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    McBanka

    [121]Dec 24, 2006
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    Well this is random but here it is.

    [Opening scene:Lois and Peter are in a chocolate lifting contest and lois begins to lift a bathtub size of chocolate but needs help]
    Lois: Peter come on already I need help lifting this piece of fudge.
    Peter: After I'm done reading Yu-gi-oh card catalouge.
    [Lois starts wobbling under the weight of chocolate]
    Lois: Hurry Peter I can hold it much longer!
    Peter: In a second I'm still trying to look for that Blue eyes purple dragon some Korean told me about.
    [Lois drops the chocolate and it splatters all over her]
    Lois (angry): Ahhhh, Peter you are the worse tag team partner since sonic the hedgehog was with Mario in super smash brothers brawl.
                               ----Cutaway Starts here-----
    [Mario is getting beat-up while sonic stares]
    Mario: Sonic, you musta helpa me defeat bowsa and luigi
    Sonic: Kids theres nothing more fun then reading a book, but if someone is getting beat up by a bully Thats No good. So what do you do? First you say no way then you get out of there.
    Sonic: So what do you need again?
    [Sonic looks at Mario's ripped up body]
    Sonic: Now thats what I call rated T for teens.
                              -----Cutaway ends ---------
    If you didnt understand that joke (mostly because its a pun on sonics old tv show) then heres the alternate one
    Mario: Bring it on me bowser
    Bowser: I will mutilate you mwahahah
    Sonic: I'll stay here while you 2 fight ok.
    Mario: But sonic your my partner. I need your help or I'll lose.
    [While mario talks to sonic bowser charges up for a super attack)
    Sonic: I'm a role model and I have been dubbed to be peaceful and no violence so I'll stay back here
    Mario: But sonic I need....
    [Bowser launches a giant fireball that blows mario off the screen]
    Sonic: Now thats what I call T for Teens
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    Family-Guy-Gary

    [122]Dec 24, 2006
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    McBanka wrote:
    Well this is random but here it is.

    [Opening scene:Lois and Peter are in a chocolate lifting contest and lois begins to lift a bathtub size of chocolate but needs help]
    Lois: Peter come on already I need help lifting this piece of fudge.
    Peter: After I'm done reading Yu-gi-oh card catalouge.
    [Lois starts wobbling under the weight of chocolate]
    Lois: Hurry Peter I can hold it much longer!
    Peter: In a second I'm still trying to look for that Blue eyes purple dragon some Korean told me about.
    [Lois drops the chocolate and it splatters all over her]
    Lois (angry): Ahhhh, Peter you are the worse tag team partner since sonic the hedgehog was with Mario in super smash brothers brawl.
                               ----Cutaway Starts here-----
    [Mario is getting beat-up while sonic stares]
    Mario: Sonic, you musta helpa me defeat bowsa and luigi
    Sonic: Kids theres nothing more fun then reading a book, but if someone is getting beat up by a bully Thats No good. So what do you do? First you say no way then you get out of there.
    Sonic: So what do you need again?
    [Sonic looks at Mario's ripped up body]
    Sonic: Now thats what I call rated T for teens.
                              -----Cutaway ends ---------
    If you didnt understand that joke (mostly because its a pun on sonics old tv show) then heres the alternate one
    Mario: Bring it on me bowser
    Bowser: I will mutilate you mwahahah
    Sonic: I'll stay here while you 2 fight ok.
    Mario: But sonic your my partner. I need your help or I'll lose.
    [While mario talks to sonic bowser charges up for a super attack)
    Sonic: I'm a role model and I have been dubbed to be peaceful and no violence so I'll stay back here
    Mario: But sonic I need....
    [Bowser launches a giant fireball that blows mario off the screen]
    Sonic: Now thats what I call T for Teens

    That's really good.

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    iamnotanerd

    [123]Dec 28, 2006
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    Stewie Griffin;This is worse than when I tried to copy Da Ali G Show.

    (Stewie is in a room butt-naked. He pulls his diaper up. Clothes fly onto him. Shoes start flying to him. He turns around and faces the shoes. The shoes hit him)

    Stewie Griffin;Oh, for the love of god!

    (A paper thing starts flying and he grabs on to it. He closes the fist that has the paper thing and opens it with Rupert replacing the paper thing. Brian comes)

    Brian Griffin;Simpsons did it.

    Stewie Griffin(mutters);Dammit.

    Edited on 12/28/2006 8:31am
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    cpman

    [124]Dec 28, 2006
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    *Peter and Stuwie watch rugrats*

    Peter:Oh my god there demon babys!They can talk!!!!!!!!!!!!AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Stuwie:What part of animation does this man not understand?

    *Flash back*

    *Peter is watching a cartoon*Peter:What the hell?What is this crap on tv?!Whats this?What the hell?*A man says that Peter is a cartoon*Im a what?Oh thats it im out of here!

    *Flash back ends*

    Stuwie:This show is loseing its funnyness......S***!

    *The show gets cut off and a re-run of "The A team" comes on*

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    dark_zeratul

    [125]Dec 29, 2006
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    Family-Guy-Gary wrote:

    McBanka wrote:
    Well this is random but here it is.

    [Opening scene:Lois and Peter are in a chocolate lifting contest and lois begins to lift a bathtub size of chocolate but needs help]
    Lois: Peter come on already I need help lifting this piece of fudge.
    Peter: After I'm done reading Yu-gi-oh card catalouge.
    [Lois starts wobbling under the weight of chocolate]
    Lois: Hurry Peter I can hold it much longer!
    Peter: In a second I'm still trying to look for that Blue eyes purple dragon some Korean told me about.
    [Lois drops the chocolate and it splatters all over her]
    Lois (angry): Ahhhh, Peter you are the worse tag team partner since sonic the hedgehog was with Mario in super smash brothers brawl.
    ----Cutaway Starts here-----
    [Mario is getting beat-up while sonic stares]
    Mario: Sonic, you musta helpa me defeat bowsa and luigi
    Sonic: Kids theres nothing more fun then reading a book, but if someone is getting beat up by a bully Thats No good. So what do you do? First you say no way then you get out of there.
    Sonic: So what do you need again?
    [Sonic looks at Mario's ripped up body]
    Sonic: Now thats what I call rated T for teens.
    -----Cutaway ends ---------
    If you didnt understand that joke (mostly because its a pun on sonics old tv show) then heres the alternate one
    Mario: Bring it on me bowser
    Bowser: I will mutilate you mwahahah
    Sonic: I'll stay here while you 2 fight ok.
    Mario: But sonic your my partner. I need your help or I'll lose.
    [While mario talks to sonic bowser charges up for a super attack)
    Sonic: I'm a role model and I have been dubbed to be peaceful and no violence so I'll stay back here
    Mario: But sonic I need....
    [Bowser launches a giant fireball that blows mario off the screen]
    Sonic: Now thats what I call T for Teens

    That's really good.



    I can't believe it's not butter!
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    familyguyfan182

    [126]Dec 30, 2006
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    I'm gonna get mauled by South Park fans but here goes.....

    Peter: Aw geez, this is lamer than that time i met the guys behind South Park

    (flashes back to Peter walking down the road)

    Peter: OMG, It's Trey Parker and Matt Stone! (Walks up to Trey and Matt)

    Peter: Hey guys, you made a tv show i used to watch!

    Trey: Thanks. Always nice to meet the fans...

    Peter: I gotta ask though, what's with...............you know.....the lame swearing jokes?

    Matt: What? When have we done anything like that?

    Peter: You made a whole episode counting how many times they said the word "S*!t"!

    (Trey and Matt look at each other and start laughing uncontrollably)

    Trey: (between laughs) He..... he said a rude word! (collapses in a fit of laughter)

    Matt: I am SOOOO putting that in the next South Park episode! It's just so original! (also collapses in a fit of laughter)

    Trey: You know what else we should have? How about (giggles) how about the word "poop"

    (Trey and Matt starting rolling around in hysterics)

    Peter: (Backs away slowly while Trey and Matt are still uncontrollably giggling girlishly)

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    dark_zeratul

    [127]Dec 30, 2006
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    familyguyfan182 wrote:

    I'm gonna get mauled by South Park fans but here goes.....

    Peter: Aw geez, this is lamer than that time i met the guys behind South Park

    (flashes back to Peter walking down the road)

    Peter: OMG, It's Trey Parker and Matt Stone! (Walks up to Trey and Matt)

    Peter: Hey guys, you made a tv show i used to watch!

    Trey: Thanks. Always nice to meet the fans...

    Peter: I gotta ask though, what's with...............you know.....the lame swearing jokes?

    Matt: What? When have we done anything like that?

    Peter: You made a whole episode counting how many times they said the word "S*!t"!

    (Trey and Matt look at each other and start laughing uncontrollably)

    Trey: (between laughs) He..... he said a rude word! (collapses in a fit of laughter)

    Matt: I am SOOOO putting that in the next South Park episode! It's just so original! (also collapses in a fit of laughter)

    Trey: You know what else we should have? How about (giggles) how about the word "poop"

    (Trey and Matt starting rolling around in hysterics)

    Peter: (Backs away slowly while Trey and Matt are still uncontrollably giggling girlishly)



    *hides under bed*
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    lone_shark3025

    [128]Dec 30, 2006
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    Pablo_808 wrote:

    Here is mines.

    Peter is seen building an airplane and Brian walks up to him.

    Brian: Peter what are you doing?

    Peter: I'm gonna fulfill my life long dream as an airplane pilot, Brian. They all said I couldn't do it but now I'm gonna prove them wrong! Just like what Grandpa Griffin used to tell me. *Flashback*

    Grandpa Griffin: If we were meant to fly we wiould have propellars on our haeds and wings on our backs. Now get me a sandwich ya lardo!

    Quagmire comes in.

    Quagmire: Hey Peter. What you doing?

    Peter: I'm gonna fulfill my life long dream as an airplane pilot by building this here airplane.

    Quagmire: He he just like my grandad told me *Flashback*

    Grandpa Griffin: If we were meant to... Hey wait a minute! I'm not your Grandfather.

    Quagmire: Alright. 

    That's a rip-off of the SpongeBob ep The Sponge Who Could Fly.

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    lone_shark3025

    [129]Dec 30, 2006
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    familyguyfan182 wrote:

    I'm gonna get mauled by South Park fans but here goes.....

    Peter: Aw geez, this is lamer than that time i met the guys behind South Park

    (flashes back to Peter walking down the road)

    Peter: OMG, It's Trey Parker and Matt Stone! (Walks up to Trey and Matt)

    Peter: Hey guys, you made a tv show i used to watch!

    Trey: Thanks. Always nice to meet the fans...

    Peter: I gotta ask though, what's with...............you know.....the lame swearing jokes?

    Matt: What? When have we done anything like that?

    Peter: You made a whole episode counting how many times they said the word "S*!t"!

    (Trey and Matt look at each other and start laughing uncontrollably)

    Trey: (between laughs) He..... he said a rude word! (collapses in a fit of laughter)

    Matt: I am SOOOO putting that in the next South Park episode! It's just so original! (also collapses in a fit of laughter)

    Trey: You know what else we should have? How about (giggles) how about the word "poop"

    (Trey and Matt starting rolling around in hysterics)

    Peter: (Backs away slowly while Trey and Matt are still uncontrollably giggling girlishly)

    OMG that is hilarious!

    Here's my South Park one.

    Peter: This is lamer than that time I helped create a South Park episode.
    (Flashback to Peter in a dark room with Matt Stone and Trey Parker.)

    Trey: Hey Matt, it's writing time.
    Matt: Oh man, I hate writing episodes. You have to think so much.
    Trey: Well dude, lets go to the good old standby. Lotto ball please!
    (A lady wheels in a Lotto ball filled with names of celebrities and pop culture references.)
    (A bit of paper falls out)
    Trey: Okay, this says...uhhh..Peter, can you read this for me?
    Matt: He can't read.
    Peter: Okay, this says Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock.
    Matt: Sweet! Okay dude, lets...um...Peter, can you start us off?
    Peter: You know guys, maybe if we actually stopped wasting time on cheesy satire we'd be able to write a decent show. Like the other cartoon I worked on.

    (Flashback to Peter in a well-lit room with Seth MacFarlane, Mike Henry, Alex Borstein and the other FG writers)
    Seth: Okay guys, who should we do this ep on?
    Mike: I have an idea. Let's make Quagmire a marriage licenser.
    Alex: Good, and we can have Pam Anderson and Kid Rock come in for their marriage and divorce permit at the same time!
    (Laughter occurs, followed by intillegent conversation on the rest of the episode)
    Seth: Let's not make this too intillegent. We are writing it for Americans, and most Americans are stupid. We gotta dumb it down as much as possible so that Joe Idiot can understand what the f*** is going on.

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    JoeLostDharma

    [130]Dec 31, 2006
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    Peter:  Remember that time I was on Lost.-flashback

                                                                                    : He comeas out of nowhere and starts talking to the Losties on The Jungle.Suddenly The Polar Bear pounces on him and eats him.We then hear him inside the Bears stomach: I do not undeerstand this show!

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    passiton

    [131]Dec 31, 2006
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    Peter: This is more depressing than God's first job.

    (Flashback)

    (God is at someone's front door. He knocks and the door opens)
    God: Hello, would you like to buy this book? It's called the Bible.
    Lady: No. (she slams the door)
    Moses: I think you're using your touch.
    God: Then you try Moses! You try! 

    Edited on 12/31/2006 7:03am
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    Iank75

    [132]Dec 31, 2006
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    brian:you should do something with your life.

    peter:brian! dont you remember last time.

    brian:no.

    peterk..........just listen to the flash back.

    peterin the wwe arena drunk off his butt)i g.o..t twooo....words...for ya....suck.it!!!

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    familyguyfan182

    [133]Dec 31, 2006
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    I don't wanna make ALL my flashbacks against South Park and anger their fans, but i thought of another one

    Lois: I can't believe you broke all of the dishes!

    Peter: I was only trying to wash them and save you trouble! This is the worst thanks i've got since i saved that little kids life.

    (Flashback to Kenny from South Park walking down the street when a piano falls and is about to land on him)

    Peter: LOOK OUT KID! (runs across and pushes Kenny out of the way just in time)

    Peter: Are you ok?

    (Trey Parker and Matt Stone walk on screen)

    Matt: CUT! CUT! That was terrible, you ruined the whole thing you fat moron!

    Peter: What? What did i do?

    Trey: I spent three years of my life thinking of this scene and now it's gone! I'm finished! You ruined my life!

    (Trey runs away crying)

    Matt: There you go, you made Trey Parker cry! Happy now?

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    Tweekfan323

    [137]Jan 2, 2007
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    Family-Guy-Gary wrote:

    McBanka wrote:
    Well this is random but here it is.

    [Opening scene:Lois and Peter are in a chocolate lifting contest and lois begins to lift a bathtub size of chocolate but needs help]
    Lois: Peter come on already I need help lifting this piece of fudge.
    Peter: After I'm done reading Yu-gi-oh card catalouge.
    [Lois starts wobbling under the weight of chocolate]
    Lois: Hurry Peter I can hold it much longer!
    Peter: In a second I'm still trying to look for that Blue eyes purple dragon some Korean told me about.
    [Lois drops the chocolate and it splatters all over her]
    Lois (angry): Ahhhh, Peter you are the worse tag team partner since sonic the hedgehog was with Mario in super smash brothers brawl.
                               ----Cutaway Starts here-----
    [Mario is getting beat-up while sonic stares]
    Mario: Sonic, you musta helpa me defeat bowsa and luigi
    Sonic: Kids theres nothing more fun then reading a book, but if someone is getting beat up by a bully Thats No good. So what do you do? First you say no way then you get out of there.
    Sonic: So what do you need again?
    [Sonic looks at Mario's ripped up body]
    Sonic: Now thats what I call rated T for teens.
                              -----Cutaway ends ---------
    If you didnt understand that joke (mostly because its a pun on sonics old tv show) then heres the alternate one
    Mario: Bring it on me bowser
    Bowser: I will mutilate you mwahahah
    Sonic: I'll stay here while you 2 fight ok.
    Mario: But sonic your my partner. I need your help or I'll lose.
    [While mario talks to sonic bowser charges up for a super attack)
    Sonic: I'm a role model and I have been dubbed to be peaceful and no violence so I'll stay back here
    Mario: But sonic I need....
    [Bowser launches a giant fireball that blows mario off the screen]
    Sonic: Now thats what I call T for Teens

    That's really good.



    FamilyGuyGary and McBanka must have A LOT of time on their hands. They must stay up all night thinking of these things. Now that's dedication.
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    Tweekfan323

    [138]Jan 2, 2007
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    I got one PERFECT for Family Guy's style! Hooray!

    (Peter walks in and takes a dump on the floor)
    Peter - My God! This smells bad!
    Brian - It's worse than the time you went swimming in the ses-pool.

    Peter - Oh God! Oh God! Holy crap! Holy crap! Freakin sweet! Freakin sweet!
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    123IKEREESE

    [139]Jan 2, 2007
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    Tweekfan323 wrote:
    I got one PERFECT for Family Guy's style! Hooray!

    (Peter walks in and takes a dump on the floor)
    Peter - My God! This smells bad!
    Brian - It's worse than the time you went swimming in the ses-pool.

    Peter - Oh God! Oh God! Holy crap! Holy crap! Freakin sweet! Freakin sweet!



    hahah good one.
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    Family-Guy-Gary

    [140]Jan 2, 2007
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    Tweekfan323 wrote:
    I got one PERFECT for Family Guy's style! Hooray! (Peter walks in and takes a dump on the floor) Peter - My God! This smells bad! Brian - It's worse than the time you went swimming in the ses-pool. Peter - Oh God! Oh God! Holy crap! Holy crap! Freakin sweet! Freakin sweet!

    You must have alot of time on your hands as you keep on coming to the Family Guy forums. . .Seriously, get a life. And if you want me to do a South Park scenario i'll do one. . .But seriously, you have nothing better to do, you keep on coming to Family Guy to bash it. . .What's the point?

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