Brian and Stewie's song
Brian & Stewie: You and I are so awfully different, too awfully different, to ever be pals.
Stewie: Do you want to go first.
Brian: Yeah I'll go, your favorite hero is the Marquis De Sade.
Stewie: Oh your one to talk, you got a stiffy from Phylicia Rashad.
Brian: Oh one time
Stewie: I have a style flair, just look at my hip hair.
Brian: Oh yeah thats quite a nice do there.
Stewie: Oh thanks
Brian:For me to poop on.
Brian: Oh come on you look like Charlie Brown.
Stewie: Oh bite me snoopy.
Brian & Stewie: Theres not a whole lot that we got to agree on..
Brian: Cause I love the strains of a classical score.
Stewie: And I like that singer who looks like a whore.
Brian: Ricky Martin
Stewie: Love him
Brian & Stewie: Were too different to ever be pals...You and I are so awfully different, too awfully different, to ever be pals.
Brian: Your heads as massive as a meteorite.
Stewie: Oh very funny...you have a weenie like a Christmas tree light.
Brian: I bet money, you'll marry a honey, who's pretty and funny, and her name will be Ted.
Stewie: Oh a gay joke.
Brian: I just work with what you give me.
Brian & Stewie: You might think were in sync but we stink, as a duo..
Brian: Cause you get a kick out of carnage and guts.
Stewie: And you get a kick out of stroking your...
Brian: Whoa whoa whoa, you cant say that on TV
Stewie: What, ego?
Brian: Never mind
Brian & Stewie: Were too different to ever be pals.
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