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Lois and Peter sail off on a cruise. Jealous that he was left behind, Stewie's matricidal tendencies are rekindled. When Brian challenges him to actually do it, Stewie carries out his diabolical plan. I thought that Part 1 of this 2-Part "Family Guy" episode was superb. Not my favorite episode but it's great to watch. My score is a little low because some parts just seemed to drag a little and get a little boring. Other than that, this episode was just pretty awesome to watch. It also had a lot of parts that made me laugh such as the cutaway with Peter on a date with the stick figure and the cutaway with him being in bed with Bonnie and saying "I don't know about this" and then that cutaway ends with Joe saying "It's okay Peter", Joe dressed up as Lois and then yelling at Chris "You're getting slacks", when the Kool-Aid guy came in the court and then the judge tells everyone to stop saying "Oh no", and more. I also thought the cliffhanger at the end of the episode was fantastic. Overall, Part 1 was a superb start to this 2-Part episode. 9/10

Lois and Peter sail off on a cruise. Jealous that he was left behind, Stewie's matricidal tendencies are rekindled. When Brian challenges him to actually do it, Stewie carries out his diabolical plan.

Everything was funny about this episode. Reccomended to any fan of the show

10/10

Stewie is upset that Peter and Lois are going on a cruise without him, so he decides to kill Lois. He succeeds in doing so, and everyone is wondering where Lois went. Everyone decides that Peter killed her, and Brian is the only one who knows the truth. During the trial, Lois comes back. How did she come back to life? Find out in part 2.



This was a great episode. There was so much humor, like the Beatles joke, Peter's dates, Joe dressed up as Lois"YOUR GETTING SLACKS!!", the kool aid man, Herbert seranading Chris, and much more.



Overall Grade: 95%/A+

In this episode, Stewie Griffin finally commits the perfect crime of killing his mom, Lois, a theory of which I thought had been abandoned, but is insted crafted into one of my favorite episodes. This episode is great with tons of plot twists, funny jokes, and a great lead-up to part 2. The scene where Stewie actually kills Lois is somewhat brutal, but it fits the whole situation incredibly well. The only true problem with this ep was that a couple of the cutaways seemed out of place, but this was easily forgivable as this is most story-based episode of the show. Overall, great episode highly recommended. 9/10 A-

When Peter and Lois go on a cruise without taking him, Stewie begins to plot something he has wanted to do for a long time: murder Lois. He sneaks onto the cruise late at night and successfully shoots and murders Lois. Back at Quahog, when news of this gets out, all are shocked and the Griffins are sad. But Brian believes it was Stewie who did it, but the police think Peter. So the Griffins go to court, and right before Peter is sentenced, Lois suddenly walks in...



An actually pretty good episode with a nice cliffhanger. Overall grade: B+/A-

This one is just one of my absolute favorites along with part 2. This one goes into my hall of fame of episodes for sure. First it's just absolutely perfect, the plot, the cutaways. Stewie's actual plan, it was like the comedy version of a classic maniacal meltdown. This episode had great expectations and met all of them and if you watch it, you know why it has an 8.7(which it probably won't after I send this) rating and mad reviews or worshiping as some may call it. And of course, the coup de gras the ending. I'm not gonna spoil it for the few that haven't seen it but I definitely could not wait for the next episode.

All in all, FANTASTIC!

So Stewie finally does away with that vile woman, and none too soon because its Family Guy 100th.

Best bits: Brian showing everyone up by purchasing Lois a cruise ticket; Brian's subsequent humiliation when Lois asks Peter to join her; Peter and the poop deck; Peter telling the captain of Lois' abortion of Meg (which obviously failed); Brian teasing Stewie of his failed world domination plans; Stewie actually violently killing Lois; Joe pretending to be Lois to please Chris; Stewie's head revolving around when talking to Brian; the whole courtroom scene with the Cool-Aid guy, a reference to episode one of season one (can everyone stop saying Oh no?) and the cliffhanger ending - but how did she live?

This is my favorite episode of Family Guy ever! This and the second part of this episode, that is! Stewie finally completes his lifelong dream and ambition of killing his mother, Lois.



This episode is just plain crazy! How on earth can a tiny little defenceless baby manage to use guns and why on earth would it even try to kill its mother.



Stewie is my favorite character in this show, and this episode just shows you exactly why! This is the craziest, smartest, cutest and most notorious baby in the world!



An absolutely magnificent episode! Truly one of the best ever!

Twists and turns at every corner, this first part of a two-parter episode was amazing, absolutely brilliant.



So many events occured from when Lois was shot down until her reappearance in court. Even though I just started writing this review after seeing this for the first time, I'll watch it again straight after. Apparently it might feel a little weird going from this episode to part 2 - as Part 2 was the one I saw first of the two.



Brian, Joe, the suspects and everything, just an amazing masterpiece. Those hilarious flashbacks were constant and yeah, I couldn't find one thing to criticise about, except I knew upon having seen Part 2 that all of this was a simulation. The best part was when Lois pointed out the real killer! Absolutely suspenseful and action-based. Stewie Griffin was 100% on the good.



Overall -- This was the best episode I've seen to date, because it had outstanding everything (superb). Now that I've finally seen the amazing events of Part 1, I can re-watch the second part and understand more clearer lol.

This episode was so fantastic! I loved every second of it! This episode kept me on the edge of my seat, too! This episode was awesome, with hilarious parts! I loved the Kool-Aid Man part, and the part where Lois' dad made the video! That was so funny! The part where Stewie fell, and was crying for Lois after he killed her was another funny part! I knew that this episode would be good, and it was. I didn't want this episode to end when Lois came back at the end! It was so exciting, and it kept me watching! Every Family Guy episode is Awesome, and this one was, too! I thing this episode is really good, and I loved it!

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To celebrate there 100th episode they finally let stewie become successful in killing lois. And what a great episode it was! This episode had me on the edge of my seat. When it was done I was pissed off cause i wanted to see the rest and I had to wait a very long time to see it. I couldn't wait until it was concluded. I waited impatiently Day and night. Now that I have seen it. I'm kinda pissed off and happy. I know it sounds weird but if you read my other review you would get it. Go over to the next episode to read it.

The episode opens with the family at a dinner celebrating Lois' birthday; the family gives her mediocre gifts. To their displeasure, Brian gives Lois a pair of tickets for a cruise, which she assumes are for her and Peter (Brian, of course, intended otherwise). Lois and Peter take the trip alone, not even taking Stewie. This greatly upsets Stewie and, as soon as he returns home, he begins to plot a diabolical plan to humiliate Lois out of revenge for leaving him behind, which he intends to carry out as soon as Lois returns. Brian scoffs, noting that Stewie has never followed through with any of his diabolical plans before, and is completely skeptical that he will do so this time. Stewie realizes that Brian is right, but swears that this time Lois is a dead woman, so he decides to take immediate action.



Meanwhile, on the ship, Peter proves to be a continual embarrassment to Lois: he defecates on the poop deck (the name of which he claims is misleading) and tells the story about how they almost aborted Meg at the captain's table. Humiliated, Lois has a falling out with Peter. At this time, Stewie, who has made his way onto the ship via speedboat, finds and confronts Lois; Lois, who had gone outside to mull over her frustration with Peter, is completely astonished to see him, wondering how he came on board without her knowing. To add to her shock, Stewie pulls out a submachine gun and, after a brief moment of tension, opens fire. Lois' chest is graphically riddled with bullets and she falls overboard, her body plunging and sinking deep into the ocean's abyss--Stewie is ecstatic that he has finally killed his mother.



Six days later, Lois is considered missing and Stewie is elated to discover that no one suspects foul play as the other Griffins begin to worry. Since she has been missing for so long, Joe tells a distressed Peter that the search for her has been called off and he must now accept the fact that Lois is gone.



A year passes and, during this time, the Griffins have managed to move on with their lives: Peter begins dating other people (such as a stick figure and even Bonnie, each with little success), Chris has been led to believe that Lois is merely away at a health spa, and Meg, as Stewie states, has really begun to flourish after Lois' murder. Brian restates that her death was an accident, but Stewie counters by saying that was what everyone was led to believe. Greatly disturbed by this revelation, Brian asks Stewie if he killed Lois; Stewie just mockingly denies it. Brian realizes that he actually carried out his plan, and vows to find evidence and bring him to justice.



At the Drunken Clam, Peter mentions to his friends that his wife's life insurance has finally paid out. He casually casts suspicion on himself by noting that he took out the policy while they were on the ship, just after having secretly wished she were dead after their fight, before leaving to buy more hot dogs (Meg was using them to masturbate Suspecting him of murdering Lois, they decide to search his trash for clues. Incidentally, Stewie realizes that keeping evidence of his crime as mementos is too risky with Brian snooping around, and throws into the trash his drawings depicting Lois getting killed in various ways and his gun. Joe and the others search the trash and find these items just after Stewie disposes of them, implicating Peter as the murderer; noticing the coincidence, Stewie discovers that this means he is now exempt from accusation. Family Guy's officially celebrated 100th episodePeter is brought into the police station for questioning where Joe reluctantly informs Peter that he is the prime suspect for Lois' murder and that things look bleak for him. At his trial, Meg and Chris begin to believe he killed their mother. Brian, however, convinces them to not judge him too quickly and that he is innocent, though Stewie attempts to convince them otherwise. Lois' father, Carter, testifies against Peter, presenting a video recreation of the crime in which he plays Peter and an Asian hooker (who is actually shot and killed by Carter in the video) plays Lois. Next, Chris is brought to the stand and asked to recall anything bad Peter did; Chris responds by telling the court of a time Peter picked his nose and wiped his finger on Meg's hat. Finally, Peter is brought to the stand and denies killing Lois, stating that he loves his wife. However, the prosecutor manages to get Peter to reveal things that would make it seem obvious as to why he would kill her, albeit perhaps unintentionally (such as drinking, striking her periodically, and being aggressive in nature).



Towards the end of the trial, Peter is found guilty and is sentenced to life in prison with no possibility of parole. But before the sentence is carried out, a mysterious figure barges into the room--the court is stunned to discover it is none other than Lois herself, very much alive. The Griffins are greatly relieved and overjoyed to find she is safe and that Peter didn't kill her after all. After happily reuniting with her family, Lois goes on to say that someone else did indeed try to kill her. When Peter asks her if she remembers who it was, Lois responds to the entire court, pointing to her incredulous infant son, "It was Stewie!". The episode ends, setting the stage for the next episode.

Well this is a pretty good episode I have to say. Starts with Lois and Peter going on a cruise that Brian Bought for there Birthday. Also Stewie realizes why he never gets lois with any of his plans. So while on the cruise Stewie gets back at lois, for whatever she did, by shooting her to death so it seems. The episode is followed by hilarious jokes, gags, and skits. For me id have to give this episode a 9.1. Also this episode is followed by a part two, which is in my opinion even funnier, where they meet the people from american dad.

My favorite show finally made to its 100th episode, but this is not the only thing that finally happened. Stewie's matricidal dreams also came true. This episode is about Stewie assassinating Lois, though she comes back after disappearing for about a year. My personal favorite moment in this episode is right after Stewie shoots Lois and runs off shouting" I killed her" and suddenly falls and starts crying"mommy,mommy" and then he realizes that she is dead and he says "Oh yeah that is right", claiming that he has killed her. I just crack myself up whenever I think of that moment.



overall, it is an incredible episode filled with many great moments and a suspenseful end that lead up to the next episode,"Lois kills stewie" . family guy is proving that it'll never get boresome, and that its jokes are surprisingly refreshing and never hackneyed.

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Hahaha. A very good classic Family Guy episode one of my favourites. Stewie finally "kills" Lois. He travels to the boat her and Peter are on adn shoots her multiple times. Slow motion is used for some bullets and is very funny. Lois then tumbles off the boat. Immeditely after Stewie "kills" Lois he says one of the best quotes from the episode which goes as follows.



Stewie: I did it! She's dead! (runs down the boat,laughing. He suddenly falls) Ow ow! (begins crying) Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! (realizes) Oh, yeah. That's right.



Family Guy delivers again as it used to and this is a must see for Family Guy fans. :)

After eight years of waiting, it seems as though Stewie is going to get to do what he's wanted to do from the start! Brian innocently gives Peter and Lois cruise tickets for Lois' birthday. But when Lois won't take Stewie Griffin with her, that's the straw that Finally breaks Stewie's back! So Stewie feverishly thinks up of a great way to get revenge at Lois! However, Brian's not impressed. Brian thinks he has Stewie all figured out: Stewie's all talk and no action. He'd never actually Try to murder Lois Griffin, his own mother! Unfortunately, Stewie takes Brian's sarcastic joke as a challenge to actually go ahead and try to actually kill his own mother! And believe it or not, that's just Exactly what he sets out to do! He rents a motorboat, grapples onto the cruise ship, and shooting Lois Griffin multiple times, has Finally gotten away with the murder he's wanted for so long! Fast forward to one year later, and nobody in Quahog Rhode Island is any the wiser for Stewie's diabolical act. But then it finally dawns on Brian that he Actually did it! He went ahead and Mudered Lois Griffin! Since Stewie knows Brian is now suspicious of him, he has only one choice: he must get rid of his mementos to wanting to kill Lois so that Brian can't find the evidence that would tell people of the truth. However, something that Stewie didn't anticipate is that the Griffin's neighbor's would find the evidence, only they'd think that Peter Griffin was the killer! Even though that isn't what Stewie had planned out, he's more than happy to take credit for framing his father for the murder! It seems that it will be all too easy for Stewie's father to be found guilty and put away in jail for life! But then something else Stewie doesn't anticipate happens: his mother walks through the courtroom alive!!!! And worst of all, she remembers who tried to kill her: Stewie!!!! Uh-oh! Dum Dum Dum! Heaven help Stewie Griffin now! :idea: Enough said, true believers! ;)

When I saw the commercial. I thought it was to be the best ever, even better than North by North Quahog, I wasn't dissapointed! I was underestimated it. Big time!

With lots of comedy, humor, action, and profanity, the producers did great with this episode. Repeating some references to the first episode. Especially when they said "oh no" then the Kool-Aid man says "Oh Yeah" and the judge makes some profanity there about that again. But I would recommend this to anyone who can take bad words and bigtime cultural gags. You Have to Love it! I mean come on! Who wouldn't?

This episode was really good and finally evil Stewie returns. How Stewie just pulled out a gun and tried to kill her. The jokes were really good and i loved the return of the cool aid man. The only thing i didn't like was that even though it was a cartoon i found it hard to believe that Lois survived. Having being shot about ten or seven times and falling off the ledge of a boat into the cold water and having to swim probably would have taken too much energy but i guess other cartoon characters have survived worse. This episode was great and i hope to see what happens in the next part.

Interesting enough Stewie finally goes upon his plot to kill Lois.Hmm..I would think out of all the ways he plotted to kill Lois I didn't think he would just shoot her off the boat like that. If anything I thought he was going to get a shark to jump up and attack her or something better then just shooting her with a machine gun.I thought it was funny how Peter never told the kids that Lois was dead and Chris says he hasn't seen Lois since back to school shopping and they showed Joe dressed as Lois. Overall a good episode that keeps you hanging to want to see the next part.

Who knew when the day came, that Stewie killed Lois. This is one of the best episodes of Family Guy, and one of the best 100th episode of all time (and also Deal or No Deal's 100 eppy). I think Family Guy should keep it up, haven't watched Lois Kills Stewie but I hope it becomes a thriller. Maybe Lois seeks back at Stewie and seeks revenge. Who knows. Good job producers and writers with making the best episode or maybe one-hour TV movie of Family Guy. This is my review for Stewie Kills Lois (1) Peace out. ~Halo DA House

its about time stewie finaly kills lois we waitied a whole month to see this episode and from the title from this episode i thought it was gonna be cool and it was preety cool after 100 episodes he kills her im surprised that in the end shes still alive after all those shots steiwe shot at her i was shocked this episode was the best i think all the steiwe fans and family guy fans should watch this episode steiwe and brian was real funny in this episode and i cant WAIT for the next episode (the continuation of this episode) i give it a 10/10 good episode

Wow, all I can say! Wow! What an episode. I expected the killing to take place at the end, but, the way it was put together completely caught me off guard. I found, however, the Kool-aid joke at the very end while everyone was in the courtroom, however funny, to be a little unnecessary. I also found Peter's cutaways very creepy. I was dumbfounded, but it wasn't such a big deal. This episode still rocked! And with a dramatic ending. Oh god, I can only picture what happens next. Does Lois really kill Stewie? Will Stewie take over the world? We'll just have to wait for Nov. 11th when it airs.

Okay, Peter and Lois decide to go on a boat trip. Stewie, feeling abandoned, decides to do what he always planned to do, kill Lois. He rides a boat to the cruise, attacks Lois, and throws her off the boat. Finally, Stewie's found perfect happiness, or has he? The Griffins eventually deal with the fact that Lois is "dead". Joe, Cleveland, and Quagmire think that Peter's to blame for this. This leads to a trial that almost sends Peter to jail again (With the "Oh Yeah!" joke being reused). Suddenly, an unscratched Lois comes back. When being asked what happened, she blames the now shocked Stewie. And we cut to cliffhanger. It was very good seeing evil Stewie again. However, he still isn't as evil as he originally was.

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This was the best Family Guy episode ever. It had a good plot, it had great voice acting and it had gret animtion. It was everything I could have wanted for a family guy one hundred episode. Stewie finally kills Lois, I felt sad when he did kill her though. Well, I did nto feel bad but it was quite distrubing to see and one year old kill a forty year old female. The next episode will be awesome. I can not wait for it. Great episode all around. Seth McMarlane is a genius. I give this episode a 10 out of 10.

An amazing episode Noone thought Stewie would actually do it but he does! With very funny gags like Peter's getting back to dating. The stick figure scene was very well done. Also I loved Joe as Lois taking Chris out back - to - school shopping. Very schocking ending. Everyone knew that Lois was alive but what will Lois do with Stewie? Will she give him up? And how did she come to life or not die at all? One of those episodes that kept me HATING commercials and waiting anxiously for the DVD extras on this episode. Great job can't wait for next week's part 2!

We Family Guy fans always knew Stewie would kill Lois someday... that day has finally come.



After getting dozens of bullets sent in her, Lois' corpse sinks in the water, as Stewie evily laughs and cheers.



Peter soon finds out about this, and trys to move on. He then gets accused for the death of Lois. Peter tells all the truth he could so he wouldn't go to jail.



Soon enough, Stewie enjoys this, but then Lois comes in and tells the court it was Stewie.



There was just so many awesome scenes in this episode, it was hard to count. It was the greatest Family Guy episode so far.



The episode was pretty touching, as Peter had a hard time moving on without Lois, but everyone else seems to be okay.



Like I told you, Lois tells the court at the end it was Stewie. I hope a battle begins at the next episode...