Seth MacFarlane |
Peter Griffin as Han Solo, Stewie Griffin as Darth Vader, Brian Griffin as Chewbacca, Glen Quagmire as C3PO, Carter Pewterschmid |
Alex Borstein |
Lois Griffin as Princess Leia |
Seth Green |
Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker |
Mila Kunis |
Meg Griffin as the Sarlaac |
Mike Henry (VI) |
Cleveland Brown as R2D2, Herbert as Obi Wan Kenobi, Rallo Tubbs as Nien Nunb |
Dee Bradley Baker |
Klaus as Admiral Ackbar |
Guest Star |
Carrie Fisher |
Mon Mothma |
Guest Star |
Michael Dorn |
Lieutenant Worf |
Guest Star |
H. Jon Benjamin |
Carl as Yoda |
Recurring Role |
Johnny Brennan |
Mort Goldman as Lando Calrissian |
Recurring Role |
Max Burkholder |
Will Robinson |
Recurring Role |
Chris: Uh, Dad, one question: what do you got against Seth Green?
Peter: Uh, tch, I just think he's a douche. You got a problem with that?
Chris: Well, we're all entitled to our own opinion. For example, me, I think Seth MacFarlane's a douche.
Peter: What's that now?
Lois: Yeah, I don't like him either.
Meg: Yeah, me neither.
Stewie: Wait a second, I hear he's a pretty nice guy.
Brian: Yeah, good-looking guy. Talented, young.
Chris: Talented? He ripped off The Simpsons.
Lois: Yeah, he watched TV in the 80s. We get it.
Meg: And he only puts out, like, ten new episodes a year.
Chris: And then he splits those up into five DVD sets.
Peter: He doesn't make those decisions, Chris. Those decisions are made at the corporate level.
Chris: But he still takes the money every week. How noble.
Lois: And doesn't he have a whole staff that writes those episodes anyway?
Peter: Well, I would-I wouldn't know about that, but I-I think...and I hope, Chris, that ultimately, people will just remember the laughter. (the family all look around at each other)
Peter: The end. And that's the final chapter in the Star Wars saga.
Meg: What about the prequels?
Peter: I think the Cleveland Show is gonna do those.
Darth Vader (Stewie): Give yourself to the dark side, Luke.
Luke (Chris): I will not fight you.
Darth Vader (Stewie): Well, all right. I guess that's no problem. I can always get Seth Green to fight me. He'll do anything for money. I mean, did you see Sex Drive? Oh, of course you didn't. You're a person. Of course, I guess it did respectable foreign numbers. Asians really liked it. And you gotta hand it to Seth Green. I mean, he works hard, you know? I mean, the work is much harder when you know the project is no good. Still, all those small paychecks must add up. I wonder if his fan base knows how Jewish he really is.
Emperor Palpatine (Carter): Look at that! Blowing up rebel ships! Bet that gets you going. You hate me now? Come on. Take that lightsaber and try to strike me down, and your journey to the dark side will be complete.
Luke (Chris): I've seen a lot of ships get blown up. It's no big deal.
Emperor Palpatine (Carter): Yeah, I guess that wouldn't get under my skin, either. Not the way Seth Green gets under my skin.
Luke (Chris): Huh?
Emperor Palpatine (Carter): Yeah. Boy, that guy rubs me the wrong way. I mean, has he ever made anything successful? Greg the Bunny, Four Kings, and that godawful puppet show. It's on, like, channel 100 or something.
Luke (Chris): Well, I think he's had some successes. Buffy the Vampire Slayer was successful.
Emperor Palpatine (Carter): It was not popular. Entertainment Weekly said it was popular, but it wasn't. Hardly anybody watched that show.
Darth Vader (Stewie): Yeah, I never caught it.
Luke (Chris): Well, he's been in some big movies. The Austin Powers movies grossed, like, a billion dollars.
Emperor Palpatine (Carter): What, because of Seth Green? Do you ever hear anyone say, "Hey, looks go see that new Austin Powers, Seth's Green's in it"?
Luke (Chris): You're not getting to me, man. You're talking about an actor who I happen to enjoy.
Emperor Palpatine (Carter): Well, I certainly enjoyed him in Entourage, 'cause in that show he was playing himself, an asshole.
R2-D2 (Cleveland): Oh, Luke! Did you want me to throw you your lightsaber?
Luke (Chris): Yeah, about ten minutes ago!
R2-D2 (Cleveland): Just so you know, the compartment I keep your lightsaber in is my rectum.
(as an AT-ST approaches Han, Leia, R2-D2, and C-3PO)
Han (Peter): Holy crap, stay back!
(Chewbacca opens the hatch at the top of the AT-ST)
Chewbacca (Brian): Hey, bitches! I just killed like 50 Stormtroopers!
Han (Peter): Wow, that thing is really cool!
Chewbacca (Brian): Damn right, it is! See that squirrel over there? Hi, little squirrel. Kachow! (fires at the squirrel, which destroys it) Ooh!
Han (Peter): Hey, why don't you blast open this door, and then we can, uh...
Chewbacca (Brian): (a butterfly flies past) Hey, a butterfly! Aw, look at those beautiful wings flappin. But, uh oh, here comes ka-slice! (destroys the butterfly with another shot, then a hummingbird flies past) Hey, speedy little hummingbird! You're so fast, aren't you? Oh, but are you as fast as this? Ka-skingow! (destroys the hummingbird with another shot, then he notices a beehive) Whoa, what do we have here? A fully-formed beehive! Must've taken months to build that guy. Well guess what? Skadoosh! (fires the lasers, creating two holes in the beehive which bees pour out of and then attack Chewbacca) Aaaah! Oh God! Aaaah! Oh my God! Aaah!
Leia (Lois): Should we help him?
Han (Peter): Eh...
Chewbacca (Brian): (walks on, covered in welts) I think...I think...I think...(faints)
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
C-3P0 (Quagmire) sings the theme song to the Ewoks, although he changes some lyrics to Ewok language.
Caddyshack
After a minute and a half of nodding, a scene reuses some footage of Judge Smails saying "Well!? We're waiting!"
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