Family Matters Season 3 Episode 14

Steve: (after seeing the empty Winslow home, but not realizing they've been robbed) Wait a minute, my parents tried this before.
Rachel: Tried what, Steve?
Steve: You guys are moving and you didn't tell me.

Carl: What's up?
Steve: Well, actually, this is Eddie's story. All you'll hear from me is an occasional, 'Mmmhmm, that's right'.
Eddie: That's enough, Steve.
Steve: Mmmhmm, that's right.

(After deciding to help Eddie)
Steve: Now, we need a plan.
Eddie: Hey, here's one! How 'bout you give me the answers.
Steve: (Pause) Clever, but will it work?

Steve: Eddo, cheating is like wearing your grandmother's underpants. Sure, it may cover your hiney, but if you make a habit of it, you've got a serious problem.

Eddie: I was thinking you could help me during the test.
Waldo and Steve: Cheating?
Eddie: I prefer to think of it as sharing.
Waldo: I am appalled.
Eddie: Why are you upset, Waldo?
Waldo: Cheating is wrong, Eddie, and you should know that. I may get F's, but, by God, I earn them!
Steve: You know, I never thought I'd see the day that I actually agreed with Waldo Geraldo Faldo.