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    covarockangelz

    [161]Feb 9, 2008
    • member since: 03/29/07
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    Character-Peter

    Quote-"see that you see that bad rock" we do that outside.

    weere peter get's his fingers blew off that is FREAKIN' SAD

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    RJPala

    [162]Feb 14, 2008
    • member since: 02/14/08
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    Characters -
    1.Peter Griffin
    2.Stewie Griffin
    3.Adam West

    Episodes -
    1.Road to Europe
    2.Da Boom
    3.Thin White Line

    Quotes -
    1. Mike Tyson once punched his wife, but thats not funny. Heeee Haa.
    2. He rubbed her shoulder sensually, that's not sexy, you can't 'do' someone in the shoulder.
    3. Peter: Brian, there is a message in my cereal it says, "Ooooooooo" [Peter, those are cheerios
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    vendbien

    [163]Feb 18, 2008
    • member since: 11/10/07
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    I have a new 'least favorite' - GI Jose. We know MacFarlane pokes fun at anyone and everyone, the 'Jose' character at the beginning of "Back to the Woods" struck me as a little to racist and cheap - even for Seth.

    Edited on 03/04/2008 2:24pm
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    Kevin-V

    [164]Feb 18, 2008
    • member since: 09/12/06
    • level: 1
    • rank: Weatherman
    • posts: 5

    Least Favorite Joke:

    Episode: Blue Harvest

    Herbert, as Obi-Wan Kenobi, sings "I've Had the Time of My Life" from Dirty Dancing to Chris, as Luke Skywalker. The pedophile joke's over; we get it. Why draw it out with a rather bland musical number, knowing you could never top "Shipoopi?"

    Favorite Joke:

    Episode: Blue Harvest

    The Performance Artist, as Greedo, hassles Peter, as Han Solo. The entire exchange is classic. "Wa ta see-to, Solo?"

    Favorite Characters:

    Adam West
    Cleveland
    Chris
    Stewie

    Least Favorite Characters:

    Quagmire
    Herbert
    Meg

    Favorite Episode:

    Brian Wallows and Peter Swallows

    Favorite Line:

    Adam West: "Does anyone wanna play Stratego? I have Stratego."

    Edited on 02/18/2008 8:30pm
    Edited 2 total times.
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    Chazy77

    [165]Feb 26, 2008
    • member since: 09/24/07
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    Fuad is an excellent character - ''ah, open-heart surgery not easy at all...''

    Definitely one of the funniest moments also has to be the chick flick Peter made. ''Fin.'' Had me in stitches!
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    walter7mm

    [166]Feb 26, 2008
    • member since: 07/03/03
    • level: 1
    • rank: Weatherman
    • posts: 2

    quotes:

    Toy: The cow goes mooo

    Peter: Ahh, of course, of course..

    Peter: I find it shallow and pedantic.

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    Whizkid103

    [167]Feb 27, 2008
    • member since: 11/19/07
    • level: 15
    • rank: Ginsu Knife
    • posts: 1,889
    Favorites:
    Charcters:
    Stewie
    Brian
    Peter

    Episodes:
    All of season 1-3, 5

    Chick Cancer

    Stewie Loves Lois

    Mother Tucker

    Don't Make Me Over

    Quotes:
    Brian: Okay, now insert rod A into slot B
    Peter: That's what-
    Brian: If you say that's what she said one more time, I'll sock you.

    Stewie: Damn you, damn the brocolii, and damn the Wright brothers!

    Peter: Mike Tyson beat his wife once, but that's not funny. Hehehehehheheh.

    Peter: I brought you the greatest gift of all. A childs laughter. Ehehehe!

    Peter(thinking): Don't say doin you wife Don't say doin you wife.Don't say doin you wife.
    (Outloud)
    Doin' your.........son?

    Peter: Children under four shouldn't smoke!

    Stewie: Ugh, all this time keeping people from having sex. Now I know how the Catholic Church feels! BAZING!

    Peter: Jesus loves me, he loves me a bunch, cuz he always puts Skippy in my lunch.

    Stewie: Well, actually it's Stewie, but you ca- you can call me Cookie if you'd like.

    Brian: I would eat your poo.

    Micheal Jackson(Kid): The kid in me loves the frosted side
    (Adult) But the adult in me loves the kid in me!

    Least favorites:
    Episodes:
    All of Season 7(So far)
    Perfect Castaway

    Characters:
    Herbert
    Meg
    Lois

    Quotes:
    None
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    mysticbeam

    [168]Feb 29, 2008
    • member since: 10/22/07
    • level: 11
    • rank: Red Shirted Lt.
    • posts: 1,269
    favorite quotes:
    stewie: Sunshine and farts! What the hell kind of question is that?!

    Brian sticks his hand in Mayor West's bag of popcorn)
    Brian: What the hell is this.
    Mayor West: It's creamed corn. I brang it from home because I don't like the creamed corn thay have here. It's to crunchy

    Carter Pewterschmidt: Huh! Didn't realize Greenberg was a Jedi name.

    Betty White: Welcome to Peterotica on tape. I'm Betty White reading "The Hot Chick Who Was Italian or Maybe Some Kind of Spanish" by Peter Griffin. Chapter one, Oh god, you should have seen this one hot chick. She was totally Italian...or maybe some kind of Spanish

    Herbert: (to Brian) You get off my property, you pervert!

    Mayor West: (hit by brick and starts to bleed) My God I'm a tomato! Joe: So sweetie, you ready to go get some new notebooks and protractors and slacks?
    Chris: I want blue jeans.
    Joe: (yelling) You're getting SLACKS!

    characters:
    stewie
    adam west
    cleveland
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    RINx437LS

    [169]Mar 2, 2008
    • member since: 10/30/07
    • level: 13
    • rank: Regal Beagle
    • posts: 242

    MY #1 favourite character: Quagmire

    Favorite Episode: Stewie Kills Lois/ Lois Kills Stewie Rhode/to Rhode Island

    Least Favorite episode: Sibling Rivary

    Least Favorite Character: TBA

    Best 2 Moments: Peter vs Ernie in "No Chris Left Behind" Stewie Shooting Lois.

    Best Gag: Peter's breakfast machine in which peter gets shot by the gun that comes with.

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    vendbien

    [170]Mar 3, 2008
    • member since: 11/10/07
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    Rerun of "..Village Idiot..." just came on. They start out in Quagmire's mountain cabin and Peter sits down on the couch as Lois flicks a switch on the wall...

    Knockout gas spews out of the light fixture and Peter goes limp; Robot arms come out of couch and spread Peter's legs; another arm comes out and strips Peter's clothes as a disco ball drops out of the ceiling and splashes light all over; another arm comes out and turns Peter onto his stomach with arms outstretched, 'doggy style'.

    It all happens in about 10 seconds... oh that's right, this is Quagmire's 'getaway' spot.

    Remind me never to visit Seth MacFarlane's mountain cabin.

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    thefamilyguyguy

    [171]Mar 8, 2008
    • member since: 02/16/08
    • level: 11
    • rank: Red Shirted Lt.
    • posts: 57

    Favourite Character: Stewie

    Least favourite characters: Goldman family

    Favourite quote: "Holy crip he's a crapple."

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    cyberdarkkid

    [172]Mar 8, 2008
    • member since: 10/13/07
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    This one is recent from the last episode Play it again, Brian it's a funny one

    Stewie: So, what happened sport? Come on, talk to your pal Stewie.

    Brian: Alright, but only because I've gotta tell somebody. I pretty much just threw myself at Lois.

    Stewie: So, you finally did it huh? Well look Brian, as your friend, I should tell you that that vagina is ground zero man. I mean I just wrecked that thing on the way out, and just to be a jerk, I carved "Brooks was here" in the wall. Did you see that? Did you see "Brooks was here."

    Brian: We didn't have sex.

    Stewie: Of course with Chris going before me I pretty much just walked outta there. Didn't even have to stoop over. There was even room to twirl a cane as I strolled.

    Brian: You're exaggerating.

    Stewie: Only a little bit! That's the messed up thing.

    Edited on 03/08/2008 7:28pm
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    Monta8

    [173]Mar 8, 2008
    • member since: 01/28/08
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    cyberdarkkid wrote:

    This one is recent from the last episode Play it again, Brian it's a funny one

    Stewie: So, what happened sport? Come on, talk to your pal Stewie.

    Brian: Alright, but only because I've gotta tell somebody. I pretty much just threw myself at Lois.

    Stewie: So, you finally did it huh? Well look Brian, as your friend, I should tell you that that vagina is ground zero man. I mean I just wrecked that thing on the way out, and just to be a jerk, I carved "Brooks was here" in the wall. Did you see that? Did you see "Brooks was here."

    Brian: We didn't have sex.

    Stewie: Of course with Chris going before me I pretty much just walked outta there. Didn't even have to stoop over. There was even room to twirl a cane as I strolled.

    Brian: You're exaggerating.

    Stewie: Only a little bit! That's the messed up thing.

    I loved that one too, classic.
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    wwworldclique

    [174]Mar 9, 2008
    • member since: 09/15/07
    • level: 4
    • rank: Thighmaster
    • posts: 32

    Least Favorite--

    Background Character: Herbert Joke: Anne Frank joke/ the "Scarejew"/Joe complaining about a local place being "too Puerto Riccany"

    Running Joke: Fighting Chicken/ Meg abuse/ obscure pop culture references

    Episode: If I'm Lyin', I'm Dyin'

    Character Changes: making Stewie gay (too easy to have gone there), turning some of the characters racist

    Most Favorite--

    Character: Meg

    Background Character: Gillian

    Episode: Wasted Talent

    Joke: "We like being alive! We like being alive!"

    Edited on 03/10/2008 2:23pm
    Edited 2 total times.
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    vendbien

    [175]Mar 9, 2008
    • member since: 11/10/07
    • level: 25
    • rank: Coconut Phone
    • posts: 545
    Monta8 wrote:
    cyberdarkkid wrote:

    This one is recent from the last episode Play it again, Brian it's a funny one

    Stewie: So, what happened sport? Come on, talk to your pal Stewie.

    Brian: Alright, but only because I've gotta tell somebody. I pretty much just threw myself at Lois.

    Stewie: So, you finally did it huh? Well look Brian, as your friend, I should tell you that that vagina is ground zero man. I mean I just wrecked that thing on the way out, and just to be a jerk, I carved "Brooks was here" in the wall. Did you see that? Did you see "Brooks was here."

    Brian: We didn't have sex.

    Stewie: Of course with Chris going before me I pretty much just walked outta there. Didn't even have to stoop over. There was even room to twirl a cane as I strolled.

    Brian: You're exaggerating.

    Stewie: Only a little bit! That's the messed up thing.

    I loved that one too, ****c.

    This one is certainly my favorite of the past few years because I couldn't believe what I was hearing (I think I posted on this on the episode thread),

    I have replayed it 5 or 6 times and was in the middle of submitting the quote when I saw that someone beat me to it. I really thought that there might be something from the FCC on it during the following couple of days (sort of).

    I have emailed the quote to several non-FG friends and they couldn't believe it. I think they will start watching as of tonight (even though rerun - it's new to them).

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    ThereGoesHalo3

    [176]Mar 14, 2008
    • member since: 08/31/07
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    • posts: 10,599

    My favorite episode would have to be the Stewie Kills Lois Kills Stewie tv movie.

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    Daprincessalic

    [177]Mar 15, 2008
    • member since: 11/18/06
    • level: 9
    • rank: Door Number 2
    • posts: 355
    Favorite Character: Stewie
    Least Favorite characters: Lois, Chris
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    covarockangelz

    [178]Mar 16, 2008
    • member since: 03/29/07
    • level: 8
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    Characters-Peter

    Episodes-You may now kiss the...uhh..guy who recieves

    Qoutes-WHAT THE DEUCE?
    Freakin' sweet

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    toughlove81

    [179]Mar 18, 2008
    • member since: 03/18/08
    • level: 2
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    • posts: 2

    favorite quotes :

    peter : how do you call a woman who takes forever to make a breakfast ? you call her a lois

    stewie : listen . a bullet sounds the same in any language so shut up you cow

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    Chazy77

    [180]Mar 21, 2008
    • member since: 09/24/07
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    toughlove81 wrote:

    favorite quotes :

    peter : how do you call a woman who takes forever to make a breakfast ? you call her a lois

    stewie : listen . a bullet sounds the same in any language so shut up you cow



    The Stewie one is hilarious !!
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