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Family Guy

Season 2 Episode 13

Road to Rhode Island

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Aired Sunday 9:00 PM May 30, 2000 on FOX

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    • [On a train trip back to Rhode Island, Brian & Stewie start singing]
      Both: We're off on the road to Rhode Island
      We're having the time of our lives
      Stewie: Take it, dog
      Brian: We're quite a pair of partners
      Just like Thelma and Louise
      Except you're not six feet tall
      Stewie: And you're breasts don't reach your knees
      Brian: Give it time
      Both: We're off on the road to Rhode Island
      We're certainly going in style
      Brian: I'm with an intellectual who craps inside his pants
      Stewie: How dare you!
      At least I don't leave urine stains on all the household plants
      Brian: Oh, pee jokes
      Both: We've traveled a bit and we've found
      Like a masochist in Newport, we're Rhode Island bound
      Brian: Crazy travel conditions, huh?
      Stewie: First class and no class
      Brian: Whoa, careful with that joke, it's an antique
      Both: We're off on the road to Rhode Island
      We're not gonna stop till we're there
      Brian: Maybe for a beer
      Whatever dangers we may face, we'll never fear or cry
      Stewie: That's right
      Until we're syndicated, FOX will never let us die, please?
      Both: We're off on the road to Rhode Island
      The home of that old campus swing
      Brian: We may pick up some college girls and picnic on the grass
      Stewie: We'd tell you more, but we would have the censors on our ass
      Brian: Yikes
      Both: We certainly do get around
      Like renegade Pilgrims who were thrown out of Plymouth Colony
      We're Rhode Island bound
      Or like a group of college freshmen who were rejected from Harvard and forced to go to Brown
      We're Rhode Island bound!

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