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Peter finds an old winning raffle ticket from 1989 that entitles him to a golf outing with O.J. Simpson. After befriending him, Peter brings O.J. home to meet the family. However, the people of Quahog aren't too fond of the former running back.
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  • The first 5 minutes were good, but the rest of this episode were awful

    3.0
    "Bad"
    Peter finds an old winning raffle ticket from 1989 that entitles him to a golf outing with O.J. Simpson. After befriending him, Peter brings O.J. home to meet the family. However, the people of Quahog aren't too fond of the former running back.
    I liked the first 5 minutes of this episode. Most of the parts in that act made me laugh. The parts that were funny are Stewie on top of the roof and then Brian do an interview thing with him, Peter and his friends fighting each other. But this is where the awful part comes in. Peter said "Looks like I need a time filler. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Twitty." A 3 minutes music clip of Conway Twitty is shown. It is kinda gay and a huge waste of time. Even worse, the writers did that same thing again inForeignAffairs (not Conway Twitty, just some gay @$$ Music video from David Bowie). It is all Peter's fault for saying that in the first place. The plot for this episode is boring. I just can't stand watching most of the episode. The only parts I laughed after the Conway Twitty part were Lois felling down while serving lasagna, and Homer Simpson's cameo. That's all. Overall, a boring and a waste of time episode. I don't even want to watch this episode but only for the parts that were funny. 3/10moreless

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  • I wish I could rate this episode a 0

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    Peter finds an old winning raffle ticket from 1989 that entitles him to a golf outing with O.J. Simpson. After befriending him, Peter brings O.J. home to meet the family. However, the people of Quahog aren't too fond of the former running back.

    Okay first of all, the Peter Jr. joke was not funny. It was just wrong and disturbing, the conway twitty joke was completely unnecessary (it was four minutes long) Please do not watch this garbage

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  • Not as terrible as everyone is saying it is BUT it's just an okay episode in my opinion

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    I thought that this was an okay episode of "Family Guy". It wasn't as terrible as everyone is saying it is but it's still an okay episode. I thought Peter, Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland having their sleepover at Peter's house and acting like kids in the beginning of the episode was so dang hilarious especially when the men were playing truth or dare and Peter dared Cleveland and Joe to kiss each other and they did. It was also funny when the men were having their pillow fight and then Cleveland accidentally punches Lois when she comes home. It was also funny when Stewie was stuck on the roof when the window closed on him and Brian was interviewing him. I also thought Homer Simpson's brief half second cameo appearance was hilarious. This episode was bad because everyone hated O.J. Simpson because of the life that they went through and I thought that for sure that O.J. Simpson wasn't the murderer of his wife and other people. O.J. Simpson gives out a speech about not being perfect and then he kills three people and the angry mob chases after him at the end of the episode which means that he really is a murderer. Overall, this was an okay episode but it had a stupid and pathetic ending and the whole plot could have improved a little more and the beginning was the most hilarious out of the episode. 6.5/10moreless

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  • I Want My Half Hour Back

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    I usually like Family Guy to an extent, but this episode was just stupid. I honestly felt that the writer was like drunk, it was wacky, and not in a good way. There wasn't really anything funny in it, and the ending was stupid. The "moral" about how just because OJ did a crime and the whole "Nobody is Perfect" thing was equally stupid. And then the Conway Twitty time filler. And the joke where Homer Simpson randomly appeared... god, I hated this episode, please, give my my half hour back. My overall grade for this episode is an Fmoreless

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  • Garbage

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    Wow, I think I actually wasted my half-hour on this episode. Basiclly what happens in this episode is O.J. Simpson comes to Quahog to play golf with Peter. This isn't just bad for Family Guy, it was just bad period. The whole first act was pointless, especially with that time-waster Conway Twitty, the gags with Peter believing O.J. didn't do it were dumb, the Simpsons reference was pruely replusive, and the moral of "nobody's perfect" was completely unneeded and then O.J. killing and then running off again was dumb. This is the absolute worst episode of the entire show. 0/10 F-moreless

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    • During Brian's "interview" with Stewie, he asks Stewie what it was like performing the words of Oscar winner Diablo Cody. But Diablo Cody didn't win her Oscar until February 24, 2008 - 11 months after this story was set. Edit
    • During truth or dare, the phone Quagmire is taken a picture with is upside down. The blue screen is on the bottom and the keys are on the top. Edit
    • Peter suggested that he could distract Lois with a minotaur with Sean Connery's head. Since a minotaur is a creature with a man's body and a bull's head, then a minotaur with Sean Connery's head would be...well....Sean Connery. Edit
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  • Quotes

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    • Mayor West: We don't want you in our town, Simpson! We don't love you like we did in 1993! Homer Simpson: D'oh! Mayor West: And as for you, OJ, we don't want you here either! Edit
    • Brian: Stewie, what are you doing on the roof? Stewie: Oh, I'm counting the stars on Orion's penis... what do you think I'm doing?! Edit
    • OJ Simpson: Hi, are you Peter Griffin? Peter: That's my name, don't put a knife in it. Edit
  • Allusions

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    • The Naked Gun 33 1/3 In the opera dramatization, the person who acts out O.J.'s part mentions The Naked Gun 3. Edit
    • The Simpsons The Simpsons are referenced by Mayor West. Homer is also shown saying his famous catchphrase. Edit
    • Peanuts After being "spiked" by Chris, Stewie says "Good grief." This was a popular line from the Peanuts character Charlie Brown. Edit
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