Family Guy

Season 5 Episode 2

Mother Tucker

Aired Sunday 9:00 PM Sep 17, 2006 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • Tom Tucker: Can I get you some punch?
      Thelma: Oh no, see, if you're one of ten million americans like me...
      (cuts to a man in a chair)
      Man: Like me.
      (cuts to a woman on a tennis court)
      Woman: Like me.
      (cuts back to the community center)
      Thelma: ...with a bladder control problem, punch just goes right through you.
      (Quagmire comes in)
      Quagmire: Ewwwwwww!