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Lois (and various)
Meg (season 2+)
Chris (and various)
Peter / Stewie / Brian / Quagmire / Tom Tucker (and various)
Cleveland/Herbert/Performance Artist/Greased-Up Deaf Guy (and various)
Helicopter Rental Guy
Mayor Adam West
When Quagmire pours beer on Meg's head to put out the fire Peter made, the beer stays there. But when she gets out of the car to beat up a guy who crashed into her, the beer disappears.
When Brian and Stewie crash the helicopter, an animation error causes there to be two propellers spinning at different speeds.
The dance sequence with Gene Kelly is taken from the 1945 movie "Anchors Aweigh". The original version had Gene Kelly dancing with Jerry the Mouse (from Tom and Jerry). The animators did a great job covering Jerry with Stewie but the reflection in the floor was not changed so you can still see Jerry there. Ironically when the original was first shown, the reflection of Jerry was missing and needed to be added before general release. The animators and creators deliberately left Jerry's shadow because the reflection was vague enough to not give away that it was Jerry. However Jerry's tail reflection was sometimes noticeable and was removed and Stewie's entrance had to add a reflection.
There is a copy of Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story sitting beside Brian at the yard sale.
Featured Music: I'm Into Something Good by Herman's Hermits.
Welcome to Colorado
More Than Just Kobe and Columbine
Stewie: Thanks for the lift, Bandit. Good look tapping that hot... hot... Sally Field tail....
Bandit: Shut up, I don't like it anymore then you do!
(After Stewie dances, he and Brian are allowed to use a helicopter, which they fly over the mountains)
Stewie:(Over the helicopter's propellers) Brian, be careful cause the mountains are the same color as the sky!
Stewie: I said be careful cause the mountains are the same color as the- WHOA!!!
Brian: What the hell was that?
Stewie: I'm practicing my comedy crash.
Brian: Well keep it down because I'm trying to-
(The helicopter is about to hit a mountain)
Brian & Stewie: WHOA!!!
(They swerve away from the mountain but the tail of their helicopter hits a cliff, causing them to hit a slope and slide down the mountain, they crash into a rock, sail out of the cockpit and hit the snowbank)
Stewie: Imagine the dance I'm gonna have to do to get our security deposit back.
Peter:(after learning Meg is his driver) Lois, this is the best you could do?
Lois: Well, it was either Meg or a talking monkey smoking a cigar, but I didn't think you'd like that.
Monkey: I've already accepted another job.
Peter: Lois, you picked the opposite thing that I would like.
Monkey: That's okay. I would have driven you bananas.
Peter: Oh, oh. And he makes jokes. Nice going, Lois.
Peter: Cleveland, who would you rather do: Queen Latifah or Halle Berry,
but she's been dead for six hours?
Cleveland: Aw, man. That's a tough one.
Brian:( singing) Take to the highway, won't you lend me your name...
Stewie: Who sings that song?
Brian: James Taylor.
Stewie: Yeah, let's keep it that way.
Lois: Who wants a glass of fresh lemonade?
Peter: Not me! What I want is a fresh glass of better daughter.
(Peter throws his lemonade at Meg)
Guy: Wow! I can't believe it! One minute I'm filling up at Chevron, the next I'm having sex with Sharron Stone!
Sharron Stone: Yeah. Now comes the best part. (She turns into a monster and eats the guy's head)
Peter: (kicking the driver's seat in the car) I WANT APPLE JUICE!!!
Meg: (sighs) You wanna watch SpongeBob?
Peter: Yes! With apple juice.
(Meg pulls down a TV screen and Peter watches SpongeBob)
Stewie: (while carjacking a man) GET OUT OF THE F**KING CAR! GET OUT OF THE F**KING CAR RIGHT NOW, MAN! (smashes the window)
Driver: (screaming) OH, JESUS!
Stewie: GET OUT OF THE F**KING CAR!
Driver: OH, MY GOD!!!
Stewie: DO IT! GO! DO IT OR I'LL F**KING KILL YOU!!! GET THE F**K OUT OF THE F**KING CAR!
(Brian carries the driver out of the car, then drive off as the driver leaves screaming)
Brian: Did we just carjack someone?
Stewie: We sure did, Brian. We sure did.
(Peter uses a lighter to make a fire on Meg's head)
Joe: Hey, Meg don't be such a "hothead".
Cleveland: Meg, you look "hot".
Peter: Meg, I just lit your scalp on fire.
(Peter puts a dollar under an anvil and lifts the anvil with a rope)
(Peter then goes to hide behind the tree)
Peter: Ooh, a dollar!
(Peter leaves anvil and goes to pick up dollar and anvil falls on him)
Man: Interesting. What do I get if I win?
Stewie: My dog.
Man: Hmm. What can he do?
Stewie: Um, if you put peanut butter on your body, he'll lick it off. (moment of silence) (whispers) Anywhere.
Stewie: And just in time, too. I can't keep my teeth from chattering. Isn't that fun? I got these at Jack's Joke Shop in South Attleboro, Massachusetts. Remember, if it ain't funny, it ain't worth Jack. (Brian slaps him) Ahh! Bitch.
Brian: I mean, you are getting a little old to have a teddy bear.
Stewie: Brian, I'm one!
Adam West: If I enter Connecticut, I'm entering every state that Connecticut's ever been with. Good luck, brave travelers.
Adam West: Can I help you, gentlemen?
Brian: Follow that truck. (silence) Didn't you hear me? I said, "Follow that truck."
Adam West: Oh, I heard you. What I didn't hear was "please."
Brian and Stewie: (simultaneously) Please follow that truck.
Joe: I'm here to revoke your driver's license.
Peter: What? Why?
Joe: We got reckless driving, disturbing the peace, plus the driver of one of those other cars was a virgin whose hymen was busted by the airbags, so rape.
Stewie: Why have you brought me to the toy store Brian?
Brian: I'm buying you another Rupert. (picks up a gorilla) Hey, this one's cute, huh? (reads label) And if we buy it, they save a real gorilla in the wild. And if we don't they kill one, wow, these guys are really playing hardball.
Lois: Peter, you can't drive a car over that. You're going to get hurt.
Peter: Lois, I don't come down to Burger King and tell you how to do your job.
Lois: Peter, I don't work at Burger...
Peter: I don't work at Burgagagagagaga, I'm busy.
Theme to My Black Son
(sung)This time around,
I'm stayin' at home,
And things are gonna get better.
Lovin' My Wife,
But then I got that letter.
My black son, My black son,
Now each day my heart is gettin' bigger!
Don't even remember sleepin' with that lady but I did.
My black son, He's comin' to stay.
My black son, He's makin' each day
The best that he can!
(spoken) Also, he's a ninja.
Peter: Now if you'll excuse me, I have some death to defy.
Peter: Holy Crap! Evil Knievil gloves! I bet I could do a wheelie with these! (to Brian) How much for the gloves?
Brian: Peter, those are yours.
Peter: Ten bucks! Two! Seven! Four! Five fifty! Ten! Sold! Sucker, I would have gone to fifteen easy. (Proudly) I am so stupid.
Herbert: Hey there Chris.
Chris: Hi mister Herbert!
Herbert: Sellin' yer old Hand-me-downs?
Herbert: Ya got anything that ya used to wear in the summer time?
Chris: Just these old shorts.
Herbert: Sweet Jesus.
In an extended DVD exclusive scene, Lois is seen picking up a copy of "Stymie Gruffin: The Untold Story" and complaining that it's not a real movie, just three episodes sandwiched together. This, according to the staff, is their making fun of the fans for the same reaction to the movie Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story.
Originally slated to air January 7th, 2007, this episode was pushed back three weeks due to production issues.
After Peter crashes his car he makes the comment that it's exactly what happened to Matthew Broderick, except do one died. He's referring to a 1985 car crash involving Broderick and then-fiance Jennifer Grey where a woman and her daughter were killed.
When Peter is in the refrigerator he says, "There is no Peter, only Zuul".
This a parody of a scene from the movie Ghostbusters, where Dana opens her refrigerator and inside is a demon. Later in the film Dana says "There is no Dana, only Zuul."
During Peter's 80's television montage, opening scenes from Charles in Charge, Family Ties, Three's Company, Bosom Buddies, Diff'rent Strokes, Laverne and Shirley and Who's the Boss? are used. Also the bit of music at the beginning before Peter starts singing sounds like the intro to the Perfect Strangers theme.
Title Sequence allusions:
Stewie is dressed like Borat, and Stewie and Brian are shown on a scooter on their way to Aspen like in Dumb and Dumber.
While at the Drive-in movie, Meg puts BamBam and Pebbles onto Peter's head, much as Fred Flintstone put the two children on Dino's head in the end credits of The Flintstones
Peter watches and pretends that he is on the television show Cheers
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn
The funeral scene parodies Spock's funeral from Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn.
The dance between Stewie and Gene Kelly is from Anchors Aweigh, Stewie replaced Jerry the Mouse.
Planes, Trains and Automobiles
When Brian and Stewie are sliding down the mountain in the helicopter, Brian looks over at Stewie, who looks like Satan, laughing maniacally. A similar scene happened in Planes, Trains and Automobiles when John Candy was driving the car, and was wedged between two semis. Steve Martin looked over at him and he was dressed like Satan, laughing maniacally.
Smokey and the Bandit
Stewie and Brian hitch a ride with Bandit and Frog, from the 1977 movie Smokey and the Bandit.
While asking himself (and correctly solving) his game of Twenty Questions, Adam West reveals that the answer to his question is Bo Bice.
Bo Bice is an American singer and musician who came in as the first runner-up in the fourth season of "American Idol".
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