Family Guy

Season 3 Episode 20

Road to Europe

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Aired Sunday 9:00 PM Feb 07, 2002 on FOX

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    • German Tour Guide: Besides its beautiful, historic architecture, Munich was the home of many great writers, such as Thomas Mann. You will find more on Germany's contribution to art in the pamphlets we've provided.
      Brian: Yeah, about your pamphlet... I'm not seeing anything about German history between 1939 and 1945. There's just a big gap.
      Tour Guide: Everyone was on vacation! On your left is Munich's first city hall, erected in 15...
      Brian: Wait, wait. What are you talking about? Germany invaded Poland in 1939 and...
      Tour Guide: (screaming frantically) We were invited! Punch was served! Check with Poland!
      Brian: You can't just ignore those years. Thomas Mann fled to America because of Nazism's stranglehold on Germany.
      Tour Guide: No, no, he left to manage a Dairy Queen.
      Brian: A Dairy Queen? That's preposterous.
      Tour Guide: I WILL HEAR NO MORE INSINUATIONS ABOUT THE GERMAN PEOPLE!! NOTHING BAD HAPPENED!! (begins shouting in German)- SIE WERDEN SICH HINSETZEN, SIE WERDEN RUHIG SEIN, (raises his hand in Nazi salute) SIE WERDEN NICHT BELEIDIGEN DEUTSCHLAND!!!
      (eveyone looks at him terrified)
      Brian: (hesitantly) Uh, is that a beer hall?
      Tour Guide: (cheerfully) Oh, yes! Munich is renowned for its historic beer halls.

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