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    minimullen

    [21]Sep 17, 2006
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    First of all the best flashbacks that ive read are "the no flashback flashback where nothing happens." "the evil monkey and the 80s music"  "fire alarm scooze button"  "the flashback to american dad wait that wasnt me"

    now heres my flashback Peter and lois are taking a walk and peter finds money on the ground.... peter:ALL RIGHT 20 BUCKS!

    lois: We better find the moneys rightful owners  "shows some people walking a 20 dollar bill with a leash" "good boy bill!" bill makes dog noises"

    Peter: o c'mon lois im always responsible with stolen money remember that one time? "shows peter find money and give it to the people who dropped it"

    Lois: That never even happened

    Peter: O yeah huh "shows a different flashback of peter finding some money and jumping  on the nearest carosel."

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    CreepyPhantom

    [22]Sep 19, 2006
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    Brian: Remember the time you had your name changed?
    (Flashback to a scene in the doctor's office)
    Nurse: Ben Dover, the doctor will see you now
    Peter: He he he he he he he he...
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    merchantsflea

    [23]Sep 20, 2006
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    Lois is tucking stewie into bed.

    Stewie: Oh Lois, can the fat man sing me another lullaby? The last one was absolutely divine.

    (Flashback) Peter is singing Stewie a lullaby.

    Peter (singing): Ring around the rosies, pocket full of posies.

    Ashes, ashes we all fall down.

    Nursery rhymes are said, verses in my head.

    Into my childhood they're spoonfed.

    Hidden violence revealed, darkness that seems real.

    Look at the pages that cause all this evil.  (lyrics from Korn's Shoots and Ladders)

    Stewie falls asleep.

    Peter: Sweet dreams, my little Jame Gumb

     

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    merchantsflea

    [24]Sep 20, 2006
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    Oh my God! I'm addicted to emoticons.
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    lone_shark3025

    [25]Sep 29, 2006
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    Quagmire: Oh my God! This is worse than that time I had sex with that one-eyed chick from the future!

    (Quagmire gets out of bed with Leela.
    Quagmire: Well, Leela, how was I? How was I? (jumping on bed)
    Leela: Well, you were better than Zapp Brannigan.
    Quagmire: All right!
    Leela: However, Zapp Brannigan sucks. You were merely average.
    Quagmire: Damn.
    Leela: Well, I better go back to my own time (goes out door to see Fry and Bender on front lawn)
    Leela: Fry, what are you and Bender doing here? And what are you doing with the Professor's Time slash Doomsday machine?
    Fry: He sent me to get you. Said it was so simple any moron could figure it out.
    Bender: And I came to see how they lived back then (takes a look around and whistles). Primitive.
    Fry: Well, let's go. (sets the year 3000 on set year screen)
    Leela: Maybe I should do it. (wrestles it of Fry, but in the process Fry presses Doomsday instead of Time Travel)
    Leela: Fry, you IDIOT! You destroyed the future!
    Bender: Ah well, we're going to be here for a while. (goes into the Griffin's house). Push off, fatty! (throws Peter out) Hey sexy mama, want to learn robot style?

    I know that's long as.

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    merchantsflea

    [26]Oct 1, 2006
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    Peter: Oh Lois, don't make me do this. You know I'm not good at first impressions.

    (Flashback) Peter is on stage at a comedy club.

    Peter: Okay, okay. I'm gonna try something new. George W Bush.

    Peter(doing a bad GW): There is no nucular weapons. No nucular. Nuc-u-lar.

    Crowd heckles Peter.

    Peter: Alright, I'm not get'n them. Play me off Johnny.

    Vaudeville guy plays the piano while Peter dances off the stage. Peter falls off, crashing through the piano.

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    70sguygx

    [28]Oct 1, 2006
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    LOIS: Now you go spend some time with Meg.

    PETER: Come on Lois, you know what happened to our first son when I tried to bond with him.

    (CUTS TO DEATH STAR)

     DARTH VADER (Peter): Luke, I am your father.

     LUKE: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

    (Peter cuts of Lukes hand, he falls)

    DARTH VADER (Peter): Oh god! You okay? Oh god! Oh my god! Holy f***in' crap!

    (Cuts back to kitchen table) LOIS: Peter, you watch too much T.V.

    PETER: Damn it! Time for plan B. (Pulls out lightsaber) Don't make me do this Lois!

    Edited on 10/03/2006 1:34pm
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    Smeagol001

    [29]Oct 1, 2006
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    Peter: Remember the time when I hosted my own talk show and invited those two cartoonists?

    (On a talk show set) Peter: Welcome back to the Peter Griffin Show! Now, we have two great cartoonists with us today, they are going to share with us something very personal to them.  Please welcome the creator of The Simpsons and Futurama, Matt Groening, and co-creator of South Park, Trey Parker!

    (Everyone applauses, Matt Groening and Trey Parker walk out on to the stage)

    Peter: Now, we all know you both for the work that you have done for both your shows, but what is the big surprise?

    Matt Groening: Well Peter, um, O I can't say it is too embarassing!

    Trey Parker: Go ahead you can say it!

    Matt Groening: No I can't do it!

    Trey Parker: Fine I'll say it! Peter, Matt and I...are getting engaged!

    (The audience screams and applauses, Peter jumps up and down in excitement, and Groening and Parker kiss each other.  But as everyone settles down, a person in the audience is booing, the scene foucuses on a man which it turns out to be Matt Stone.)

    Matt Stone: Boooooo! Boooooo!

    Trey Parker: Matt Stone? what are you doing?

    Matt Stone: What are you doing marring this loser?

    Trey Parker: He is not a loser!  He is a wonderful man, not that you would understand!

    Matt Stone: Well what about me?  I gave you everything!

    Trey Stone: It's over Matt Stone! I'm marring Groening now, if you can't accept that, then you can go away!

    (Matt Stone Tears up and runs off crying).

    Edited on 10/01/2006 5:17pm
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    SLXD

    [31]Oct 2, 2006
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    I got two. Might not be that good, but its my first time.

    #1

    Peter : I wasn't this dissapointed since that time i went to Vegas.                                                                           [Flashback]                                                                                                                                                         [Eminem look alike poster banner, a bunch of depressed looking blond guys in beaters. Peter walks in dressed as Gene Simmons (Kiss)]

    Peter: Well this sucks             

    [A guy beside him is George W. dressed as Eminem]

    Peter: George Bush? What the hell are you doing here.

    Bush: SHHHH! I'm after the popular vote.

    Number 2:

    Lois: I'm going to take Stewin to the playground, Brian you want to come along?

    Brian: No thanks. I'm not allowed in the playground, remember what happened last time?

    [Flashback]

    [Little girls forcefully shoves sand down Brian's throat and keeps saying "Eat Doggie". Brians face changes from discontent to anger.]

    [Brian grabs the girl and forcefully keeps shoving her face in the sand]

    Brian: You like that? Huh? You like that? How does that taste?

    [Every parnet stares at Brian and he abruptly stops and slowly backs away. Stewie comes by the body]

    Stewie: So this is what a dead toddler looks like. I was way off.

                                                                                                 

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    lone_shark3025

    [32]Oct 2, 2006
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    Lol that was hilarious!

    Here's another one:

     Lois: I'm taking Stewie for a singing lesson. Chris do you want to come?

    Chris: Mom, you remember what happened last time I sang!

    Cutaway to Chris fronting a band.

    Chris: (singing) I don't feel any shame, I won't apologise,

                               When there ain't nowhere you can go,

                              Running away from pain when you've been victimised,

                              Tales from another broken (lyrics to the end of Green Day's Jesus Of Suburbia)

    (Old guy Herbert is in the front row, waving his cane at Chris)

                              (singing)HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME!!!!!!

    Chris then does a stage dive, right on top of Herbert, but he isn't enough to cushion his fall and he passes out).

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    SLXD

    [33]Oct 2, 2006
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    Another one

    Peter: I don't know Lois, I'm not too good with remembering faces, remember last time?

    Cutaway to Peter behind police room window looking at a bunch of girls one of whom is Meg. (She's holding #4) And one feminine guy (#1)

    Policeman: Mr. Griffin, I need you to think really hard, which one of these women is your daughter?

    Peter: I'm not sure, I want to say......................1!

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    lone_shark3025

    [34]Oct 4, 2006
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    Lois: Hey Brian, you want to come with us to Washington?
    Brian: Come on Lois, you know I'm not allowed there ever since I was George Bush's assistant.

    (Flashback to Brian in the Oval Office.
    Brian: Now Mr President, your approval ratings are down to 3%, there have been 80 more deaths in Iraq as we speak, a hurricane has hit Miami and Michael Moore and Al Gore's movies are topping the box office.
    W: What? You're only supposed to give me good news.
    Brian: Well (long pause) they cleaned the pool.
    W: I knew that talking dogs were against the Bible. (grabs AK-47, Brian starts running with Dubya shooting him).

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    lone_shark3025

    [35]Oct 4, 2006
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    Smeagol001 wrote:

    Peter: Remember the time when I hosted my own talk show and invited those two cartoonists?

    (On a talk show set) Peter: Welcome back to the Peter Griffin Show! Now, we have two great cartoonists with us today, they are going to share with us something very personal to them.  Please welcome the creator of The Simpsons and Futurama, Matt Groening, and co-creator of South Park, Trey Parker!

    (Everyone applauses, Matt Groening and Trey Parker walk out on to the stage)

    Peter: Now, we all know you both for the work that you have done for both your shows, but what is the big surprise?

    Matt Groening: Well Peter, um, O I can't say it is too embarassing!

    Trey Parker: Go ahead you can say it!

    Matt Groening: No I can't do it!

    Trey Parker: Fine I'll say it! Peter, Matt and I...are getting engaged!

    (The audience screams and applauses, Peter jumps up and down in excitement, and Groening and Parker kiss each other.  But as everyone settles down, a person in the audience is booing, the scene foucuses on a man which it turns out to be Matt Stone.)

    Matt Stone: Boooooo! Boooooo!

    Trey Parker: Matt Stone? what are you doing?

    Matt Stone: What are you doing marring this loser?

    Trey Parker: He is not a loser!  He is a wonderful man, not that you would understand!

    Matt Stone: Well what about me?  I gave you everything!

    Trey Stone: It's over Matt Stone! I'm marring Groening now, if you can't accept that, then you can go away!

    (Matt Stone Tears up and runs off crying).

    That was hilarious. One idea: maybe have one of them jump up and down on Peter's couch, Tom Cruise style.

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    shadow_777

    [36]Oct 7, 2006
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    PETER : yeah yeah lois, i have loads of movie experience. Take king kong for example...

    (Peter is Kong, on top of the empire state building, holding a blonde lois. Planes start shooting at him, and he slips and falls to the ground - where he then holds his knee in pain..

    PETER : ah ah ah ah ah ah ah)

    PETER: and, that time i was in fight club

    (Peter is Tyler, standing in a road at night with Jack)

    PETER: I want you to hit me

    Jack hits him in the ear and he holds it in pain

    PETER : ah ah ah ah ah ah ah)

    PETER: and dont forget the godfather

    (Peter is walking down the street with a mafia suit on, and suddenly starts clutching his chest in pain

    PETER : ah ah ah ah ah ah)
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    edmasterchaos

    [37]Oct 7, 2006
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    peter: (navegating the web) MAN! this internet conection is slow, almost as slow as that duel i had with yami yugi

    peter: (with a duel disk, he is still in his animation and everything else in yugioh animation) ok, i draw, and i play 2 face down cards and set 1 monster, your turn

    yamiyugi: (thinking) HOW CAN I DEFEAT SOMETHING THAT I DONT KNOW WHAT IS?!

    peter: i can hear you and how about if you draw

    yy: (gives a 20 second heart of the cards talk) ok i must draw! NO! nothing of this can help me (starts another heart of the cards talk but in second 5 peter snaps and kicks yamiyugi @$$ 

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    paperclipboy12

    [38]Oct 8, 2006
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    Where peter is going to college but the proffeser kicks him out.
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    70sguygx

    [39]Oct 8, 2006
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    edmasterchaos wrote:

    peter: (navegating the web) MAN! this internet conection is slow, almost as slow as that duel i had with yami yugi

    peter: (with a duel disk, he is still in his animation and everything else in yugioh animation) ok, i draw, and i play 2 face down cards and set 1 monster, your turn

    yamiyugi: (thinking) HOW CAN I DEFEAT SOMETHING THAT I DONT KNOW WHAT IS?!

    peter: i can hear you and how about if you draw

    yy: (gives a 20 second heart of the cards talk) ok i must draw! NO! nothing of this can help me (starts another heart of the cards talk but in second 5 peter snaps and kicks yamiyugi @$$ 


    Just about how fast every Yami Yugi duel goes.
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    Tom1Kaskla

    [40]Oct 8, 2006
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    Brian:Hey Stewie i'm going to the park.Wanna come?
    Stewie:Which park.
    Brian:Barrington.
    Stewie:I would , but uhh.I hate you.
    Sorry , that's not a flashback , but i couldnt think of a funny one.
    even this is kind of lame.
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