignified gentleman who followed the beautiful Lady Redbush from 17th century England, where the fierce King Stewart III reigned supreme, to the newly founded American colony of Quahog to win her heart.
    • I Dream of Jesus
      Season 7 - Episode 2
      10/5/08
      7.0
      When Peter becomes completely obsessed with "Surfin' Bird", a 1963 hit song from the Trashmen, Brian and Stewie are determined to destroy every last copy of it. When Peter goes searching every record store in Quahog for it, he runs into Jesus, who decides to make his second coming.
    • Fighting Irish
      Season 13 - Episode 17
      5/3/15
      7.0

      Peter boasts that he could beat Liam Neeson in a fight, and then gets the chance to prove it. Meanwhile, Stewie turns jealous when new classroom-mom Lois pays more attention to his young schoolmates.

    • Movin' Out (Brian's Song)
      Season 6 - Episode 2
      9/30/07
      7.0
      Peter convinces Brian to move in with Jillian. Stewie moves in with them to help pay the rent, but he tries to interfere with Brian and Jillian's relationship. Meanwhile, Meg and Chris get jobs at the local convenience store. While Chris and the manager, Carl, talk about their favorite movies, Meg is stuck with all the hard work. She eventually stands up for herself and as a result, gets fired.moreless
    • Tales of a Third Grade Nothing
      Season 7 - Episode 6
      11/16/08
      7.0
      Peter is forced to go back to the third grade to try and qualify for a promotion at work. Meanwhile, Brian opens a bar with Frank Sinatra Jr, where they employ Stewie to make it a hotspot.
    • Internal Affairs
      Season 10 - Episode 23
      5/20/12
      6.9

      Peter and Quagmire encourage Joe to have an affair with a young woman named Nora to get back at Bonnie for having an affair. Things get ugly when Bonnie finds out, and Peter must find a way to get them back together again. Meanwhile, Peter has a run-in with the Chicken.

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    • He's Bla-ack!
      Season 12 - Episode 20
      5/11/14
      6.9

      Cleveland Brown is back in town, but hanging out with Peter is out of the question after their wives have a disagreement over parenting issues.

    • Pilling Them Softly
      Season 14 - Episode 1
      9/27/15
      6.9

      Stewie is given drugs for his ADD and Brian uses them to pen an epic 2000-page pitch to author George R.R. Martin at a book convention. Meanwhile, Quagmire and Peter engage in an Iron Chef-style competition to see who gets to keep his new cooking show.

    • The Blind Side
      Season 10 - Episode 11
      1/15/12
      6.9

      Brian starts dating a blind girl and things get a little dicey when she divulges that she hates dogs. Meanwhile, the Griffin family installs a new staircase in their home when Peter keeps falling on the old one and decides to live upstairs full-time.

    • Love Blactually
      Season 7 - Episode 1
      9/28/08
      6.9
      Brian meets the girl of his dreams, Carolyn. However, Cleveland moves right in and sweeps Carolyn off her feet. Desperate to win her back, Brian must do anything he can, even if it means involving Cleveland's ex-wife, Loretta.
    • Dog Gone
      Season 8 - Episode 8
      11/29/09
      6.9
      After Brian accidentally kills another dog, and no one seems to care, he tries to convince everyone that they should value the life of a dog the same as a human. Meanwhile, Lois hires a maid who doesn't listen to Peter.
    • Business Guy
      Season 8 - Episode 9
      12/13/09
      6.9
      After Peter throws Carter a wild bachelor party, he slips into a deep coma that not even Dr. House can bring him out of. Lois, now in control of Pewterschmidt Industries, is convinced by Peter to let him run the operation. Overcome by power, Peter fires the entire board. Carter eventually recovers, but realizes that it may be tough to get his company back.moreless
    • Cool Hand Peter
      Season 10 - Episode 8
      12/4/11
      6.9

      Peter and the guys take a stand against their wives and flee to the Deep South on a road trip. On the way there, the men earn a one-way ticket to jail. But when they decide to make a run for it, Joe's quick planning and Peter's seductive ways help them escape. Meanwhile, Lois spends some quality time with the girls and they engage in childish antics.

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    • Roasted Guy
      Season 13 - Episode 16
      4/26/15
      6.9

      After his alleged friends hurt his feelings by roasting him, Peter takes comfort with a mean-girl clique, and ignores Lois when she warns that they may be gossiping about him behind his back.

    • Former Life of Brian
      Season 6 - Episode 11
      4/27/08
      6.9
      Brian, afraid that he may have lost his last chance at love, searches for a former flame, Tracy. To his surprise, he discovers that he is the father to her son, Dylan. Tracy decides that Brian should raise the boy, and she drops him off at the Griffin's house. When Dylan runs rough-shot in the house, Brian's attitude towards parenting doesn't settle too well with Lois and Peter.moreless
    • It's a Trap!
      Season 9 - Episode 18
      5/22/11
      6.9

      The Trilogy comes full circle in this parody of Star Wars Episode VI: The Return of the Jedi.

    • Our Idiot Brian
      Season 13 - Episode 8
      1/11/15
      6.9

      Brainy Brian takes the SATs for Meg and scores poorly, and everyone suspects he's not as bright as they thought. With that in mind, Peter takes him under wing to show him the joys and benefits of being dumb and having a low IQ.

    • Papa Has a Rollin' Son
      Season 14 - Episode 2
      10/4/15
      6.9

      For Father's Day, the guys locate Joe's estranged dad, but when Joe tells them the man can't deal with people who have disabilities, Peter pretends to be Joe. Meanwhile, Stewie's doctor tells him that, heightwise, he'll never grow past 5'1", so he begins to pal around with Tiny Tom Cruise to fully comprehend how it must feel to be a short person.

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    • The Big Bang Theory
      Season 9 - Episode 16
      5/8/11
      6.9
      Stewie and Brian go back in time to stop Bertram from killing Leonardo da Vinci.
    • Brian Griffin's House of Payne
      Season 8 - Episode 15
      3/28/10
      6.9
      Lois encourages Brian to submit his pilot script to a network. James Woods gets involved and things don't exactly go according to Brian's original plan. Meanwhile, Stewie has a bit of a mishap.
    • 11/4/07
      6.8
      In this special half-hour tribute to Family Guy, in preparation for the show's 100th episode, some of the best moments of the past are revisited, including satirical spoofs, funny jokes, and musical numbers.
    • The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair
      Season 9 - Episode 12
      3/6/11
      6.8
      Meg offers to check on her neighbor, Joe Swanson, while Bonnie, is out of town. Meanwhile, Stewie tries to become more evil.
    • Nanny Goats
      Season 16 - Episode 3
      10/15/17
      6.8
      The Griffins get a nanny for the kids, courtesy of Lois' parents, which gives Peter and Lois the opportunity to reconnect.
    • Family Goy
      Season 8 - Episode 2
      10/4/09
      6.8
      After finding a lump on her breast, Lois goes to the doctor to get it tested. Thankfully, the tests come back benign. However, the doctor looks into her family medical history and reveals that Lois is actually Jewish. Peter is eager at first for this new change, but after being visited by the ghost of his father, he changes his tune.moreless
    • Amish Guy
      Season 10 - Episode 7
      11/27/11
      6.8

      On the return from an adventurous day at an amusement park, the Griffins' car breaks down in Amish country and they are stranded with no way out. When Meg falls for an Amish boy, the Griffins then find themselves in a crusade against the conservative locals.

    • Killer Queen
      Season 10 - Episode 16
      3/11/12
      6.8

      When Peter and Chris go away to fat camp, they cross paths with a serial killer who targets overweight kids. Meanwhile, Stewie is traumatized by the frightening cover of a Queen album.

    • 11/6/16
      6.8

      Stewie helps Chris get a date with Taylor Swift while Peter becomes an Uber driver.

    • Brokeback Swanson
      Season 14 - Episode 8
      12/6/15
      6.8

      The guys find it tough to hang with Joe after he is left a quadriplegic in an accident during a running of the bulls. Meanwhile, Brian is forced to pretend he's a family's new pet when the husband of the woman he's sleeping with comes home unexpectedly.

    • Meg Stinks!
      Season 12 - Episode 19
      5/4/14
      6.7

      On a trip to college for an interview, Peter teaches Meg a thing or two about partying, while a stinky encounter with a skunk gets Brian kicked out of the house and into the wild, where he learns to live on his own.

    • Once Bitten
      Season 13 - Episode 15
      4/19/15
      6.7

      A stint in obedience school takes some of the bite out of Brian, and Peter soon realizes he liked his pal better when he was feistier. Meanwhile, Chris is bummed when he learns his new friend only buddied up to him to get closer to Meg.

    • Foxx in the Men House
      Season 16 - Episode 2
      10/8/17
      6.7
      Peter becomes friends with a cool, handsome paramedic named Stryker Foxx. Wrapped up in his newfound "coolness," he soon dumps Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland.
    • Stew-Roids
      Season 7 - Episode 13
      4/26/09
      6.7
      After Susie Swanson beats the crap out of Stewie, he and Peter take to the gym. What Stewie doesn't know is that Peter is giving him a little extra help to get those six-pack abs. Meanwhile, Chris begins dating one of the popular girls in school, but her popularity soon begins to subside.moreless
    • Brothers and Sisters
      Season 9 - Episode 15
      4/17/11
      6.7
      When Mayor West marries Lois' sister, Carol, they move into the Griffin's house to be one big happy family. To make room for everyone, Stewie is bumped out of his room and takes over Chris' room, but not everyone is annoyed by the change. Peter and Mayor West bond and become best friends.moreless
    • Hot Shots
      Season 15 - Episode 6
      11/13/16
      6.7
    • Quagmire's Dad
      Season 8 - Episode 18
      5/9/10
      6.7
      Quagmire can accept his dad's lifestyle choices, but not when they involve Brian.
    • Brian's Got a Brand New Bag
      Season 8 - Episode 4
      11/8/09
      6.7
      When Brian begins dating an older woman, the family begins to make fun of him. After Brian's new fling breaks her hip, he gets the pleasure of becoming her errand boy.
    • Bookie of the Year
      Season 15 - Episode 2
      10/2/16
      6.7

      When Brian and Lois push Chris into working out his anger issues by taking up a sport, they are completely surprised when he becomes an ace baseball pitcher. Peter throws caution to the wind and begins gambling on the lad's baseball games. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian team with Frank Sinatra Jr. to open an Italian restaurant.

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    • Jerome is the New Black
      Season 8 - Episode 7
      11/22/09
      6.6
      Peter and the guys interview potential friends to fill the vacancy left by Cleveland. Meanwhile, Brian discovers that Quagmire hates him.
    • The Book of Joe
      Season 13 - Episode 2
      10/5/14
      6.6

      Joe's dream of becoming a published author nears fruition when Peter decides to help him, but a happy ending doesn't appear possible when Peter begins monopolizing the writing duties. Meanwhile, Brian experiences his first runner's high, which turns him into an exercise beast in an attempt to re-create that euphoric feeling.

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    • Dr. C and the Women
      Season 13 - Episode 13
      3/15/15
      6.6

      Meg lands a job at the airport, where, as the hottest employee, she turns instantly popular. Meanwhile, Cleveland becomes a relationship therapist and starts giving advice to Lois and Peter, which frustrates Peter, who considers telling Donna a long-held secret about Cleveland's bachelor party.

    • Go, Stewie, Go!
      Season 8 - Episode 13
      3/14/10
      6.6
      Stewie cross-dresses in order to star in the American version of Jolly Farm Review. Meanwhile, Peter makes Lois feel bad about her age.
    • Forget-Me-Not
      Season 10 - Episode 17
      3/18/12
      6.5
      When a seemingly innocent guy's night out takes a sudden turn, Peter, Joe, Brian and Quagmire wake up in a hospital and discover that their memories have been erased and Quahog has been deserted.
    • April in Quahog
      Season 8 - Episode 16
      4/11/10
      6.5
      When the local news announces that the Earth will be destroyed by a black hole in 24 hours, everyone in Quahog goes nuts trying to live out their last day. Some surprising guest stars show up.
    • Family Guy Viewer Mail #2
      Season 10 - Episode 22
      5/20/12
      6.5

      Chap of the Manor: A British version of the Griffin family and the rest of the Quahog citizens.

      Fatman & Robin: Peter wishes that everyone in town could be just like Robin Williams so he has the ability to turn everyone in Quahog into Robin Williams by touching them, but chaos comes after Peter when there are too many Robin Williams.

      Point of Stew: You get to see Stewie's point of view in this entire segment.

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    • American Gigg-olo
      Season 15 - Episode 3
      10/16/16
      6.5

      Quagmire takes a job as a gigolo after the airline pilots go on strike, and asks for Peter's help collecting his fees when clients begin to stiff him for payment. Meanwhile, Brian gets booted from Peter's health insurance and takes a job at a hardware store, where Stewie winds up getting him canned.

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    • Halloween on Spooner Street
      Season 9 - Episode 4
      11/7/10
      6.5
      Halloween arrives on Spooner Street. Peter and Joe prepare a series of unpleasant Halloween pranks for unsuspecting family, friends, and neighbors. Stewie and Brian go trick or treating, and Meg attends a Halloween house party with high hopes for the evening.
    • Spies Reminiscent of Us
      Season 8 - Episode 3
      10/11/09
      6.5
      When Stewie and Brian discover that the guys who moved into Cleveland's old house are spies, they follow them on a mission to Russia.
    • Carter and Tricia
      Season 15 - Episode 8
      12/4/16
      6.5

      Carter decides on some dubious cost-cutting measures after buying the Pawtucket Patriot brewery, but Peter overhears the scheme and tips off an investigative reporter. Meanwhile, after his license expires, Brian enlists Stewie as a driving instructor.

    • FOX-y Lady
      Season 7 - Episode 10
      3/22/09
      6.5
      Lois gets a job working for FOX News and has to do a report on a liberal filmmaker. However, she loses the job when her story implicates a conservative radio host.
    • Tom Tucker: The Man and his Dream
      Season 10 - Episode 13
      2/12/12
      6.5

      When Peter decides to become a famous actor, he becomes Tom Tucker's agent as his first step toward stardom. Meanwhile, Chris dates a girl who looks disturbingly like a member of the Griffin household.

    • Inside Family Guy
      Season 15 - Episode 4
      10/23/16
      6.4
    • Into Fat Air
      Season 11 - Episode 1
      9/30/12
      6.4

      The Griffins decide to climb Mount Everest after their competitive family friends announce their ambitious plans to hike the legendary mountain. However, things go awry when the Griffins get stuck on the mountainside in the middle of a massive storm.

    • Padre de Familia
      Season 6 - Episode 6
      11/18/07
      6.4
      Peter starts an anti-immigration group; however, he quickly changes his mind when he finds out that he was born in Mexico. Unable to prove his citizenship, pass the naturalization test or convince investigators that his marriage to Lois is for real, he ends up working for Carter as a landscaper, all the while fighting for immigration rights.moreless
    • Valentine's Day in Quahog
      Season 11 - Episode 12
      2/10/13
      6.4

      Stewie gathers scores of Brian's former girlfriends to get to the bottom of why he's unsuccessful in love.

    • High School English
      Season 15 - Episode 7
      11/20/16
      6.4
    • Turkey Guys
      Season 13 - Episode 5
      11/16/14
      6.4

      On Thanksgiving eve, a drunken and ravenous Peter and Brian wolf down the holiday turkey, and then must go on hunt to find a replacement bird. With Peter gone, Chris decides to step up and take over as man of the house.

    • Meg and Quagmire
      Season 10 - Episode 10
      1/8/12
      6.4

      When Meg finally turns 18, Quagmire seizes the opportunity to pursue his next romantic conquest. As the new couple's relationship blossoms, Peter stops at nothing to come in between his daughter and his creepy friend.

    • The Boys in the Band
      Season 15 - Episode 1
      9/25/16
      6.4
    • And Then There Were Fewer
      Season 9 - Episode 1
      9/26/10
      6.3

      The town of Quahog is invited to a mansion for a weekend getaway. When some murders happen, it turns into a real life murder mystery.

    • Space Cadet
      Season 11 - Episode 9
      1/6/13
      6.3

      To boost Chris' self-esteem, Peter and Lois send him to space camp. When camp ends and the Griffins come to pick Chris up, they accidentally are launched into outer space, and it's up to Chris to land the clan safely back on earth.

    • Tiegs for Two
      Season 9 - Episode 14
      4/10/11
      6.3
      When the local dry cleaner loses Peter's favorite white shirt, he flips out. Meanwhile, Brian tries to score on a date with a new friend, Denise, but fails. Instead of quitting, he decides to enlist Quagmire's help. However, things get nasty when they start to compete for the affections of each other's old flames, Cheryl Tiegs and Jillian.moreless
    • Petey IV
      Season 16 - Episode 7
      11/19/17
      6.3
      On Thanksgiving weekend, Peter discovers an alternate ending in the Russian version of one of his favorite films and writes to Vladimir Putin, who comes to Quahog. Meanwhile, a strapped-for-cash Brian gets a job at a suicide hotline center and attempts to strike up a romance with a co-worker.
    • Burning Down the Bayit
      Season 10 - Episode 15
      3/4/12
      6.3

      Overwhelmed with financial troubles, Mort asks Peter and Quagmire to help him save his pharmacy. However, things take a turn for the worse when the trio decides to burn it down to collect insurance money.

    • Roads to Vegas
      Season 11 - Episode 21
      5/19/13
      6.3

      Brian and Stewie head off to Vegas, but they use a teleporting machine, which malfunctions creating two clones of themselves.

    • Baby, You Knock Me Out
      Season 9 - Episode 5
      11/14/10
      6.2

      Lois competes in a boxing match. Peter is Lois' manager.

    • Grumpy Old Man
      Season 10 - Episode 9
      12/11/11
      6.2

      After Lois's father, Carter, falls asleep while driving, the Griffins realize he is getting close to retirement, and visit retirement communities in Florida.

    • Gronkowsbees
      Season 15 - Episode 11
      1/15/17
      6.2
    • Peter-assment
      Season 8 - Episode 14
      3/21/10
      6.2
      Peter decides to become a full-time member of the paparazzi after he finds success in selling footage of a celebrity he caught off guard. His boss begins hitting on him, but Peter shuts her down and he gets fired as a result. Meanwhile, Stewie gets stage fright when performing in a play.moreless
    • Trading Places
      Season 9 - Episode 13
      3/20/11
      6.2
      Chris and Meg think their parents have it easy, but Peter and Lois beg to differ. In order to teach them a lesson, they all trade roles. Chris goes to work at the brewery while Meg runs the house. While things start off well, it's not long until the stress of running a household and being the sole breadwinner break Chris down.moreless
    • Ratings Guy
      Season 11 - Episode 2
      10/7/12
      6.2

      On a Halloween-themed night, the Griffins are selected to have their television viewing habits monitored. But Peter takes his participation too far when he tries to control the airwaves.

    • 12 and a Half Angry Men
      Season 11 - Episode 16
      3/24/13
      6.2

      The Mayor is put on trial for murder and the jury must decide if he is guilty or not.

    • Joe's Revenge
      Season 11 - Episode 5
      11/18/12
      6.1

      The criminal who, years ago, shot Joe and left him in a wheelchair, becomes a fugitive. So, Quagmire,Joe and Peter team up to hunt the bad guy down.

    • Peter's Def Jam
      Season 15 - Episode 12
      2/12/17
      6.1

      The guys launch a podcast, but Peter decides to go solo and tries being a DJ. Meanwhile, at the Griffin house, Lois' allergy forces Brian to share Stewie's bedroom, where the new roomies do not coexist well.

    • Livin' on a Prayer
      Season 10 - Episode 12
      1/29/12
      6.1

      When Stewie's new best friend falls ill, Lois takes him to the hospital where she finds out he has a critical, but treatable, disease. However, the boy's parents refuse treatment due to their religious beliefs, leaving Lois no choice but to take drastic measures to seek treatment for the boy herself. Meanwhile, Peter has a religious experience of his own.

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    • We Love You, Conrad
      Season 7 - Episode 14
      5/3/09
      6.1
      Brian is devastated to learn that his ex-girlfriend Jillian is getting married until he meets The Hills star Lauren Conrad. Though Brian begins to think he and Conrad are the perfect match, he finds his heart may still belong to Jillian.
    • 4/13/14
      6.1

      After Peter takes Stewie to the park and brings home the wrong baby, he tries to make amends and prove to Lois that he can be responsible. Upon returning from a business trip, he appears a changed man, affecting a more intelligent and classy persona.

    • No Country Club for Old Men
      Season 11 - Episode 22
      5/19/13
      6.1

      The Griffins join a country club, but end up getting kicked out.

    • Thanksgiving
      Season 10 - Episode 6
      11/20/11
      6.1

      Lois cooks a big Thanksgiving meal and invites the whole crew over for dinner, and Joe is shocked when his formerly M.I.A. son, Kevin Swanson, returns from Iraq.

    • Episode 420
      Season 7 - Episode 12
      4/19/09
      6.1
      When Brian gets busted for possession of marijuana, he starts a campaign to legalize the drug. Mayor West passes the law, which turns the townspeople into a bunch of potheads.
    • The Old Man and the Big 'C'
      Season 11 - Episode 3
      11/4/12
      6.1

      When Brian discovers that Carter Pewterschmidt's pharmaceutical company is withholding the cure for cancer from the public in order to gain more profit, he and Stewie plot to expose the big secret that could change the world. Meanwhile, Quagmire reveals a hair-raising secret of his own.

    • 4/1/12
      6.0

      After Peter's favorite children's television show gets cancelled, he takes matters into his own hands by creating and starring in his own show for kids. Meanwhile, Meg begins an internship at the hospital with Dr. Hartman.

    • Passenger Fatty-Seven
      Season 15 - Episode 10
      1/8/17
      6.0

      Quagmire lands free plane tickets for the guys' trip to San Francisco, but they begin to doubt his flying abilities after getting a look at the auto-pilot function. While in the air, sudden events give Quagmire's skills a run for the money.

    • Dearly Deported
      Season 15 - Episode 20
      5/17/17
      6.0
    • Brian Writes a Bestseller
      Season 9 - Episode 6
      11/21/10
      6.0
      Feeling discouraged with the progress of his writing career, Brian decides to throw in the towel until Stewie become his manager and one of his books hits the bestseller list. But when the fame goes to his head, Brian gets a wake-up call from Bill Maher. Meanwhile, Lois decides that she and Peter need separate beds, a decision that leaves Peter looking for a new cuddle buddy.moreless
    • Brian's Play
      Season 11 - Episode 10
      1/13/13
      6.0

      Brian writes a play that's a hit in Quahog, but his confidence is shaken when he reads a play Stewie wrote that's much better than his. Soon, Stewie's work is Broadway-bound, causing a rift between the two.

    • Extra-Large Medium
      Season 8 - Episode 12
      2/14/10
      6.0
      After Stewie and Chris go missing for several days, Lois goes to a psychic, who reassures her that the kids are safe. Newly obsessed with psychics, Lois and Peter start charging people for Peter's "abilities". Meanwhile, Chris develops a crush on a girl at school.
    • How the Griffin Stole Christmas
      Season 15 - Episode 9
      12/11/16
      6.0

      Peter fills in for Santa at the mall, but lets the power go to his head when he realises just what he can get away with. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian become holiday office-party crashers.

    • Be Careful What You Fish For
      Season 10 - Episode 14
      2/19/12
      6.0

      When Peter and the guys try to salvage a sunken Mercedes-Benz, Peter half-heartedly promises a favor to a helpful dolphin. Soon the dolphin moves to Quahog, outstays his welcome at Peter's and moves into Cleveland's house across the street. Peter tries to reunite the dolphin with his ex-wife in hopes that he'll return to the ocean, but his plan backfires and the whole dolphin family moves into Cleveland's.

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    • Lois Comes out of Her Shell
      Season 11 - Episode 6
      11/25/12
      6.0

      Lois is not looking forward to her birthday, but Brian suggests throwing her a surprise party. After Peter reads a poem that lowers Lois spirits even further, she decides to turn her life around by adopting a different, younger lifestyle with longer hair after a makeover and shopping trip.

    • And I'm Joyce Kinney
      Season 9 - Episode 9
      1/16/11
      6.0
      Lois becomes friends with Joyce Kinney, the new local news anchor. Lois admits a secret to her, and Joyce uses it for a television story, that makes Lois look terrible. Joyce is unapologetic, leaving Lois no choice but to right a wrong.
    • Family Guy Presents: Seth and Alex's Almost Live Comedy Show

      Starring Seth MacFarlane and his Family Guy co-star Alex Borstein, this half-hour special will feature original animation, live-action performances of Family Guy's most memorable musical numbers, comedy sketches and surprise celebrity guests.

    • The Dating Game
      Season 15 - Episode 14
      3/5/17
      6.0

      Quagmire's discovery of a "dating" app results in Peter, Joe and Cleveland having to intervene and save him from his soul-sucking hedonism. Meanwhile, Stewie learns he has scoliosis and works the perks of his latest diagnosis.

    • Baby Got Black
      Season 12 - Episode 18
      4/27/14
      6.0

      Jerome is none-too-happy with Chris dating his daughter, Pam, which leads the two kids to run away, necessitating that Jerome and Peter team up to find them.

    • Quagmire's Mom
      Season 13 - Episode 10
      2/8/15
      5.9

      Peter learns that his real first name is Justin, which he takes on as his younger, cooler alter ego. Later, at Peter/Justin's party, Quagmire lands in some big trouble with his mother.

    • 11/11/12
      5.9

      In the Family Guy 200th Episode retrospective, fans will get a behind-the-scenes look at this irreverent comedy’s most outrageous moments, through fascinating interviews with creator Seth MacFarlane and voice actors Mila Kunis, Alex Borstein and Seth Green. Additionally, the special will give fans an exclusive glimpse into the cast and crew’s 200th episode party in Los Angeles.

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    • Friends of Peter G
      Season 9 - Episode 10
      2/13/11
      5.9
      After a public disturbance, Peter and Brian are forced to attend a 12-step meeting to help kick their drinking problems. Unable to recognize his issue, Peter gets a visit from Death, who gives him a glimpse of what life would be like with and without alcohol.
    • Total Recall
      Season 11 - Episode 18
      4/28/13
      5.9

      Stewie will stop at nothing to recover Rupert after he is recalled.

    • Cop and a Half-wit
      Season 15 - Episode 15
      3/12/17
      5.8

      Peter becomes upset after he helps out Joe with several crime cases and the latter takes all the credit. Meanwhile, Brian talks Stewie into joining a football squad, but panics when he suffers a concussion.

    • Peter's Lost Youth
      Season 15 - Episode 17
      3/26/17
      5.8

      Peter gets jealous when Lois proves to be a big hit at a Red Sox fantasy-baseball camp. Meanwhile, Stewie runs away from home after Meg is left to babysit him.

    • The Finer Strings
      Season 15 - Episode 13
      2/19/17
      5.8

      The guys form a string quartet, but Peter doesn't make the cut. Meanwhile, Brian is forced to be Carter's seeing-eye dog and comes to enjoy the life of luxury.

    • Tea Peter
      Season 10 - Episode 21
      5/13/12
      5.8

      After Quahog City Hall threatens to shut down Peter's illegally-run business, Peter joins the Tea Party and successfully campaigns to shut down the government. As a result of all the chaos in Quahog, Peter's father-in-law, Carter, reaps the benefits.

    • Friends Without Benefits
      Season 11 - Episode 7
      12/9/12
      5.7

      Meg loves this boy at school and they act well together. The only problem is...he's gay. Now Meg must find out if he is gay or a misunderstanding.

    • Saturated Fat Guy
      Season 15 - Episode 16
      3/19/17
      5.7

      To avoid the healthy meals Lois forces him to eat, Peter opens up a lunch truck loaded with fattening foods. Meanwhile, Meg signs on with a roller-derby team, despite Chris claiming it's too dangerous.

    • Episode 420
      Episode 420
      Season 15 - Episode 19
      5/3/17
      5.7
    • 3 Acts of God
      Season 12 - Episode 13
      3/16/14
      5.6

      Peter and his pals undertake a global search for God and ask that He stop influencing the outcome of pro-football games.

    • Stewie Is Enceinte
      Season 13 - Episode 12
      3/8/15
      5.6

      Brian tires of hanging out with Stewie, so Stewie attempts to save the relationship by having a baby, and maybe a few more, and uses Brian's DNA for impregnation. Meanwhile, Peter, Joe, Quagmire and Cleveland putt their heads together in an attempt to make a viral video.

    • Brian and Stewie
      Season 8 - Episode 17
      5/2/10
      5.6
      Brian and Stewie are locked up inside a bank vault for an entire episode.
    • The Peter Principal
      Season 15 - Episode 18
      4/30/17
      5.6

      When Peter becomes principal of Meg's school, she uses him to get revenge on bullies. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie open a bed-and-breakfast that soon turns into a brothel.

    • Big Fat
      Season 11 - Episode 17
      4/14/13
      5.6

      Peter, Quagmire and Joe take a road trip to Canada but their private plane crashes and Peter goes missing for two months. When his family finds him, he no longer can communicate intelligently. 

    • Farmer Guy
      Season 11 - Episode 20
      5/12/13
      5.5

      Quahog is getting more and more dangerous and, after being robbed, Peter decides to buy a farm to avoid more bad things happening to his family. It turns out they become part of the problem in this new house of theirs.

    • Save the Clam
      Season 11 - Episode 19
      5/5/13
      5.5

      After Horace dies, the guys try to save The Drunken Clam.

    • Chris Cross
      Season 11 - Episode 13
      2/17/13
      5.5

      When Meg catches Chris stealing from Lois' purse to buy a pair of designer sneakers, she blackmails him into doing her chores. He soon gets so fed up with it that he leaves home, and he moves in with Herbert. Meanwhile, Stewie takes a liking to the music of Anne Murray.

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    • Welcome Back Carter
      Season 9 - Episode 3
      10/10/10
      5.5
      After Peter catches Carter having an affair, he is forced into keeping a secret. But when Peter accidentally spills the beans, Lois' mom demands a divorce, and Peter is in charge of Carter's return to bachelorhood.
    • Secondhand Spoke
      Season 12 - Episode 15
      3/30/14
      5.2

      After Peter begins smoking, an advertising exec enlists him to be the face of his anti-smoking campaign, under one condition: Peter can't give up the habit. Meanwhile, Stewie steps in to help Chris battle school bullies.

    • The Giggity Wife
      Season 11 - Episode 11
      1/27/13
      5.2

      When Peter, Quagmire and Joe visit the Harvard University campus, Quagmire accidentally marries a prostitute. In order to get out of his marriage, Quagmire pretends to be lovers with Peter.

    • German Guy
      Season 9 - Episode 11
      2/20/11
      5.2

      On the search to find a new hobby, Chris meets a puppeteer named Franz, an old friend of Herbert's. Despite Herbert's warnings, Chris and Franz remain friends until Franz's checkered past is suddenly revealed.

    • Herpe, the Love Sore
      Season 12 - Episode 16
      4/6/14
      5.2

      Stewie catches a sexually transmitted disease from Brian; and Peter and his pals take exception when a group shanghais their favorite booth at the Drunken Clam.

    • Call Girl
      Season 11 - Episode 14
      3/10/13
      5.1

      Peter decides to adopt a falcon. Meanwhile, Lois receives a job as a voiceover artist, but not for the work she originally believes.

    • The 2,000-Year-Old Virgin
      Season 13 - Episode 6
      12/7/14
      5.1

      Peter is stunned to run into Jesus at the mall, and even more stunned to discover that he is still a virgin, so Peter recruits Quagmire and Cleveland to celebrate Jesus' birthday by finding a way to end his celibacy.

    • Christmas Guy
      Season 12 - Episode 8
      12/15/13
      5.1

      Peter tries to show Carter how great Christmas is after he cancels the town's Christmas carnival out of sheer hatred for the holiday.

    • Brian's a Bad Father
      Season 12 - Episode 11
      1/26/14
      5.0

      When Brian's son, Dylan, becomes a big TV star, Brian uses him to secure a writing job on his show rather than bond with him. Meanwhile, Peter shoots Quagmire in a hunting accident, and it threatens their friendship as Joe must choose between them.

    • Mom's the Word
      Season 12 - Episode 12
      3/9/14
      5.0

      After Peter’s mother passes away, he forms a special friendship with her longtime pal, Evelyn, who attempts to seduce Peter. Meanwhile, Stewie is distraught when he understands the reality of death for the first time.

    • Stewie Goes for a Drive
      Season 10 - Episode 4
      11/6/11
      4.9

      Ryan Reynolds pays a visit to Quahog and becomes obsessed with Peter. Meanwhile, Stewie tries to be a big boy and steals the family car for a joy ride but lands in a bit of trouble.

    • Seahorse Seashell Party
      Season 10 - Episode 2
      10/2/11
      4.8

      A storm hits the towns of Stoolbend, Quahog and Langley Falls. To help pass the time and calm his nerves, Brian consumes some questionable substances and has trouble sobering up. Meanwhile, Meg goes off the deep end after the family takes one too many jabs at her.

    • Turban Cowboy
      Season 11 - Episode 15
      3/17/13
      4.8

      After a near-death experience Peter decides to convert to Islam.

    • Grimm Job
      Season 12 - Episode 10
      1/12/14
      4.8

      Peter tells Stewie his own versions of famous fairy tales such as Jack and the Beanstalk, Little Red Riding Hood and Cinderella.

    • Foreign Affairs
      Season 9 - Episode 17
      5/15/11
      4.8
      When Bonnie and Lois take a trip to Paris, Bonnie crosses the line while in the City of Love. Meanwhile, Peter homeschools Chris and Meg using some unorthodox teaching methods.
    • The Juice Is Loose
      Season 7 - Episode 9
      3/15/09
      4.7
      Peter finds an old winning raffle ticket from 1989 that entitles him to a golf outing with O.J. Simpson. After befriending him, Peter brings O.J. home to meet the family. However, the people of Quahog aren't too fond of the former running back.
    • Lottery Fever
      Season 10 - Episode 1
      9/25/11
      4.6

      When the Griffins win the lottery, the extravagant lifestyles change the family for the worst, alienating them from their friends, but when they blow through their winnings, they only have their friends to turn to for help.

    • Fresh Heir
      Season 12 - Episode 14
      3/23/14
      4.5

      After spending some quality time with Chris, Carter decides to make him the heir to his entire fortune. Peter becomes jealous because of this and starts sucking up to Chris in hopes of getting close to the money.

    • Finders Keepers
      Season 12 - Episode 1
      9/29/13
      4.4

      Peter is convinced that a placemat in a restaurant is a real treasure map. Word spreads around Quahog about the alleged treasure, which sparks a city-wide search, turning the residents of Quahog against each other.

    • 10/30/11
      4.4

      When Quagmire suffers an accident, he learns that his sister Brenda needs help, so he asks Peter and Joe to kill her abusive boyfriend, Jeff.

    • Peter Problems
      Season 12 - Episode 9
      1/5/14
      4.3

      Peter becomes a stay-at-home dad after getting fired from his job at the brewery, which seems to remove him of his manhood.

    • Boopa-dee Bappa-dee
      Season 12 - Episode 5
      11/17/13
      4.3

      To take advantage of the airline's low fares, Lois buys the family tickets to Italy. While there, Peter decides the family should stay abroad and become Italians. But when they decide to return to America, they find out it's not so easy regaining their citizenship.

    • Excellence in Broadcasting
      Season 9 - Episode 2
      10/3/10
      4.2

      When Brian learns that Rush Limbaugh is going to be at the Quahog Mall for a book-signing, he decides to go down there and give him a piece of his left-wing mind. But when Rush unexpectedly comes to Brian's rescue, Brian has a political change of heart.

    • Quagmire's Quagmire
      Season 12 - Episode 3
      11/3/13
      4.2

      Quagmire becomes a sex slave.

    • Jesus, Mary, and Joseph
      Season 11 - Episode 8
      12/23/12
      4.2

      Peter tells his own version of the Nativity story as the family prepares for Christmas.

    • A House Full Of Peters
      A House Full Of Peters
      Season 16 - Episode 1
      5/24/17
      4.2
    • Vestigial Peter
      Season 12 - Episode 2
      10/6/13
      4.2

      Peter discovers he has a vestigial twin growing out of his neck. It's not long before Peter starts to resent the fact that everyone loves Chip more than him, so he decides to amputate his twin. However, when Peter gets into trouble, he realizes he needs Chip more than ever.

    • A Fistful of Meg
      Season 12 - Episode 4
      11/10/13
      3.9

      Meg spills her lunch on the new kid, Michael, who is appropriately nicknamed “Mental Mike.” When he sets the date for her end on Friday, Meg tries to get out of it. Meanwhile, Peter continually harasses Brian in the nude until it escalates to the breaking point.

    • Life of Brian
      Season 12 - Episode 6
      11/24/13
      3.6

      After Stewie permanently destroys his time machine, an unexpected death changes the Griffins lives forever.

    • Into Harmony's Way
      Season 12 - Episode 7
      12/8/13
      3.6

      Peter and Quagmire decide to become a singing/songwriting team after finding out that they sing great as a duo. But Peter soon creates tension between him and Quagmire when all the fame goes to his head.