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Mayor West: We don't want you in our town, Simpson! We don't love you like we did in 1993!
Homer Simpson: D'oh!
Mayor West: And as for you, OJ, we don't want you here either!
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Brian: Stewie, what are you doing on the roof?
Stewie: Oh, I'm counting the stars on Orion's penis... what do you think I'm doing?!
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OJ Simpson: Hi, are you Peter Griffin?
Peter: That's my name, don't put a knife in it.
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Peter: Look Lois, what do ya say we just bury the hatchet, huh? We'll stay in tonight, pop some popcorn, and watch Jimmy Kimmel try.
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Lois: Peter, what is our infant son doing up on the roof?
Stewie: There's a raccoon up here.
Peter: Yikes, looks like I need a distraction. Ladies and gentlemen, Mister Conway Twitty.