Road to Germany

Season 7, Episode 3, Aired
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Mort Goldman accidentally steps into a time machine and winds up in 1939 Poland in the middle of the Nazi invasion. Brian and Stewie follow him to Nazi Germany in an attempt to save him and bring him back to the present safely.
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  • Worst road to episode ever...

    6.5
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    By fsaenz0125, Dec 04, 2011 Report Abuse
    Mort Goldman accidentally steps into a time machine and winds up in 1939 Poland in the middle of the Nazi invasion. Brian and Stewie follow him to Nazi Germany in an attempt to save him and bring him back to the present safely.
    This episode was okay, but I think this was the worst Road to episode ever because I was bored throughout it. I liked almost all of the road to episodes ,expect this one. 45% of the parts could have been better. The part where Brian, Stewie, Mort, and the people dancing at a place was pretty much boring. I laughed at the parts where Mort uses Stewie's machine as a restroom, Stewie's cutaway when the thing say the wrong animal noises, Mort saying "If they catch me, they'll beat me unmerciful, and rub dirt in my ***neck and over my **** nipples," then Stewie was confused, the deleted scene when Mort cussesconstantly, McClain-Palin gag, Stewie as Hilter, and Mort pooping the time machine. Overall, this road to episode could have been better, but I still liked it barley. 6.5/10moreless

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  • fair

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    By futuramarama, Oct 14, 2011 Report Abuse
    what i liked- meg in the bathroom and the reveal quagmire is also in the bathroom, the ending to the episode, the Palin/McCain sticker scene, stewie and brian walking into the church and asking if anyone there is named Mort, and the other questions they ask in which all the people in the church/temple raise their hands, etc.
    eh, it was alright. Kind of boring and definitely not one I would want to watch again anytime soon. It's kind of funny how When You Wish Upon a Weinstein was banned because of the Jewish aspect, but this, a far worse (in terms of how they portray Jewish people) episode is not banned. Anyway, this was OK. not their best, not their worst. kind of average actually. C+ or somoreless

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  • The worst "Road to"

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    By jmbsonic555, Oct 10, 2011 Report Abuse
    Mort Goldman accidentally steps into a time machine and winds up in 1939 Poland in the middle of the Nazi invasion. Brian and Stewie follow him to Nazi Germany in an attempt to save him and bring him back to the present safely.
    A boring and offensive Family guy episode, please do not watch

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  • My favorite Family Guy episode.

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    By karellen32, Jun 07, 2011 Report Abuse
    This is my favorite episode of all. I loved, for example, how even in a cartoon, the scary atmosphere of Weimar Germany was captured. I especially appreciated all the little touches, such as the McCain-Palin button on the Nazi uniform. The scene where all the black and whites piled up near the downed sub really cracked me up (as did the moment at the synagogue when Stewie realizes the Nazis are attacking and chucks his yarmulke onto Brian's head)!!!

    The animation was exceptional, as was the music, and the way the characters changed roles was fantastic. I could list all the allusions that I enjoyed but that has already been done on the main page under, what else, "Allusions." I would even recommend this episode to my parents, and they are not Family Guy watchers.moreless

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  • Mort inadvertandly travels back in time to the day of the German invasion of Poland after mistaking a time machine in Stewie's room for a port-a-potty. Brian and Stewie travel back to rescue him, hilarity fails to ensue.moreless

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    By Ste_H, Feb 09, 2011 Report Abuse
    So bad I finally joined just so I could voice my opinion. I didn't smile once during this ep, honest truth. Every joke was predictable old news and failed to catch me off guard. If you've never seen Family Guy before don't start here. With American Dad and South Park at their prime right now you would be wasting your time, there's just no contest.

    If this is the future of Family Guy, I would recommend euthanasia to prevent the good stuff from being spoiled by this tired attempt and any others like it. These of the words of an ex worshiper, I'm only a fan now.moreless

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    • When Stewie, Mort, and Brian sneak onto the U-Boat, they're seen by a Nazi who makes a mistake in his German...instead of " mit einen Dog" he should have said "mit einem Hund". Edit
    • This is the first "Road to..." episode to not feature a musical number. Stewie and Brian try to start one, but are interrupted by Mort. Edit

    • This is Stewie's third trip into time (the other two being Mind Over Murder and Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure) as well as Brian's second trip into time (the other being Meet The Quagmires).

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    • Stewie: Germany is producing weapons of mass destruction? Why doesn't America just go over there and kick their asses? Brian: I don't know, (slowly turns to face the screen) maybe because they don't have any oil. Stewie: Ooh! Clap, clap, clap! Edit
    • Nazi: (to Mort) Are you really a priest? Stewie: Oh, yeah, yeah. I can vouch for him. He's molested me many times. Edit
    • Stewie: Uh-oh. Brian: What? Stewie: My time machine has been activated. Brian: Time machine? I didn't know you had a time machine. Stewie: Yeah, I built it after I got bored with that European See and Say. See and Say: The pig goes Wank. The Cow goes Sha-zoo. Stewie: It most certainly does not. See and Say: The rooster goes Chickory-gee. Stewie: Where? Where does the rooster say that? See and Say: The monkey goes Makawk. Stewie: Oh no no no, it does not. See and Say: The elephant goes Thwomp. Stewie: Yeah, kinda. Edit

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    • Top Gun Stewie refers to Brian as "Goose", which is a allusion to the movie Top Gun. Edit
    • Jerky Boys During the scene where Mort is talking about what the Nazis would do to him if he were captured, he uses phrasing from his Jerky Boys prank phone call CDs featuring the character Sol Rosenberg. Edit
    • Coca-Cola Commercial "Mean" Joe Green: Hey kid, catch. (Tosses the uranium to Stewie) Stewie: Thanks "Mean" Joe! This is alluding to the Coca-Cola commercial where a kid gives Joe Green a coke and in return "Mean" Joe gives the kid his jersey. The commercial aired in 1979 during the Super Bowl. This joke was previously used in the episode 'Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater' except it was Peter in that episode instead of Stewie. Edit

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