Family Matters

Carl: Jogging, roller blading, bungee jumping... Estelle: What's your point, Carl? Carl: Mama, you're 84 years old, don't you think that's a little late to take up parasailing? Estelle: That's where you're wrong, there's nothing so cute as a granny with a chute.

(Carl rides into the living room on a motorized scooter) Estelle: Oh, my Lord, you've gotten so lazy you can't walk around your own house? Carl: No, Mama, this is for you. Estelle: What would I do with it? Carl: Well, take it to the park. Estelle: Carl, if I take that to the park, won't somebody steal it while I'm jogging?

Carl: What happened? Estelle: I had a little accident in my karate class. Fletcher: She broke six boards with her foot, and hit the water cooler when she fell.

Eddie: Waldo, do they have fraternities at your cooking school? Waldo: Yeah, I'm thinking about joining one—I Ate A Pie. Eddie: Oh. Well, is it hard to get in? Waldo: No, there's a big door right in front.