Family Guy

Season 5 Episode 16

No Chris Left Behind

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Aired Sunday 9:00 PM May 06, 2007 on FOX

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    • (Peter rings Quagmire at the ballet)
      Quagmire: Hello?
      Peter: Hey, Quagmire.
      Quagmire: Hey, Peter. Whats up?
      Peter: I'm stuck at the stupid ballet.
      Quagmire: Get out of here! You serious? So am I.
      Peter: What?
      Quagmire: Yeah, I got dragged here by this broad I'm trying to nail.
      Peter: Where are you sitting?
      Quagmire: Look across at the other balcony. I can see you.
      Peter: Oh my God, we're both here! What do we do, what do we do?
      Quagmire: Oh my God, we should text each other. Hang up, Hang up.
      (Peter's phone vibrates, he reads the text)
      Peter: Heheheheheheh
      (Peter texts Quagmire back, Quagmire reads it)
      Quagmire: HA!!

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