Chris (and various)
Lois (and various)
Meg (season 2+)
Peter / Stewie / Brian / Quagmire / Tom Tucker (and various)
Near the end of the episode when the "Top Man" is driving the nail in the box you can see that actually the nail is a screw with a Phillips head.
In the Star Trek gag, Picard (Patrick Stewart) referred to Worf as "Commander Worf", but Worf was a Lieutenant in the TV series. He didn't become a Commander until the first TNG movie. Also Wesley Crusher and Data are in the wrong seats.
Due to the tragedy of Hurricane Katrina, this episode was changed to become the fall premiere. Perfect Castaway was originally scheduled, but it had hurricane references, so it was moved a few weeks later.
Brian: I can't believe you went to that much effort just to sabotage me. You're a jerk, you know that?
Peter: Listen, at least I wasn't trying to change the name of the school to impress my girlfriend.
Brian: Now that is not true!
Peter: Oh yeah? Why'd you pick Martin Luther King? Huh? Why not, uh, Ronald Reagan? He was always fun. Especially in his later years.
(cut to Ronald Reagan standing outside of a McDonald's)
Ronald Reagan: Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall. Tear it down! Reagan Smash! (starts punching wall) Reagan Smash!
(cut to the inside of the McDonald's)
Worker: What's that?
Worker 2: Oh, it's just Reagan. Just leave if alone, he'll tire himself out.
(cut to outside, where Ronald Reagan is laying in a fetal position)
Ronald Reagan: Reagan sleepy.
Brian: What happened to your good buddy James Woods?
Peter: He was having trouble catching things in his mouth. What happened to your girlfriend?
Brian: Same problem.
Peter and Brian: WHOA! (they both laugh)
Shauna: (to Brian) Nothing cuter than a nervous white dog.
Peter: If I drive, I'll have to have a couple of drinks first because I am very self-conscious about my driving.
(Brian sticks his hand in Mayor West's bag of popcorn)
Brian: What the hell is this.
Mayor West: It's creamed corn. I brang it from home because I don't like the creamed corn thay have here. It's to crunchy.
Peter: I don't care, girl's are stupid anyway.
Meg: Will you guys just stop fighting. GOD!
Chris: What's wrong with Meg?
Lois: Oh, it's just her time of the month.
A Sheep: Not again!
Peter: Hey, Stewie. Peek-a-boo!
Stewie: Yes, I see you, fat man.
Peter: Where's daddy? (covers eyes)
Stewie: What? (looks around) Where did you go?!! Oh, this is impossible! I can hear you, but I can't see y--well, he must really be gone. (picks nose)
Peter: (removes hands from eyes) Peek-a-boo!
Stewie: Ah! How the hell did you do that?! Look, I thought you disappeared, otherwise I wouldn't have picked my--(Peter covers his eyes again) oh, great. Leave when I'm right in the middle of a sentence.
James Woods: (shouting at Peter) I'LL ACT THE WAY I WANNA ACT, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!
Peter: Me, go to a PTA meeting? What, are you high?
Lois: Nah, not anymore, I crashed hours ago. By the way, we're out of chips, cookies and Funnybones.
I Have James Woods Song
Peter: Someone to care for
To be there for
I have James Woods
James Woods: Someone to do for
Follow through for
You have James Woods
Peter: Someone to share
Joy or despair with,
Whichever betides you
James Woods: Life becomes a chore
Peter & James Woods: Unless you're living for
Peter: Someone to tend to
Be a friend to
I have James Woods
James Woods: Someone to strive for
Do a dive for
You have James Woods
Peter & James Woods: It's true
Have a likewise point of view
James Woods: 'cuz James Woods
Peter: And I have James Woods, too!
Peter: Boy, I haven't been this creeped out since I saw that episode of Star Trek.
Captain Picard: Number One, if I were to whisper in your ear that Commander Worf's head looks like a fanny, would you join me in a laugh?
Commander Riker: Yeah, I could get in on that.
Captain Picard: All right, here it comes... (yells) Commander Worf's head looks like a fanny!
(everyone but Worf laughs)
Worf: You can both suck my ridges!!!
Captain Picard: Oh, get a sense of humor, Rocky Dennis!
Lois: Oh by the way Bonnie, we just finished reading the Davinci Code at my book club, you were right, its terrific!
Stewie: OH let me guess, some flowery 300 page menopausal, masturbatory aid.
Stewie: Ah, Brian on a date hmm, that'd be more pathetic than that game of marco polo I played with Helen Keller.
(After Brian and Peter trap James Woods in the box)
Peter: That better not be me in the box again or I'll be pissed off!
This is the only episode of Family Guy to be rated PG
A sneak peak at Stewie Griffin The Untold Story was shown after the premiere.
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
When Brian meets Shauna, they play a song in the background about Shauna, just like the scene in Ferris Bueller's Day Off when Jeanie Bueller is talking to the boy in the police station, saying some people call her Shauna.
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
The name Shauna is sung in the background when Brian first talks to Shauna in class. This is a reference to the police station scene in Ferris Bueller's Day Off when Jean (Jennifer Grey) tells the guy (played by Charlie Sheen) that people call her Shauna.
Roy L. Dennis
Capitan Picard: (to Commander Worf) Oh, get a sense of humor, Rocky Dennis!
Rocky Dennis was boy afflicted with a bone disease that severely disfigured his face and most prominently his forehead. He was portrayed in the movie Mask. This reference is apparently due to Commander Worfs cranial ridges.
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
The song "James Woods" is a parody of the song "You Two" from the movie Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. As a matter of fact, it's prettymuch "You Two" with the only difference in the lyrics being "James Woods" as opposed to "you two."
The scene where James Woods follows a trail of Reeses Pieces to the box trap is a mirror of a scene from E.T. The Extra Terrestrial, where E.T. follows a trail of Reeses Pieces out of the forest.
Peter: We gotta come up with some crazy scheme like the kids on That 70's Show
This is an obvious reference to the FOX hit comedy. The scene that follows this line is an exact copy of the scene cuts in That 70's Show. It's doubly funny when you realize Mila Kunis (Meg Griffin) is one of the show's regulars.
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Peter: He's being examined by top men.
Peter: Top men.
This exchange along with the following scene of a warehouse of boxes is taken from the Indiana Jones movie Raiders of the Lost Ark.
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