Family Guy

Season 3 Episode 12

To Love and Die in Dixie

Aired Sunday 9:00 PM Nov 15, 2001 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • (Lois pushes a button on the answering machine)
      Answering Machine: You have one hundred and thirteen new messages.
      Lois: Oh, my.
      Herbert: Uh, yeah, I was just wondering, uh... where the newspaper boy was. (beep)
      Herbert: Haven't seen the newspaper in a couple days. Wonderin' if he ever gonna come back. (beep)
      Herbert: Guess who? Sorry to leave you so many messages. Just lonely here. Thinkin' about the muscly-armed paperboy. Wishin' he'd come by and bring me some good news. (beep)
      Herbert: Where are you? (beep)
      Herbert: Ah, you're starting to piss me off, you little piggly son of a bitch, Call me!