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    KevinMunro

    [1]Sep 4, 2006
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    This Is Mine

    A Flashback Showing Peter Being evicted From The Big Brother House By A Vote of 9 - 0 and get pissed off and starts yelling at everyone. Then Security comes and Takes Him Out.

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    rockyoursocks

    [2]Sep 4, 2006
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    Here's mine;

    Peter: Like that time I was Nicole Richie's weight manager.

    (Nicole walks in, talks one look at Peter, and says...)

    Nicole: Yeah, I'm gonna strave myself. (Walks away; flashback ends)

    Peter: (after flashback) Geez, those famous celebrety types take one look at me and they decide to go all fun house mirror on their bodies. You know it happened with hilary Duff, too.

    That's the best I can do.

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    jimbo_001

    [3]Sep 4, 2006
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    brian and peter are at a music store going past CDs like Korn, Korn on the Kob and Brokkoli:
    Peter: i could make better music than these guys
    Brian: uh, don't you remember that time you joined the band.
    Cutaway
    Drummer stick flies out of drummer's hand and hits peter's back.
    Peter: you b@*tard!
    Peter grabs guitar and starts beating the drummer to death
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    jimbo_001

    [4]Sep 4, 2006
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    brian: have you done anything with your life?
    stewie: well, there was that time i created the world

    (cutaway)
    adam (peter): hey lois, wanna apple?
    eve (lois): no, i'm fine
    god (giant stewie): just eat it b*tch! (lois gets struck by lightning)

    brian: that never happened, did it?
    stewie: shut up mutt!

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    aplourey

    [5]Sep 5, 2006
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    Peter: Remember that time when we didn't have that flashback

     (nothing happens for 20-30 secs just plain)

     Brian: Oh yeah, good times

    Edited on 09/04/2006 11:33pm
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    Ember76

    [6]Sep 5, 2006
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    Brian and Stewie's First Talk


    Little Stewie: You! What's your name? Dog?

    Brian: No, Stewie it's Brian.

    Little Stewie: Whatever. Now unless you get that ogre that says she is my "mother", I will kill you and make sure you burn in HELL!

    Brian: Why the hell should I do that?

    Little Stewie: Because, Dog, I have soiled myself and require her assistance.

    Brian: Okay....

    Little Stewie: So, will you do it?

    Brian: No. *Walks away*

    Little Stewie: Come back here, Dog! I'm getting sick from the fumes purrtruding from this thing on my ass! Damn you! *Passes out*
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    Tom1Kaskla

    [7]Sep 10, 2006
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    Chris:I haven't seen the Evil Monkey in my closet for about a week.I kind of miss him.

    *flashback showing everytime the evil monkey is shown in the series like in a 30 second clip with some 80s love song playing in the back*
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    Jenovawitness

    [8]Sep 11, 2006
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    Peter: This is almost as bad as the time me and Quagmire got backstage passes to the victoria's secret fashion show.

    Then you would see Quagmire pulling on the dressing room door handle but it wont open...
    And when it does, it's mr. universe!
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    Jenovawitness

    [9]Sep 11, 2006
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    jimbo_001 wrote:
    brian and peter are at a music store going past CDs like Korn, Korn on the Kob and Brokkoli:
    Peter: i could make better music than these guys
    Brian: uh, don't you remember that time you joined the band.
    Cutaway
    Drummer stick flies out of drummer's hand and hits peter's back.
    Peter: you b@*tard!
    Peter grabs guitar and starts beating the drummer to death

    Good idea, except how about the sick hits him in the leg and he does the "Sssss.... Ahhhhhhhh.... SSSSSSSSSSSSSS... AHHHHHH!"
    While holding his knee.
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    aplourey

    [10]Sep 11, 2006
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    Jenovawitness wrote:
    Good idea, except how about the sick hits him in the leg and he does the "Sssss.... Ahhhhhhhh.... SSSSSSSSSSSSSS... AHHHHHH!"While holding his knee.

    I didn't really like that joke initially. But as long as it doesn't go on for long time, it sounds good to with the flashback above it.
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    cpman

    [11]Sep 11, 2006
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    brian and niel goldmen are in the goldmen pharmcy

    briank neil if you want meg you need a big but.

    neil:The last time i tried to by butt inhnsers it was bad

    *flashs back to the outside of neils house*

    neil:mom can you help me?

    mrs.goldmen:*faints*

    cop:*knocks on door*randum body search!

    neil:crap!

    *ends*

    brian:your a **** loser!!!!

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    GankGaGankGank

    [13]Sep 16, 2006
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    Brian: Well, face it Peter, you've never been the babysitting type.

    (Flashback to Peter sleeping on the couch, supposed to be watching Stewie)

    A fire breaks out and the fire alarm goes off.  Peter wakes up, groggy, and sighs.  He pulls out a step-stool and climbs up to the fire alarm and pushes a "SNOOZE" button.  Then, he falls back onto the couch, immediately asleep.
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    tvFANatic20

    [14]Sep 17, 2006
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    JadenYuki2000 wrote:
    This is what came to me Peterwalks in in a foul mood)I am really mad at Lois. Brian: What for? Peter: Lois was having sex with a jew. Brian: Are mad at jews like Adolf Hitler (flashback) Peter as Hitler giving a speech in the german language then a jew throws a rock at Peter Hitler Jew:You suck Peter Hitler Nazis capture the jew

    That is ANTI-SEMITIC and not funny

    Edited on 12/17/2006 12:08pm
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    CreepyPhantom

    [15]Sep 17, 2006
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    Peter: It's like the time I joined the CIA!
    (Flashback to an American Dad scene)
    Peter: Wait, that wasn't me...
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    kokoko20

    [16]Sep 17, 2006
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    Im sorry but that's just kinda corny
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    CreepyPhantom

    [17]Sep 17, 2006
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    kokoko20 wrote:
    Im sorry but that's just kinda corny

    I don't see you coming up with one...
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    JadenYuki2000

    [18]Sep 17, 2006
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    **** I AM NOT A RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    JadenYuki2000

    [20]Sep 17, 2006
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    I am not a racist and I am sorry I cussed you out. See look most of my friends are jews,blacks,etc. I just wanted those people to understand that I want to be a comic and told them that story. Then I added that quote just a few minutes ago. I am just so sorry.
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