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Jerome is none-too-happy with Chris dating his daughter, Pam, which leads the two kids to run away, necessitating that Jerome and Peter team up to find them.
After spending some quality time with Chris, Carter decides to make him the heir to his entire fortune. Peter becomes jealous because of this and starts sucking up to Chris in hopes of getting close to the money.
Peter and his pals undertake a global search for God and ask that He stop influencing the outcome of pro-football games.
When Brian's son, Dylan, becomes a big TV star, Brian uses him to secure a writing job on his show rather than bond with him. Meanwhile, Peter shoots Quagmire in a hunting accident, and it threatens their friendship as Joe must choose between them.
Peter tells Stewie his own versions of famous fairy tales such as Jack and the Beanstalk, Little Red Riding Hood and Cinderella.
Peter becomes a stay-at-home dad after getting fired from his job at the brewery, which seems to remove him of his manhood.
Peter tries to show Carter how great Christmas is after he cancels the town's Christmas carnival out of sheer hatred for the holiday.
Peter and Quagmire decide to become a singing/songwriting team after finding out that they sing great as a duo. But Peter soon creates tension between him and Quagmire when all the fame goes to his head.
After Stewie permanently destroys his time machine, an unexpected death changes the Griffins lives forever.
To take advantage of the airline's low fares, Lois buys the family tickets to Italy. While there, Peter decides the family should stay abroad and become Italians. But when they decide to return to America, they find out it's not so easy regaining their citizenship.
Meg spills her lunch on the new kid, Michael, who is appropriately nicknamed “Mental Mike.” When he sets the date for her end on Friday, Meg tries to get out of it. Meanwhile, Peter continually harasses Brian in the nude until it escalates to the breaking point.
Quagmire becomes a sex slave.
Peter discovers he has a vestigial twin growing out of his neck. It's not long before Peter starts to resent the fact that everyone loves Chip more than him, so he decides to amputate his twin. However, when Peter gets into trouble, he realizes he needs Chip more than ever.
Peter is convinced that a placemat in a restaurant is a real treasure map. Word spreads around Quahog about the alleged treasure, which sparks a city-wide search, turning the residents of Quahog against each other.