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    skull555

    [181]Aug 18, 2008
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    RainbowStewie, yours are always Awesome, and this one is really Awesome! Great job!
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    GIRBoyZIM

    [182]Aug 18, 2008
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    I Killed Peter's Great Grandmother, Part 1: After Peter finds out that his great grandmother got ran over, he finds a way to find the killer. But, he soon realizes notes and riddles, saying he's next and he might die next. What will Peter do?

    The One Who Hires a Bodyguard, Part 2: Peter decides to hire a bodyguard to help him with his issues, but becomes even worse when Peter finds out that the killer is getting closer and closer. In the end of the episode, Peter is shocked and finds out its Brian!

    Brian, Brian, Stewie?: Peter punishes Brian, by kicking him out but he soon realizes it's not Brian and finds out it was Stewie but then realizes it wasn't Stewie... it was him!

    I know they suck I was just making them up

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    rainbowstewie

    [183]Aug 18, 2008
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    I think they're funny!

    Stewie-plegic:

    While playing on the playground, Stewie attempts a complicated gymnastics routine on the jungle gym, but after his finish he ends up falling off and breaking his leg. Brian gets him to the hospital, and Stewie has to stay in a baby-sized wheelchair for six weeks. Peter, not wanting Stewie to mope around the house complaining about not being able to walk, tries to sic him on Joe, but Stewie wants to otherwise, although he changes his mind after seeing Joe in action as a cop.

    Meanwhile, Meg decides to start a babysitting service to earn some cash for a swimsuit that she wants, and gets a long-term job babysitting Bertram, who tries to destroy her. But before he can go through with his ultimate plan, Meg gets enough money for the bathing suit, Bertram's mom soesn't need her to babysit anymore, and she leaves. And she looks good in her new swimsuit, even though Peter says it looks hideous.
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    skull555

    [184]Aug 19, 2008
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    RainbowStewie, once again, I love them! Really Awesome job making them all! You should write for Family Guy!
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    rainbowstewie

    [185]Aug 19, 2008
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    Talent Suckies:

    The Quahog Talent Show is back on (from ''Deep Throats'') and Brian really wants to enter to get closer to one of the judges, a woman named Sarah. He has no act, but then one day hears Stewie singing in his bedroom, tells him how great he sounds, asks him and Peter to help him form a singing group for the show, and soon they begin. But when Brain hears another one of the preformer's buatiful svoice singing, he wonders if Stewie is good enoigh and makes Stewie practice harder, and more often. But this, however, results in Stewie losing his voice a mere half-hour before they're supposed to go on! They try everything to get his voice back, but it doesn't work. When they go onstage they are bood, but then Stewie's voice miraculouasly comes back and they win the show!

    Meanwhile, Meg and Chris put together a magic act, but they don't have enough extra cash to rent a bunny. So they try and get Bertram to be part of their act. But even after they practically force him to put on the bunny costume, he refuses, batlles them with his raygun (Chris and Meg have swords from their sword-swalloing act) and wins, then goes back to his comedy routing, which comes in a close second in the show. Meg and Chris's act don't even make the rankings.
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    skull555

    [186]Aug 20, 2008
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    Awesome idea, RainbowStewie! Great job!
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    Omega_Porunga

    [187]Aug 22, 2008
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    Sorry I was gone so long but I'm finally back.
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    rainbowstewie

    [188]Aug 22, 2008
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    Huant of the Spook House:

    Rumors have spread around that there is a huanted house in Quahog, an abonded old mansion with broken windows, crooked shutters, chipped paint, and creaky stairs. Apperantly, a widowed husband was murdered in it, and Stewie and Brian,curious, go and investigate the house for clues. They find a bunch of faulty leads and come close to discovering the truth until the two are seperated by a hidden trap door,and now Stewie must search out a way to rescue Brian all by himself. A series of spooky and oddly humourous events occure, scaring Stewie but not ruining his determination. He finds Brian, and despite their scary mishaps see the case through to the end. Turns out, the widow killed himself with a knife becuase he accidentally drank moldy expired milk.

    Meanwhile, Peter takes over Lois's piano lessons while she vivits her parents alone. He, unfortunatly, stinks at the piano, but uses up the hours with his students messing around, The spotlight is on him, though, when he needs to play a song to prove to the angered parents that he's fit to teach piano. Not wanting to make Lois lose any students, he makes up a song and gets away with it, saving Lois's career.
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    skull555

    [189]Aug 23, 2008
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    Great job! That is another Awesome one!
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    rainbowstewie

    [190]Aug 23, 2008
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    How Do I love You?:

    A man named Peter Mason (I'm gonna call him PM so that we're not confused with the real Peter) calls Lois to set up piano lessons for his son Daryll. Lois accepts, but before they hang up, Lois forgets that it's not really her Peter and says ''I love you'' to him. She is embarrased at first but is sure he forgot, so she lets herself forget about it, too. Until he comes by with Daryll the next day for lessons and brings Lois a bouquet of roses. It just so happens that Peter had lost Lois's wedding ring the day before, so without a ring, PM thinks she's available. For the next few weeks PM gives Lois presents such as chocolate, flowers, poems, and love songs. But then one day, after Daryll's piano lesson, PM asks him to walk home on his own so he can talk to Lois for a while, and as soon as he leaves, PM takes off his shirt and attempts to get it on with Lois. Peter, who was in the dark about this, wlaks in just then after work and beats PM up, then kicks him out of the house. Lois then explains what happened, and Peter forgives her by sleeping with her. But after they do, Peter says, ''Lois, why didn't you tell me before? I would've understood why you had the hots for my gay best frind from high school.''

    Meanwhile, Brian helps Stewie with his video for ''iCarly''.
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    skull555

    [191]Aug 24, 2008
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    Another Awesome Family Guy episode idea, RainbowStewie!
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    halozi2

    [192]Aug 24, 2008
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    i have one

    meg and her father pt 1:meg's real father visits and wants meg

    to stay with him. she spends a couple of days there then she finds out

    he is rich.so she stays there.meanwhile the family is miserable without her

    so they try to get her back.then something shocking happens he dies

    meg and her father pt 2:after her father dies she reads his

    will and learns that he left her everything he owns and

    being rich goes to their head.meanwhile stewie and brian

    switch bodies for a day because of stewies teleporter.

    then the griffens get sued for everything they own.

    poor griffins pt 3 :After they lose all their money,the griffins

    become homeless and learn a lesson,exept peter who tries

    to get their money back

    peter who?:peter hits his head and gets amnesia

    do you like it

    Edited on 08/24/2008 8:00pm
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    rainbowstewie

    [193]Aug 24, 2008
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    Yeha, they're pretty good.

    Brian's All-Stars:

    Lois signs Stewie up for the local little league team, but just when a big game is schedualed for the end of the month, the coach chokes on his whistle and dies. Stewie asks Brian if he can be the coach at least until the big game, and he accepts. However, when they go to the next practice, he finds out the team is very lame: The only people on it are Stewie, Bertram, Cleveland Jr., and Charlie Brown(!). They all stink at the game, so it's up to Brian to whip the team into shape in time for the big game. He succeeds, with the exception of poor Charlie Brown. On the day of the big game, everyone is ready, until they find out that he other team canceled and sent Peppermint Patty's team in place of them. They almost get creamed by Patty's team, until Stewie hits a great ball in the last inning and earns them victory!

    Meanwhile, after a big fight with the Ernie the Giant Chicken, Peter thinks he has finally killed him, feels great about it, then feels guilty. So he arranges his funeral for him. On the day of the funeral, they are about to put Ernie's casket in the grave when he suddenly pops out, perfectly fien. He was apperantly in a coma. He and Peter hug, but then go all over town again in a raging battle. Peter, in the end, looking at the chicken lying in a bloody pile, cries, ''Oh, my god, I killed him!''. But then Ernie says,'' No, I'm fine''. Peter says, ''Oh. Well, wanna see a movie?''. Ernie says, ''Sure, but nothing with Morgan Freeman.'' Peter says through gritted teeth, ''I love Morgan Freeman'' and the fight goes on.
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    halozi2

    [194]Aug 24, 2008
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    i have another

    STEWIE ON TV:stewie builds a satelite dish to stop peter

    from complaining about missing a football game but a

    storm transports him into tv.soon brian gets into tv too.

    shows stewie enters scooby doo,spongebob,cooking show,

    football,teletubbies,andwilly wonka

    NIGHTMARE ON SPOONER STREET:It is raining

    outside on holloween so the family tries to tell

    stories to eachother peter tells the NIGHT OF THE PAW TUCKET GHOST

    stewie tells THE BEAR(spoof of the fly).brian tells THE WAREWOLF OF QUAHOG

    meg tells THE INVISIBEL GIRL and lois tells THE GOOP(spoof of the blob)

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    halozi2

    [195]Aug 24, 2008
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    i have another one

    THE SUPER GRIFFIN ALLIANCE VS THE EVIL 2:tired of losing ernie the giant chicken

    and the evil monkey team up to kill peter and chris through a series of plans.soon peter and chris find

    out and flee the country to get all the griffins to form an alliance to kill them.

    meanwhile stewie and brian meet up with stu again (from stu and stewies exellent

    adventure)and he tells them the future is in danger of an earthquake that will

    kill everyone exept him.

    meanwhile lois and meg travel on a vacation to hawaii but the plane lands in

    the south again(from to love and die in dixie) and the town gets mad at them

    on a scale of 1 to 10 what do you think

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    rainbowstewie

    [196]Aug 24, 2008
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    10, easy! That was super good!
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    skull555

    [197]Aug 25, 2008
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    Yeah, that was really Awesome!
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    Omega_Porunga

    [198]Aug 25, 2008
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    Irish father's day: Mickey Mcfinnigan comes to live with the griffins for a week but starts to make their lives miserable and to top it all off he tries to get people under the age of 21 allowed to drink alcohol.
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    TeemerDJ

    [199]Aug 25, 2008
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    TeemerDJ wrote:
    TeemerDJ wrote:
    TeemerDJ wrote:

    Father's Day: It's Father's Day in Quahog, and Peter's dad Mickey McFinnigan arrives in town and causes the Griffins some trouble with his constant drinking. Meanwhile, Chris, Meg, and Stewie shop for a gift for Peter, and Brian's son is in town and wants his father to give him "the talk".

    Newlyweds: Because he won "The Bachelorette" Brian has been asked to do a wedding show with Brooke, and to fake their marriage for a new reality show. Peter and Lois renew their wedding vows.

    The Newbie: Because Cleveland is moving back to Virginia, Peter, Joe, and Quagmire have "New Friend Auditions" in Quahog, but when they seem to pick the perfect guy, Peter feels that he is being replaced in his group and needs to get rid of the new guy, Lance. Meanwhile, Stewie tries to become friends with Lance's kids...but it's not working out.

    Brian Griffin must Die: All of Brian's exes; Jillian, Shauna, and even his son's mom get together to get revenge on Brian for hurting them. Meanwhile, Lois pretends to be Quagmire's girlfriend so that he can make another woman jealous.

    Family Gathering: The Griffins are having a family reunion, but Peter is ashamed of his family. Meanwhile, Brian tries to reconnect with his long lost brothers and sisters. And, Bertram and Stewie have another meeting.

    Where in the world is Meg Griffin: Because of a trick played on her by Connie and all the popular kids where they throw her out in the desert, Meg loses her memory. She walks into a small town, and begins a waitressing job with the name "Dawn", and has a great life, and even has a boyfriend. Meanwhile, back in Quahog, The Griffins are frantically searching for Meg, when tehy learn that Meg was with the popuolar kids the day she dissapeared, Peter chains them in the basement, and forces them to tell what happened. When Peter and Lois do find Meg, she gets her memory back, but she has to make a choice on wether to stay and have a great life or go back to her family in Quahog and be treated like crap, or will Peter make the decision for her? Meanwhile, now that Meg is gone, Stewie turns her room into a book club/ sexy party room.

    Easy Way In:

    Brian is finally able to get his novel published, but by sleeping with the publisher, when Lois finds out she tries to convince Brian to rely on his morals. Meanwhile, Peter thinks that a lady is a witch, after he, Joe, and Quagmire play a prank on her and bad things continue to happen to him.

    Edited on 08/25/2008 5:54pm
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    rainbowstewie

    [200]Aug 25, 2008
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    I like it!

    Return of Joan:

    Joan, Quagmire's deceased wife, comes back after begging Death to give her another chance, for she was desperate to see Quagmire again. Quagmire, remembering their terrible marriage but still finding her hot, takes her out to dinner so they can catch up with each other but they end up sleeping together. Joan ends up pregnant, and thinks Quagmire should marry her becuase he is the father. Quagmire doesn't want this, so he flees from Quahog to start a new life alone in Connecticut. Peter goes after him, along with Joe and Cleveland, to search him out. After they find him, they tell him he needs to return becuase it turns out Quagmire is not the real father. It's really Ted Turner... again. WQuagmire, relieved, returns to Quahog to see Joan-- only to find out that she got an abortion and is moving far away to start a new life of her own with a man she knows will love her. Quagmire doesn't care.

    Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian somehow become cheerleaders for the football team at Meg and Chris's school, but in order to cheer at the practices and games, they have to be girls. So they disguise as girls in wigs and all the essentials in order to stay on the team. But while cheering at the biggest game of the season, their wigs fall off during a baclwards flip and they are almost litterally kicked off the filed. But then Stewie and Brian give an impressive speech saying thet it shouldn't matter whether you're a boy or girl, or black or gay and the speech lasts all of halftime, but in the end, becuase of thier great devotion to the team, they are allowed to stay on ti. They cheer their best and pep the team to a win. But after that, they find it a little gay of them and give it up to try out for the hockey team.
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