Screwed The Pooch

Season 3, Episode 13, Aired
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Peter and Lois go to the Pewterschmidts for the weekend, bringing Brian along. Brian, meanwhile, has some "issues" of his own to work out. Find out if Brian's future is to make puppies or become "less" than he is.
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  • Brian? Dating a dog? Holy shite, it's a miracle.

    8.5
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    By jmbsonic555, Oct 10, 2011 Report Abuse
    Peter and Lois go to the Pewterschmidts for the weekend, bringing Brian along. Brian, meanwhile, has some "issues" of his own to work out. Find out if Brian's future is to make puppies or become "less" than he is.

    What i liked-
    -The email Carter sent to Peter
    -the beginning
    -Check it out Lois, i'm roo!
    - what yes is in French (gonna take a wicked yes)
    -brian sniffing the dog's butt
    -Was he mastur- YES.....do we rub his nose in it?

    8.5/10moreless

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  • great

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    By futuramarama, Jun 21, 2011 Report Abuse
    What I liked: Peter in the kangaroo's pouch, Brian putting animal food in Stewie's pocket, "He's violating Sea Breeze!" "No, he's just awkwardly positioning himself- ok NOW he's violating Sea Breeze", Carter finally having some respect for Peter, Brian sniffing that girl dog's butt, and Mort doing it (Ah, that god farted and I swallowed it!), Peter and Lois catching Brian in the bathroom, amongst other things.

    The first like 10 minutes is some of the funniest stuff I've seen on this show. I was laughing pretty much every line. The last half, with Brian trying to get custody of his puppies, only to find out they aren't his, I dunno, it just did not interest me a lot. It's a good episode but the last few minutes is kind of boring to me, and not nearly as funny as the first few minutes. Overall grade would be in the B rangemoreless

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  • One of the best

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    By j19000, Apr 06, 2011 Report Abuse
    This episode was a gold medal. Brian becomes a masterbator while Peter tries to impress Lois's father yet again for approval of being the husband lol.

    The laugh out loud parts from this episode were Stewie being chased around the farm by animals, "The world's sluttiest dogs", Peter saying "This was even worse than the time I was on Survivor" and most of all when Peter and Lois caught Brian masterbating he got the hots from kangaroo chicks.

    That was an amazing line! All of this. I cannot believe the lengths Peter would take just to get his father-in-law's approval. It was all well written and greatly presented. I'd definitely place this episode in my top ten, simply amazing. Emotional when Brian discovered his dog-girlfriend's babies were not his and someone else, someone very disgusting.

    Overall, hilarious episode, very amazing lines, and well presented. This season has been my number one out of the first three (so far).moreless

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  • Peter and the family go to Lois's parents house for the weekend and Brian has sexual issues.

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    By paul_panhook, Apr 06, 2011 Report Abuse
    This is still one of my favorite Family Guy episodes. The beginning was hilarious with Brian putting animal feed in Stewie's back pocket, pure genius. The whole episode by itself is remarkable and the imations of Ted Turner and Bill Gates are hilarious. Then there's Brian sexual urges. The fact that he screwed peter's father in law's dog was something to be considered one of the high points in the episode. Best of all, they weren't even his puppies but Ted Turner's, as weird as that sounds. One of Peter's best moments is when he turns in circles thinking he can go back in time and ends up destroying the Pewterschmit living room.moreless

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  • Brian is a pervert!

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    By captaindillo456, Apr 06, 2011 Report Abuse
    hmmmmmmmm, I don't really have many feelings on this episode I barely think about it and have only watched it four times (really low). I don't have any problems with the story or like the story at all. The only thing I remember is that it made me laugh. It's fairly good and is underappreciated for alot of reasons that are unknown to me, it's just not one of those episodes that you latch onto it's more like something that all mashes togethor to me like the new Family Guys. From what I like from it. It is pretty funny and should be put on another dvd or something.

    I'm out - captaindillomoreless

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    • When Brian is walking outside the Pewterschimdt mansion before he meets Sea Breeze, the tag on his collar is gone. But it is there again when Mr. Pewterschimdt calls him over to meet Sea Breeze. Edit
    • Lois mentions a mulatto shoeshine boy in this episode. Most people don't realize the word mulatto is a Spanish/Portuguese word meaning "mule" and is a derogatory term for a person of mixed ethnicity, most commonly having an African American and white parent. One reason this term is offensive is because mules don't reproduce and therefore considered by some to be an "accident of nature" or "genetic mistake". Edit
    • In this episode it is hinted that Meg's real father isn't Peter, but a man named Stan Thompson. This has not been mentioned again in the series and could be a one-off gag. Edit

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    • The FOX version didn't air the part (before the opening credits) where the Griffins were at the zoo. Cartoon Network's version and the DVD version air this in its entirety. Edit

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    • Man on TV: Rosebud. (The screen then cuts to Peter talking into the camera) Peter: It was his sled. It was his sled from when he was a kid. There, I just saved you two long boobless hours. Edit
    • Peter: Brian, I am very disappointed in you. I'd turn my back on you but I've seen what do in that situation. Edit
    • Teacher: In French, when you want to say "yes", you say "oui, oui!" Peter: You gotta be kidding me! Oh my god, that is hysterical. Oh, man. Hey, what do you say for "no"? "Doo Doo"? Hey, I'll be right back. I gotta go take a wicked "yes"! Edit

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    • Elian Gonzalez: When Brian and Seabreeze are captured in the hotel, a photo is taken of a government agent holding a machinegun on them. The pose is identical to the Pulitzer-winning photo of federal agents taking Elian Gonzalez from Donato Dalrymple. Edit
    • Batman After hanging out with Carter and Peter, Bill Gates signals a helicopter to pick him up by flashing the Microsoft Windows symbol. This parodies the Bat-Signal used by Commissioner Gordon to summon Batman. Edit
    • Sixteen Candles Carter mentions that at the party Peter approached the Premier of China and asked him, "Dong, where is my automobile?". This is a reference to a line said to the foreign exchange student Long Duk Dong in the John Hughes coming-of-age film Sixteen Candles. Edit

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