Family Matters

(After Steve makes a speech out to the audience) Ted: (thinking) I wonder if I'll ever have to make a speech like that to impress a girl. Luckily, with my looks, I won't have to. Laura: (thinking) I'm going to kill Steve. I'm gonna kill him, I'm gonna kill him, I'm gonna kill him. Yeah, he deserves to be killed. (Steve and her meet eyes, with her looking at him with an evil smile). Steve: (thinking) Well, looks like I really empressed Laura tonight. Oh yeah, she wants me bad! But I must have really disappointed Myra. Yeah, after tonight, she'll never talk to me again. Myra: (thinking) Steve is so cute. I know size doesn't matter, but I bet his brain is huge. I don't know what he sees in Laura, but I swear I won't rest until I make him all mine! Waldo: (thinking) If Ivana Trump divorced Neil Diamond, and Jack Nicklaus, and married Ron Darling, she'd be "Ivana Diamond Nicklaus Darling".