Family Guy

Season 3 Episode 20

Road to Europe

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Aired Sunday 9:00 PM Feb 07, 2002 on FOX

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    • Brian and Stewie's song
      Brian & Stewie: You and I are so awfully different, too awfully different, to ever be pals.
      Stewie: Do you want to go first.
      Brian: Yeah I'll go, your favorite hero is the Marquis De Sade.
      Stewie: Oh your one to talk, you got a stiffy from Phylicia Rashad.
      Brian: Oh one time
      Stewie: I have a style flair, just look at my hip hair.
      Brian: Oh yeah thats quite a nice do there.
      Stewie: Oh thanks
      Brian:For me to poop on.
      Stewie: What
      Brian: Oh come on you look like Charlie Brown.
      Stewie: Oh bite me snoopy.
      Brian & Stewie: Theres not a whole lot that we got to agree on..
      Brian: Cause I love the strains of a classical score.
      Stewie: And I like that singer who looks like a whore.
      Brian: Ricky Martin
      Stewie: Love him
      Brian & Stewie: Were too different to ever be pals...You and I are so awfully different, too awfully different, to ever be pals.
      Brian: Your heads as massive as a meteorite.
      Stewie: Oh very funny...you have a weenie like a Christmas tree light.
      Brian: I bet money, you'll marry a honey, who's pretty and funny, and her name will be Ted.
      Stewie: Oh a gay joke.
      Brian: I just work with what you give me.
      Brian & Stewie: You might think were in sync but we stink, as a duo..
      Brian: Cause you get a kick out of carnage and guts.
      Stewie: And you get a kick out of stroking your...
      Brian: Whoa whoa whoa, you cant say that on TV
      Stewie: What, ego?
      Brian: Never mind
      Brian & Stewie: Were too different to ever be pals.

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