Brian: Okay, I'm a new neighbor, and you're my pet human, Hotchkis, got it?
Stewie: (stammers) I'm not so crazy about "Hotchkis" anymore.
Brian: What do you mean? You came up with Hotchkis.
Stewie: Eh, I know, but how about Axel or Maximillian or Dex? You know, it's gotta have an "x" in it 'cause that means I have cool parents who take me on expensive ski trips on spring break and I get to drink wine with dinner even though I'm only 14 and--
(Brian rings the doorbell)
Dog Peter: (scampering to the door) Omigod-i-know-that-sound-it-means-theres-a-potential-intruder-at-the-front-door-or-one-of-my-pals-either-way-im-excited-and-ready-for-anything!! (opens the door) Hello!
Brian: Hello, my name is Blake Carrington.
Brian: And this is my human, Gabe.
Stewie: Aw no, what?!