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    thundercat2000

    [1]Sep 29, 2010
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    1. He is a douche


    2. He is arrogant


    3. He is smug


    4. He is pompous


    5 He is self-righteous


    6. He broke Jillians' heart by lying to her


    7. He cheated on Rita


    8. He lied to Meg to get booze


    9. Instead of giving Meg a chance of hope, he crushed her spirits in Not All Dogs Go to Heaven


    10. He barks at blacks when he said he is liberal


    11. He tried to have sex with Lois (what did he see in her)


    12. He sold out to get his novel published and it bombed


    13. He was insensitive to the woman who had his son after she told him she was raped


    14. He tried to have his way with Stewie when Stewie was in drag ( he should have known it was Stewie)


    15. He has smacked Stewie around


    16. He never hangs out with dogs or talk to other animals besides his cousin Jasper


    17. He dates bimbos over smart women


    18. He tried to break up Cleveland and the woman he met who was an atheist


    19. He is a hypcrite


    20. He is an atheist


    21. He is a cheapskate (leaving Quagmires' Dad to pay the tab)


    22. He lied to Quagmire about Cheryl Tiegs was coming


    23. He thought Quagmires' sister was the woman he slept with


    24. He lust after Hanna Montanas and her robot arm


    25. He lied to Lauren Conrad


    26. He may look like Snoopy but he is no Snoopy (Snoopy is and will always be the king)


    27. He prefers beastiality


    28. He is no longer the smart one


    That's all I can think of for now. Brian is no saint.

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    ZoneHero

    [2]Sep 30, 2010
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    29. Apparently he replaced his crack addiction for weed


    30. Tried to legalize weed so he can get high without trouble rather than for the medically needed.


    31. Goes on to say gay marriage is right, but in "Quagmires' Dad" the idea he slept with a man made so sick he vomited, another hypocrite moment.


    32. Admits being Political-bias, but yet never weavers on his left-winged beliefs.


    33. Stop hanging out with Peter, which seems to be the cause why Peter is such a jerk to everyone.


    34. Left Stewie on the roof during a storm.


    35. He apparently stopped seeing his therapist and seems to use weed to comfort himself.


    36. Won't go work at a soup kitchen unless it the end of the world and promises to do so for a being he doesn't believe in.

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    thundercat2000

    [3]Oct 3, 2010
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    37. He sold out on a radio show.

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    BundyX75

    [4]Oct 3, 2010
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    ZoneHero wrote:
    31. Goes on to say gay marriage is right, but in "Quagmires' Dad" the idea he slept with a man made so sick he vomited, another hypocrite moment.


    How is that being a hypocrite? I believe that gay marriage is right, but I would never sleep with a guy. Why, because I'm not gay neither is Brian. I don't mind that you or anyone hates him, but that reason is bull.

    Edited on 10/03/2010 1:32pm
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    ZoneHero

    [5]Oct 4, 2010
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    BundyX75 wrote:

    ZoneHero wrote:
    31. Goes on to say gay marriage is right, but in "Quagmires' Dad" the idea he slept with a man made so sick he vomited, another hypocrite moment.


    How is that being a hypocrite? I believe that gay marriage is right, but I would never sleep with a guy. Why, because I'm not gay neither is Brian. I don't mind that you or anyone hates him, but that reason is bull.



    Granted, but it was HOW disgusted he that person he was so involved with was a man. He goes on to say how much he loves her for what she is, but then just stops seeing her (I guess) after the bombshell. So being pro gay or anti-gay, I guess it doesn't matter, Brian is still dating woman for their bodies when he goes about their minds and souls...
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    thundercat2000

    [6]Oct 7, 2010
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    38. He stalked that woman on the Bachorolette.


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    TudorRose

    [8]Oct 8, 2010
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    Lets face it there are things people are going to like about Brian and things we don't like. But hey thats the case with most people or in this case dogs.

    Edited on 10/08/2010 3:53pm
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    thundercat2000

    [9]Oct 9, 2010
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    39. He refused to pay for a parking ticket when he parked in a handicapped spot.

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    scottjoc

    [10]Oct 11, 2010
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    To refute your stupid list here's my response, i'll skip over the ones I might half-agree on or have no comment:


    1. So he retains a lot of water then, huh?


    5. Then what are you, considering what reason 20 is.


    8. Thats nitpicky at best.


    10. thats a running joke


    16. Mainly because he is one of the few dogs/animals capable of talking.


    17. So?


    18. What has 'atheist' got to do with it?


    19. You are also


    20. This is not a reason to hate someone, if anything this is a reason to hate YOU.


    26. So if you look like someone I like I am justified in disliking you, good to know.


    27. He is a Dog.


    28. That's not a reason to hate him, that'd be a reason to hate the writers.


    29. So? what difference does that make in the grand scheme of things, its like if you drank beer for most of the time I known you and suddenly you drank Cider, that's a stupid reason to hate.


    30. Why does that need to be mutually exclusive? It has to be medicinal or it has to be for to get high, can't it be both?


    31. That isn't being hypocritical, I'd vote for gay marriage too but the thought of sleeping with a man sickens me also, that doesn't make me a hypocrite, and if I have to explain why then you must have only 2 braincells. I don't need to be gay to support the rights of gays. I don't need to have a vagina to support the rights of women.


    32. Everyone has a political bias and in and of itself point 32 makes perfect sense, if I say I have a pro-bias for coca cola and I refuse to drink nothing else thats perfectly logical and factual.


    35. So what?



    Overall this thread stinks of Failure, most of your reasons are not valid or just plain idiotic.

    Edited on 10/11/2010 1:06am
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    thundercat2000

    [11]Oct 11, 2010
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    scottjoc wrote:


    To refute your stupid list here's my response, i'll skip over the ones I might half-agree on or have no comment:


    1. So he retains a lot of water then, huh?


    5. Then what are you, considering what reason 20 is.


    8. Thats nitpicky at best.


    10. thats a running joke


    16. Mainly because he is one of the few dogs/animals capable of talking.


    17. So?


    18. What has 'atheist' got to do with it?


    19. You are also


    20. This is not a reason to hate someone, if anything this is a reason to hate YOU.


    26. So if you look like someone I like I am justified in disliking you, good to know.


    27. He is a Dog.


    28. That's not a reason to hate him, that'd be a reason to hate the writers.


    29. So? what difference does that make in the grand scheme of things, its like if you drank beer for most of the time I known you and suddenly you drank Cider, that's a stupid reason to hate.


    30. Why does that need to be mutually exclusive? It has to be medicinal or it has to be for to get high, can't it be both?


    31. That isn't being hypocritical, I'd vote for gay marriage too but the thought of sleeping with a man sickens me also, that doesn't make me a hypocrite, and if I have to explain why then you must have only 2 braincells. I don't need to be gay to support the rights of gays. I don't need to have a vagina to support the rights of women.


    32. Everyone has a political bias and in and of itself point 32 makes perfect sense, if I say I have a pro-bias for coca cola and I refuse to drink nothing else thats perfectly logical and factual.


    35. So what?



    Overall this thread stinks of Failure, most of your reasons are not valid or just plain idiotic.


    EXCUSE ME?!!! DON'T CALL ME NAMES!!! HOW DARE YOU!! Have you seen Brian since the show came back after it was canceled in 2005? Brian has changed for the worse and everything I mentioned and everybodyelse has mentioned is right. Brian has become so unlikeable that he has become the opposite of what made him so unique. Now all of that has been thrown away. Even season 8 and the Rush Limbaugh episode brought the worse in Brian. Please look at seasons 4 to 8. Brian has changed for the worse.

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    thundercat2000

    [12]Oct 31, 2010
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    40. He is too political.


    41. Everytime Meg wants to talk to him, he cuts her off.


    42. He laughed when Meg became a flag girl.

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    TudorRose

    [14]Nov 3, 2010
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    Seems Thundercat that you only see Brian's flaws and not his good traites. You know dought have watched maybe 4 episodes per season. I've studied every episode and Brian has changed the least out of the charaters. He still has many K-9 type behaivors. Just this season he has growled at James woods, feared being left at the kenel, sniffed a bad of food and showed that he has great K-9 hearing.

    Edited on 11/03/2010 1:59pm
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    thundercat2000

    [15]Nov 4, 2010
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    I've seen those episodes too and I hope they bring back the Brian from seasons 1 to 3. That was when he was a good character. I blame the writers for what they have done to him.

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    ZoneHero

    [16]Nov 22, 2010
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    43. He blamed Stewie for standing under an air vent back stage on the Real Show. He actually thought that standing backstage meant he gets special treatment.


    44. Even after making a total jerk of himself, he doesn't really openly acknowledge that everything he was doing was his fault...


    45.He is apparently openly racist to Asians as well as African American.

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    thundercat2000

    [17]Feb 6, 2011
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    46. He didn't give Stewie a proper apology. He just talked around it.


    47. He left Stewie out in rain while he took a cab home.


    49. To pass a drug test, he tried to get urine from Stewie. This was from "420".

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    moonis027

    [18]Feb 13, 2011
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    50. He Left Stewie in a tanning machine for 6 hours.

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    BenWaldburger

    [19]Feb 13, 2011
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    ^That's not his fault. He just simply forgot.
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    FOP_fan17

    [20]Feb 13, 2011
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    ^Yeah, I think he fell asleep on the couch or something....it was an honest mistake. Stewie can build a time machine, but he can't get himself out of a tanning bed?
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