Peter: Look at this place. They never serve any of this food anymore! Hamburgers, french fries, Coke...ha ha. I bet you kids have no idea what I'm talking about.
Meg: So Jesus, finish that story you were telling us. Jesus: Oh, all right. So there I was. They just beaten me senseless. Stuck thorns in my head. Nailed me to the piece of wood. Showed the sponge full of vinegar in my mouth and killed me. Then they put me into hole with a rock in front of it for two whole days. And come Sunday, bam! I rise from the dead. Peter: Okay, that's a naughty weekend but I can trump it. So me and Cleveland and Joe are just wrecked on certain comfort right? We know we gonna puke but Joe says "Hey let's see Chronicles of Riddick" Sat through the whole thing without puke and when I get home wouldn't you know I lost my glasses. Huh? Peter 1 - Jesus 0.
Peter: Who did it?! Stewie: Who did what, pop? Brian: Yes, Peter. What has you upset? Peter: Surfin' Bird is gone! I took it to bed, had sex with it, it fell asleep in my arms, and this morning, it's gone! Lois: Well Peter, nobody here would steal from you. Peter: Oh, no-one had a motive, Lois? You all had a motive! Every one of ya! You knew that I changed my will and left everything to the record, and that's why you wanted the record out of the way. Meg wanted to get a passport for her twin sister, to get her out of the country, but the record wouldn't allow it. But Meg didn't count on me discovering that she has no twin sister, and that Meg herself was recently released from the sanitarium, and that's where Chris came into the picture. Chris: (points a gun at Peter) So, you got it all figured out, do ya? You couldn't leave well enough alone? Peter: You won't fire at me, Chris. You don't got the stomach for it. (Chris pulls the trigger, and the gun fires water at Peter) Chris: (laughs) I'm sorry, Dad. I've no idea what you're talking about.
Chris: Mom, how come when Jesus revealed himself to the world he got famous, but when I revealed myself to the world, I got suspended from school for five days?
Chris: (to waiter) Wow, are you a robot? Waiter: No, silly. It's the 1950's and I have polio. Chris: Wow, I've never heard of that before. Peter: Oh yeah, Chris. Polio back then is like AIDS today; except people with polio get into heaven.
Seth MacFarlane was nominated for the 2009 Primetime Emmy Award for "Outstanding Voice-over performance" for playing Peter in this episode.
Records The covers of the albums In Utero by Nirvana, Automatic For The People by R.E.M. and The Dark Side Of The Moon by Pink Floyd are seen on the background of Jesus Christ's record store.
George W. Bush: The American people may have turned against the war but I answer to a higher power. I answer to a power of Jesus Christ.
Peter: Oh, that's funny, because I happen to have Jesus Christ right here.
Jesus: I've heard what you're saying. You know nothing of my work. How you ever got to be president of anything is totally amazing.
Peter: Wouldn't it be great if life would be like this?
The scene is a parody of the movie Annie Hall, when Alvy and Annie are waiting in line to see a movie and the man behind them is criticizing Marshall McLuhan.
Keeping up appearances When Peter answers the phone saying: "Griffin residence Peter speaking!" it's a reference to the British series Keeping up appearances.
Office Space The scene depicting the destruction of the record is a parody of a scene from the movie Office Space. Where Peter, Michael and Samir destroy the copy/fax machine.
Mission Impossible When Stewie lowers Brian from the ceiling to take the record from Peter, it is a scene similar to one in the movie Mission Impossible.
I Dream of Jesus The title of this episode is a parody of the 1960s TV show I Dream of Jeannie.
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