Stewie helps Chris get a date with Taylor Swift while Peter becomes an Uber driver.
While working at the post office, Lois discovers a letter Peter wrote to his old girlfriend, who tries to get back in Peter's life after Lois talks to her about the letter. Meanwhile, Stewie pretends that he's rich in order to impress his new friend.moreless
Peter turns the attic into his own personal man cave while Stewie sends Brian into his subconscious to help him deal with his first nightmare.
When Peter overloads his phone with apps, he gets a new one and gives the old one to Chris. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie join a tennis club.
Peter and Carter go to Africa to get back their money after being swindled in an e-mail scam while Brian falls for a friend of Meg's.
Hoping it will inspire them to come up with horror movie ideas, the guys visit an abandoned asylum. Instead of finding inspiration, they wind up accidentally killing a man they mistakenly believe is holding them hostage and each of them tries to pin the murder on one of the others. Meanwhile, an annoyed Stewie wants to destroy Brian's glasses because of how pretentious Brian acts whenever he wears them.moreless